*image by Ben Harubin

 

What Should Be An Alert Man's Final Word On The Subject Of Home Construction:
The more you think, the more you build a think world;
the more you think, the more you build a feeling world;
a man who catches on (to what's going on around these parts)
will soon be in the market for some dynamite and blasting caps.

There was a man who could make up really neat and nifty stuff,
and who'd write it down for others to read and think about,
and he reached a point of so impressing himself, even,
that he started typing out all his original,
neat, and nifty ideas while sitting in total darkness...AND he did not
know the touch-typing system, and so could not really be sure
what he was a'writin' when he was a'writin'.
Turns out, friends and neighbors, that his output remained original
Even under these impossible conditions, and he lost but a small portion
of readers who'd previously found his work enjoyable.
This man, my friends, this man AND his typing-in-the-dark are you
and your thoughts...but you'd already caught on -- right?...

Just (I guess) to torment himself even "worster," one guy "axed" himself,
"Which is worse: to not know what to do, or to know what to do and not be able to do it?"
And indeed he was somehow momentarily pleased to find he felt even worster
...just for a moment.

Remember this:
Over the course of your full lifetime,
it will not cost you one red cent more to be miserable, or stupid.
Think about that! -- not even a single cent more!
...Why, its a'mazin' what modern science kin do!

And one man huffed, "Huh, I'm glad I didn't live in the seventeen hundreds!"
"Why?" he was asked.
"'Cause I know what came afterwards!"

There were once a couple of green grocers who did business under the name of Cause & Effect, but were forced out by the exorbitant protection racket rates then being charged by The Hole In Your History Gang. Yes, you too can feel "worster."