*image by Ben Harubin

One man said:
"Okay, let me get this straight:
first we don't try,
then we try,
and then we don't try again?"

One man told himself, "Based on what you know and what you've experienced,
you should be ashamed to not be any more awake than you are."
"I am," he replied, "but apparently not sufficiently so."

A man had a parrot and a voice that talked, and the man, for a long time,
believed that the voice was coming from the parrot -- and, damn,
you should've been there the day he realized that it wasn't!

One man started out wanting to be smarter than everybody else,
then after many years struggling toward this end, he changed the goal -- he now wants
to smarter than HE is.

Upon reading a statement that said "stillness is the mind's natural state,"
one man immediately exploded -- splattering himself all over the book.
(Which of course, made the book regret it had ever mentioned the matter.)

One man says he wouldn't mind the weather
as much if it just wasn't so
doggone noisy.