One man’s latest conclusion: “People who say that life is this or that,
(life is a trial, life is a burden, a curse, a challenge etc.)
are surely engaged in some sort of undercover work for life,
(although I don’t believe even they know what it is).”
 
 

Conversation.
“What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard recently?”
    “The latest scientific claim that ‘ninety five per cent of people’s thinking
      takes place outside of consciousness.’ ”
“And which specifically is the funny part?”
    “Don't ask.”
 
 

What the certain man hears in his head when he is not in his ordinary state of
automatic consciousness can best be compared to the exquisite joy men experience when they hear the laugh of a beautiful woman.
 
 

When he saw the sign at a spa: “Make Your Outer Beauty Match Your Inner Beauty” he coughed, sneezed, tripped, and fell headfirst into a storm drain
(and felt it all well deserved  --  under the circumstances).
 
 

The man who catches-on to what is going-on most assuredly has the help of performance enhancing drugs.
 
 

One test to determine that you are still of normal consciousness is if you still enjoy being asked personal questions.
 
 

There are four major methods taught to achieve enlightenment,
and that their failure to work doesn’t diminish their popularity
is proof positive of their followers’ already present superior percipience.
    (“I don’t get it, and I don’t want to get it.”)
 
 

One man delivers this description of: being-asleep-in-ordinary-consciousness:
“It’s watching a television feature about a person whose particular physical skill
you enjoy (in some area such as surfing, or singing, or painting)
and the switching back and forth from footage of them performing their feat
to them answering personal questions doesn’t bother you:
that my friends is world class snoozing.”
 
 

When he heard the television repair man say that he’d never met a set he couldn’t fix with a hard slap to its side, his new assistant asked that he try the method on his head.
 
 

A father noted to a son:
“Knowing what’s going on is like sex: it sometimes seems of greatest importance when it's absent.”
(An image  that gave the lad a whole new appreciation of, discombobulation.)
 
 

Thought one guy (after another of his periodic private guffaws):
“I don’t know which is the funniest: being alive or being me.”
 
 

Dialogue.
“What in the world ever possessed men to come up with the idea that
having a few flaws makes a person a more interesting character?!”
    “Guess.”
 
 

When one man heard transparency touted as the corporate and governmental future he reflected: “So, at last the world catches up to me.”
 
 

Language conveys two entirely different cargos:
things that are informative, and things that are entertaining;
science is informative: it tells of man's experiences and interactions with
the physical world,
while culture (even while commonly professing the contrary) tells of how he feels.
(People for instance speaking of gods, karma, morality, is them talking about their emotions.)
 
 

Concerning Consciousness & Good Housekeeping.
A nude man is a tidy man.
 
 

For a while one man felt that the effect his DNA had wrought on his consciousness
was unforgivable  –   only to later be struck by the reality that it was also his genetics which made him feel thus.
 
 

Colloquy
“What is more enjoyable than hearing complete amateurs attempting to play music!”
    “Listening to those not awake talking about it?”
 
 

Transportation & The Expansion Of Thought Media.
Relatively thinking: one guy pictures the non-automatic mode of his consciousness
as a stretch limo.
 
 

In Re The “In” Factor.
People like to believe that there are some who are in-the-know
on the possibility of them one day knowing such people.
 
 

When in automatic consciousness he would do or say something stupid, one man by way of explanation would often point to his head with a regretful look and say:
“It's a rotator cup problem.”
 
 

The Tale Of The Tape.
There was once a worm who caught-on to mud;
he found it fascinating, but after talking about it a bit to other worms
discovered he was alone in the feeling.
No one is interested in their environment if it too much involves them.