*image by Ben Harubin

 

After one guy discovered the benefits in not thinking about other people,
he thought, "Hell! -- why not try it regarding me?"

For most of his life -- with never any doubt --
one man knew whether he was at home, or out traveling.
Then times came when he was not so sure.

Regarding Seriousness And This Type Activity:
If you think about it, it is -- and if you don't, it's not.
...(How big does a hint have to get before someone stumbles
over it and hurts themselves -- profitably?)

The man by the front door at the mystical lodge said to the people in the limo that drove up, "Don't even think about 'thinkin' right' if you can't 'act right,' and if you can't already act right, don't even think about gettin' outta that car."
And one man moaned, "Trying to achieve enlightenment amidst all this chaos and turmoil is indeed a challenge." But where else would one even want to try?
"And that's what I hate about this stuff," added another chap. "It always has the last word no matter what you say! Hmmp, it's almost enough to make a man quit saying anything!"
Oops, didn't mean to say that. Waiter! -- take that charge off my bill.

One man suspected he was getting even closer to the goal when he realized he
was having trouble -- telling the time.

One man volunteered to join the army, but only on the condition
that he could be in the corps dedicated to cutting off midgets at their ankles.