*image by Ben Harubin

One man fell into a vortex -- he didn't really fall into anything
And even if he did, it wasn't a vortex --
He was pushed!
No he wasn't -- and it was a vortex!

Note: All of the above is inoperative.
I don't know why I said it...
Oh, I'm so dizzy...why did you listen to it?

There was once a great universe that was composed of many lesser universes;
there was once a mighty kingdom that was made up of many smaller kingdoms;
there was once a creature which contained within it more modest ones;
and there was once a mind that was once-and-for-always a mind.

The way you can tell that your particular bus has arrived at its final destination
is that when you look at the window you think, "I had no idea it was going here."

In one realm 'tis said that "a dead man is a satisfied man -- if he is dead
in the partiality."

One man had a farm, plenty of acres,
lots of room to grow most anything he'd want,
but the one crop he wouldn't fool with was pumpkins.

One man carried around a hat full of bees -- no one was harmed by it,
And some who suspected, were impressed by it. But still -- a hat full of bees?

Since he quit smoking, one guy thought of each neat idea he had as a cigarette,
with the enjoyment about as momentary.
(He says he'll entitle his autobiography
"Look At The Size Of The Universe -- And I Live Inside Something The Size Of A Pumpkin."

One man believed that more things are possible for man than actually are...
most people believe less.

A boy asked his father, "Does it make any difference from any conceivable
view what goes on inside a locked room?"
"It's about time you got around to suspicionin' that."