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Stories About The Special Sleuths & The Big What-Done-It
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A
father said to a son:
“Men
involved in solving the case
have in the past spoken of there being a
time-for-everything,
and also of a favorable-moment, and I would contemporaneously point your
attention to the fact that there is another time always
coexisting with
man’s
apparent present;
sometimes
for no discernible reason, ordinary people will momentarily slip therein,
but
for the few, the only practical use thereof comes from knowing about it
and
finding for yourself how to willfully move internally from one time to
the other.
It
can save your life, save your mind, and save you from sleeping through
the
Third
Act Finale.”
- - -
One
man walked into his backyard and declaimed to the trees and shrubs:
“After
a lengthy and detailed scrutiny of man and the convoluted workings
of
his mind, I have come to the startling conclusion that (get
ready):
EFFECTS
BEAR A DISTURBING RESEMBLANCE TO CAUSES!”
(“I do wish he would not scream at us like that,” said a fern,
“Plus,
I do not understand his surprise, since causes bear such a striking resemblance
to effects,” noted a poplar.
And
after hearing this last comment, the fern [not for the first time] felt
perplexed by
the
poplar’s intellectual popularity.)
- - -
Dialogue
Regarding: Instructions & Getting-There.
“Direction
comes through words – understanding, by silence.”
(“So if I’m hearing you correctly: talking and speculating about the road
between
here-&-
there may get you started, but such noise sustained for too long
can
bar you ever arriving? Is that about it?!”)
“On
one planet, advertisements say: ‘Four
Out Of Five Linguists Can’t Drive.’
”
“But on another world ‘tis claimed that ninety per cent of mechanics are
functionally
non verbal.” (And the fern became fidgety, feeling his material was
being
filched. “Nay, I should be the one upset,” injected the popular.
[And
a school nurse passing by the back fence reflected on how UNpopular most
injections are.])
- - -
One
tribe of people is held together by their belief in the sanctity &
supernatural power of a certain object, their reverence of which has two
features: one is that the sacred object must be covered at all times and
no villager can ever look upon it,
and
second is that the priest in whose custody it is entrusted is not allowed
to ever say whether he
has looked at it or not.
- - -
As
he free lancingly picked up trash from city park, a chap proffered:
“It
seems to me that while it may safely be said that ordinary men live as
they must, (striving, failing, praying, cursing, and doing good and evil
as they perceive them), those struggling to get-to-the-bottom-of-things
must somehow stand outside these processes so natural to man,” and as he
reached for a candy wrapper, added softly, “though I’m stymied as to how
this can be done.”
- - -
What
ordinary men see as a supernatural
reality (god) to be worshipped,
those
seeking to solve the case
see as a state of consciousness to be realized.
- - -
The
only inner reality available to ordinary men & consciousness is invented,
subjective, and useless
-- in truth for the few, worse
than
useless – blinding, crippling, and mentally disabling.
(But
then again for the scant: What else is new!)
- - -
Conversation.
“The
difference between actual metaphysical discoveries and fake ones is that
the
fake ones become famous, systematized and remembered.”
“But isn’t them becoming so what turns them into fakes?!”
“Very
good.”
(“Okay; I don't fully comprehend what I just said, but I'll take your word
for it.”)
- - -
On
the wall of his imaginary office one unconventional private-I
has
a sign:
“Not
Only Is The Matter I Investigate A Complete Mystery To Everyone Else,
But
So My Methods.”
(Note: If they
made-sense
to the ordinary, they wouldn't do the job.)
- - -
Discourse
Dealing With: Good & Evil.
“If
the latter existed, it would not be as sin but as ignorance,
for
if a man were able to fully foresee all the possible consequences of his
deeds
he
would never commence those which in advance he recognizes he will
ultimately
regret.”
“But is it not possible that everything
a man might do could eventually
cause effects he will regret?!”
“Now
do
you see why such foresight is denied man!?”
