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While
washing dishes at the kitchen sink, a man mused:
“What
I hate about food is the way it sticks to stuff,”
(which put both
his stomach and consciousness to thinking [the
latter about thoughts]).
There
are numerous people who are fascinated by the idea of a great-conversion;
many
men would like their automobile painted a different color, but no one wants
to
pay
for it, or do without the car for the time it has to be in the shop.
(“It sure is easy to pick on people.”
“I guess that’s why people do it.”)
Words
have their own internal compass,
and
speakers are not necessarily navigators.
“Pa
pa: does verbally attacking people do them any benefit?”
“Ask a sham sore at which you pick.”
“What
the hell is a sham sore?”
“What the hell are people?”
Names
have their own external logic,
but
those who mouth them are not required to be reasonable in their use.
The
fear the caesars-of-consciousness have concerning the lean-and-hungry look
of
cassius is not based on a physical threat.
On a tricycle,
the youngest wheel is by the others perceived to be always playing catch-up
in an alarmingly vigorous fashion.
Being
civilized and properly distracted has been a long journey,
but
one whose completion occurs so instantaneously that
individual
men are not ever aware of it.
(Sort of like
death: you’re gone before you know what’s happened.)
(Although
the following should not disturb normal night time slumber,
it
might be best to keep this from the eyes of pre school neurons.)
The
very worst monsters have never been named.
Conversation.
“Many
people are waiting around for it.”
“What d’ya mean, ‘many’
people?!”
“Okay:
lots of people.”
“LOTS?!”
“All
right: everybody.”
“Everybody?! – come on, you’re overdoing it now.”
“Many?”
“Well-l-l.........I think you’re still exaggerating it.”
A
cop directing traffic finds much of ordinary men’s intellectual activity
as
reminiscent
of awkward adolescent sexual moves in that:
“Many
men try for penetration before they have their arms fully around the facts.”
At
a sidewalk bistro, a guy (reputedly somehow connected to a travel agency)
confided: “Everyone who goes there
eventually returns with a......well, peculiar look.”
(His café
companion asked if he was being serious – but he would say
no more.)
For
a number of years some men effortlessly dodge bullets:
this
is known as: The-youth-of-the-body.
(“Is there a similar set up with consciousness?”
Dream on.)
A
father said to a son:
“A
true strangeness regarding our special family aim is that if what you're
doing
puts
you under additional stress, it's not really the attempt to wake up
--
and yet
there
seems to be no way to avoid going through this to get there, which seems
like
an
impossible situation, but at least you could keep it in mind and see if
doing so
won't
have some effect on the affair.”
Today’s
Religious News.
There
are no dancing lessons in heaven.
Shopping.
Always
get what you need when it’s on sale –
and
when you reach the place where you need nothing,
pick
up whatever is on
sale.
(Or of course you can just
stay home.)
(“I gave my love a cherry --
and she sent me a bill for pit removal.”)
One
night a man reflected:
“My
thoughts are like fiery comets – hurtling through the endless
space of
my
consciousness – except,” he further mused, “it’s like they’re
eventually
going
to burn up all of consciousness’ endlessness.”
Then
& there he decided to set up his own internal, cosmological oversight
agency;
(“Maybe
I’ll call it NASA: The Neural Attempt
to Stop Asininity.”)
As
per man's so-labeled, spiritual
realm:
someone
who is a believer or
a non believer --
understands nothing.
He
who rises in response to either’s call is shot through the heart before
he stands.
This
email just in:
“The
eleventh or twelfth story you published today is undoubtedly the most offensive
piece of reporting I have ever encountered in my entire life,
(and
please say it ain't so). Yours,” etc.
A
son said to a father:
“An
image suddenly came to me today:
that
what we're trying to do is like a neurologist doing brain surgery on his
self.”
“Good one.”
Notes
a guy in a smock:
“An
artist has a choice: either paint scenes the public has never seen,
or
paint ones they have never hungered
to see.”
“What is the difference?” he was asked,
“Ask
your own consciousness that,” he replied.
“Have
you ever seen a day old colt frolic?”
“Yes.”
“That’s
how my consciousness feels whenever I remember
The Aim.”
And
another email just arrived:
“I
for one am not fooled by the so-called: communiqués
you claim to receive from readers (which you have obviously written yourself)
and if you continue with this charade I will be forced to actually write
you one and call you on this matter.
Sincerely,”
and so on.
One
day local --
huh! --
another email's just come in: this one encouraging me
not
to sweat the nit pickers and says I should ignore emails like the previous
one --
(even
if I wrote it myself
---- okay):
One
day local reality invited a man to take a seat, then said to him:
“Tell
me about yourself,” and the man shook his head, no, explaining:
“I
do not do such: I am a nervous system revolutionist,” and the reality scoffed:
“You
guys don’t fool me: the real reason you don’t want to tell about yourselves
is that there is nothing about you TO tell.”
Moral:
Realities – even local ones – weren’t born yesterday.
Kings wear crowns,
priests don robes,
institutions inhabit imposing structures, and men have names --
all for the same reason –
J
While
still alive, one man had his mind pickled (his explanation being):
“Well
you should’ve seen what it was doing to ME!”
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