*image by Ben Harubin

There was once a secret school whose name was
"Don't Cut Yourself."

 

 

A man accustomed to jigsaw puzzles
thinks paintings look funny.

When one man heard it said that "the mind is the perfect reflection of what we are,"
he thought, "Not so in my case -- it is my stomach."
And his mind chose to differ to him as I'm sure both you and it expected.

One man's latest torque wrench is
"It's bad enough to say anything,
but to add a preface to what you're going to say is intolerable."

Don't blame circumstance –
life IS circumstance --
life outside the mind.

"Is this supposed to be a hint as to where to lay the blame?
And when will the notion of blame be adequately explained?"
You mean explained to the mind?
"Where else?...Oh, I think I see."

A man who's seen only still photographs
is startled by movies.