The
night elevator operator pondered between floors:
“Have
you ever noticed that everything in the Special
Investigator’s File
that
absolutely explains something which men ordinary find inexplicable is,
from
any routine verbal/intellectual perspective sort of.....spooky, no,
that’s
not the right word.....weird-sounding…..no, that’s not it.....well, how
‘bout this: Based on normal expectations, the descriptions of the things
he uncovers (actually invents)just
don’t sound right;
your everyday ears & mind immediately say:
‘That
can’t
be
correct!’ --
and as he stopped at the fourth floor, added:
“I
for one just LOVE it.”
(And
the camera up in the right hand corner cogitated:
“How
can you not
love it when you are witness to a part of your own mind’s ignorance being
completely blown away.”)
- - -
More
Reflections Referring To Religion.
Mechanical
rituals offer machine-like results.
(“Hey – if I wanted a deity that had anything original
to say to me,
I’d be trying to change the condition of my consciousness like you so-called,
inner-detectives.
Get outta here.”)
- - -
Conversation
II: Concerning Spoilage.
“Meaningful
metaphysical discoveries are good for.....maybe a week.”
“Meaningful
to the person who discovered them, you mean,?!”
“Right,
and invented
them, you mean?!”
“Right.”
“Right
all around.”
- - -
If
a man awake to what is really going on revealed to an ordinary person
what
he understands about their beliefs
-- they would both
be the worse.
- - -
The
Inner Private Investigator & Cracking The Mystery.
The
Grand Undertaking To Solve The Case
begins as a great struggle,
the
unrealized intent of which is to reveal to a man that all struggle is meaningless
and
impossible – (or if you’d prefer a different description):
The
Grand Undertaking To Solve The Case is
for the purpose of
awakening
a man to the fact that illusory struggle was in the first instance,
the
cause of his sleep and dreams that things are mysterious.
The
problematic physician in the office down the hall, as he sat in the dark
with his
after
hours, personal consultant, G. Dickle,
pondered:
“Is
so-called, confusion
an actual condition external to man,
or
is it some up-‘til-now undiagnosed infection of the inside of men’s eye
lids?”
And
outside his window on the ledge, a group of pigeons began to sing:
“We’re off to see the liver,
the wonderful liver of god,”
the
insinuation, we suppose being that realized-consciousness-as-god will filter
out
all
the meaningless impurities that men’s ordinary thoughts impute to reality.
“You
know,” noted a transient roach, “supposin’
must be a truly marvelous thing
to
humans,” then scurried to make the elevator before the door closed.
- - -
The
owner of one carnival replaced all the horses on the carousel with unicorns
to
remind riders of the illusory nature of all circular sojourns.
- - -
One
guy says that a nice feature of being of ordinary consciousness is that
while you don’t understand what is going on with life at least you’re not
at all aware of it,
(like
you might be if you were even a little less dense and routine).
If
you’re going to live in the city you should never forget that wonderful
graffito
once
found over there: “Ignorance Is Its
Own Reward,”
(though
you might care to replace the final word).
By
the way: A new bit of urban minutiae was recently discovered on an urn
fragment: “The errors of an awakened
man’s consciousness are the errors of god, nature,
and
life itself (likewise for the sleeping).”
And
a visiting blanket salesman noted:
“Now
that’s what does my heart and other large organs good:
a
statement that by gawd: Just-about-covers-it.”
- - -
Closing
Soliloquy.
“As
I leaned back in the battered old swivel chair I remarked:
‘It’s
not what you know
that allows you to solve the case –
but
what you have personally discovered for yourself.’
‘But is that fair?’
‘Real
men my dear don’t deal in fair
– only results,’
then
I stood, pulled out my piece and shot her square between the eyes/I’s,
finally
releasing us both from that useless verbal tango.
Then
I headed for the empty elevator shaft for the ultimate dropping-out-of-sight.”
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J
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"Wow! dodo
-- is that what: trying-to-solve-the-case
is like or what!"
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