*image by Ben Harubin

(Within a locked room there is no incorrect way to play with and arrange your thoughts.)

 

One man wanted to renegotiate his contract --
but life pointed out that it hadn't signed one with him.

One man thought, "I have a lighted candle, and I can take it with me everywhere I go,
and as long as I remember that it's with me -- it stays lit."

An explorer landed on a foreign planet and discovered creatures there
faithfully and protectively carrying around -- empty buckets.

Why eat if you're not hungry?
...Why imagine that you're hungry if you're not?
And why try to eat if there is nothing more to be eaten?

One man attempted to do two things at once.
He thought that one of them was "special."
He finally realized that doing one thing at a time
is what is really special.

One man's favorite funk song (when alone) is:
"The Veins Pop Out At Night."