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Weekend Quiz Edition

 
January 16, 2011
copyright 2011 Jan Cox
 

Some Facts About The Trip:
Some of the local stations along the way are;
"Things are not as bad as they seem,"
"Things are not as good as they seem,"
"Things are not as they seem,"
and finally, "Things are not things after all, you ninnie,
now off the train, you bum!
"


More Scenes From School:
"Okay, line up, it's Quiz Time.
Okay, what's worse than not making any progress?
Okay, you with your little hand up.
"
"Thinking that you ARE making progress."
"Why, very good, but there's still an even better answer.
All right, you there in the back -- what's worse than both not making any progress and
thinking that you are?
"
"Thinking that there is any progress to be made."
"Okay, class, better line up again real quickly and get ready –
after that for this whole scene to explode and disappear.
"

Before you are enlightened you do not know what enlightenment is,
and after you are enlightened you still do not know what it is.

Anyone who talks about what they're thinking thinks they know
what they're talking about -- WHEN just the opposite is true.
Weird But Correct! (Unless of course it gives you a headache thinking about it,
in which case don't think about it).

There's a point to everything -- except what the body does.
This is a fact in man's parallel anti-universe.

As he stood naked before the throne, the king surveyed him well and declared,
"That is a formidable weapon you have there."
And the man didn't know whether to look up or down.



 
 
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