The
Comedy Of Corrections
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Everyone
enjoys airing out their underwear;
the
ordinary do so in hopes of attracting an audience;
the
certain-man does it privately because it amuses him.
Notes one man: “I have helped millions of people – by not contacting them.”
Some
Conversations.
“If
you can’t quote yourself, who can you?!”
“That is the most subversive statement probably ever made.”)
If
you’re a beautiful woman you don’t have to be egotistical.
“That’s not fair: what is there equitable regarding a man?”
Grow
up.
“I
am under tremendous pressure to be as I am:
from
whence the feeling comes, I cannot say.”
“Cannot? Are you certain that cannot is the correct
word here?”
“I
am under unbelievable pressure to state matters as I do.”
“Nothing
is as liberating as (in private) walking as ridiculously as possible.”
“Even better is that combined with thinking as ridiculously as you
can.”
As a public service, one man offers to tell people where to go.
The
less you feel that you know what you’re doing, the more you want to believe
that others do.
(Waking-up
to what’s really going on cures all of that, by the way.)
For
a long time, for the particular ill that troubled him, one man believed
in taking as many treatments as he could;
he
eventually came to feel it was best to take as few treatments as possible.
(“But that was after he was mostly over the ill, was it not?”
It’s
quite conceivable.
One
man re-christened his father: Ain’t
That The Way It Always Goes.)
How
Easily The Mind Can Overlook Potential Useful Connections.
A
man who had lost an eye found that by focusing his attention on the now
fifty
percent blind area of his visual field he could cut by half the time it
took him
to
brush his teeth.
How
Mind Too Commonly Works In Men.
After
discovering he could read about any drug in the world on the internet,
one
guy decided he wanted them all.
Any physic without side effects is a placebo. (Hell – it’s probably not even that.)
In
the world of the conventional intellect there are no true and false thoughts
–
only
dominant and submissive ones.
Everyone’s
brain leans on their mind.
(“Or with some people: vice versa?!”
If
you say so.)
As long as you feel obliged to define it – you’re barred from understanding what it is.
For years when just driving in the city, one guy never got his Porsche out of third gear; then later in life he noticed he was sometimes slipping it into fourth, an action he finally denounced with the words: “Coaster! Lagger! Gravity-supporter!”
Technical
explanations of how a thing works do not tell why the thing was placed
where it is in the overall scheme of things.
One
man’s greatest fear is that someday he will overhear Life
on earth plaintively say to itself as it looks around: “What in holy hell
am I doing here?!”
The certain-man’s approach to certainty is to be certain without any preferences.
In
man’s affairs intangible
there is no way past the fact that one fact can only be true at the expense
of another fact;
this
is where the certain-man’s special understanding comes into play:
he
knows in a way that depends not on facts, not as his ordinary mind defines
them.
Lightning
for instance, just is: regardless of any facts about it.
Mentally operating in a polarized world is like living life inside a punching bag.
Thought
one man:
“Hell
– anybody can be popular if they have a talent;
think
what it takes for someone like me!”
(“He wouldn’t by chance be in the spiritual guruing biz now would he?”
That’s
not clear.)
Concerning
any routine city affair which might be brought to his attention, one man
holds this tacit attitude: “My nervous-system does not personally support
this.”
Let
your secret shibboleth be: “I won’t be suckered into anything” –
which you live up to by not being involved in anything sucker-based
(read: routine city affairs).
Those
who understand nothing about life yet consider themselves spiritual or
philosophical, commonly say they see life as being a series of specific
challenges
set
before individual men for the sake of increasing their personal understanding.
(Neat how that
works out: pigs convinced that the swine life is for the purpose of learning
to fly.)
There is no end to Life's vitality (not that man can see -- get over it!)
Compared to the normal side of everyday human life, one guy sometimes gets a moment’s grinning pleasure from thinking of his self (based on the secret inner life he leads) as a super hero he pictures operating in the city by the name of: Whackoburger.
There
is no end to the vitality of human mental life --
except
the one that normal human minds put on it.
As
long as you do not allow collective humanity's facts to hammer your consciousness
into submission – you can’t run out of trail.
Every
time there seems to be a conclusive answer – something just
died;
don’t
let it be more of your neurons and potentially explosive ideas.
(Pyrotechnical
Tip: Stay near where the dynamite’s stored.)
City answers live in cemeteries.
Man's
standard factual realm is constructed of questions – not answers;
only
the nervous-system-outlier who mentally lives outside the neural city is
in a neural area wherein answers
can be found.
The
man-who-knows the answer cannot tell you the answer for the simple reason
that when you try to bring the beast from out-there into the city
– it disappears.
(Seems
to be Life’s
little attempt at sci-fi humor.
“Yeah – but at whose expense!?”
Ease
up, old dude.
[P.S. Although
it cannot be shown: only the certain-man actually surfs.])
To be an inner world rebel you must forever stay young.
Idiots
(ordinary people) rebel against the world of acts,
the
certain-man confines such activity to the realm of facts;
he
may privately smile at the notions of god, truth, should-be and
santa claus,
but
never at gravity or stab wounds.
To
be of routine consciousness renders you quite capable of wanting to
cut
off your face to spite your nose,
(or an alternative
approach would be to denounce a reindeer sleigh for not having a jet engine).
If
you don’t always ask just one-more-question
–
you’ll
remain eternally part of the question.
Ordinary
people think only as much about any given subject at any given moment
as
their brain does automatically;
the
special-investigator dedicated to cracking-the-case can only succeed by
continually thinking about everything that captures his attention more
than his natural born mind finds necessary (or even useful).
The
reason that dilettante travelers never make it all the way from paris
to istanbul
is
that when the train seems to arrive in istanbul
– they get off!
(“That’s hard to believe.”
Tell
me about it.)
Dead
men can’t jump.
“And what’s so memorable about that?!”
Nothing
– which is why it is constantly ignored on city courts.
Dead
synapses can’t jump – and yet they spread all necessary second
reality news.
“How can you refer to the neural energy normal in man’s second reality
as: info?
You've always seemed to infer that it is something much less than
actual information?!”
True,
but in city-based minds, mere distraction and information are interchangeable
(e.g.): Pointing skyward and exclaiming: “Look! – there goes
St.
Nick in his sleigh,” and condemning
the santa shmeer as imaginary, are the same thing.
Understanding
this is why simply being alive cannot drive the certain-man crazy.
You
see – to order tea and then sit there through eternity, frustrated
that it never arrives – requires that you be seated with
alice
in wonderland.
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