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Dead Head
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And now this definition: A Dead Head:
Anyone who can count to two...but no further.
A boy said to his father, "I feel that I could make better progress toward
my extraordinary goal in my head if I could better formulate to myself the
concept of a 'problem' inherent with man over which I must come."
And the elder spit in the dirt and didn't reply.
Sickness:
All sickness is caused by living with other people.The matter of sickness as profitable to the few on an extraordinary spree:
All mental sickness is caused by associating with other people's thoughts.And now the matter of head sickness for those farther on up the road:
All apparent sickness-of-consciousness is caused by you associating with
your own thoughts...."The doctor will see you now."
"Well, now I don't wanna see him."
"I said -- the doctor will see you now."
"But now I don't need to see him."
"I'm telling you for the final time -- HE'LL SEE YOU NOW!"...(Isn't that just like life? Always waiting 'til the last moment to show you what to do,
and by then it's too late -- you've already passed the place whereat it needed doing. But...say-y-y...hold up there! That sounds suspiciously close to how one's own understanding would manifest itself.
Hmmmm. Perhaps we could just "pop in and see the ole doc for just a sec..."
Then, right in the middle of the operation, a nurse knocked over a cart, suddenly causing the patient to awaken and cry out, "I think -- therefore I'll double-bill myself for this unneeded surgery."
And now this important information from our Secret Extraordinary Person's File:
How To Tell That You Are "Losing Your Mind":
When you come to visit yourself -- there's no one home!
...(Wow! -- it's being tipped to such info as that that keeps you going, what?)
How To Go Everywhere You Want To Go Without Ever Leaving Home:
Stop thinking about where you want to go.Additional...FINAL Definition: Thought:
The deft turning of nothing into something.
