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Fashion Tips For The Inner Nudist
 SEPTEMBER 14, 2004                                                             © 2004: JAN COX
 
 

When the certain type of person first undertakes to awaken,
to achieve liberation & enlightenment,
it seems the most formidable, serious and nearly impossible matter in their life;
upon their death bed, this remains the view of most,
(which they will freely, even proudly admit).
 
 

Another Episode In The History Of Man’s Discoveries & Their Aftermath.
Once the initial intrigue subsided and men realized that their night time dreaming signaled the fact that mind was never going to shut off  –
they knew they were in deep trouble  --
but then quickly regained their equilibrium and began to pretend that
the whole thing was of no particular importance.





From Our Non Local Psychiatric Handbook.
The difference between a man who knows what’s going on and the insane
is that the insane don’t realize that they are.
Fact: You can’t be asleep and in the dark on purpose.
A guy (who on occasion had visited areas beyond his birth place) upon hearing this mused that true derangement is to actually be found in the everyday thinking of
normal people.
    Back when,
    once men
    concluded that their thoughts was someone else speaking to them,
    the die was cast,
    the deed was done,
    and the machinery for it all set firmly in motion.
(Note: Traces of the trail to back-when remain in the genetic memory of a few.)
 
 
 

Conversation.
“There are two ways of looking at this.”
    “What?”
“Everything.”
Second Version.
“There are two ways of looking at this.”
    “What this?”
“Yes.”
Third Version.
“There are two ways of looking at this.”
    “Looking at what?”
“What what are you thinking about?!”
    “Ah!  –  now I get it.”
 
 
 

A common misstep of those trying to get-to-the-bottom-of-things
is not in anthropomorphizing  --  but in failure to pursue its reverse.
 
 

One man’s nominee for Redundancy Of The Year is the term:
superfluous sarcasm.
Matrimonial Morphing.
Those not born to the sorehead life often marry into it.
Rhinos and their parrot traveling companions are normally so tightly smooshed together that the bride is indistinguishable from the gonif (sorry) the groom.





All wars are inevitable;
all wars are necessary.
The struggle between consciousness and biology exemplifies life’s best effort
to remain viable on this planet.
Corollary.
Some struggles are more important (that is: profitable) than others,
and only the nervous-system-rebel knows which they are.
 
 
 

Dialogue.
“Heroes don’t exist  –  which is why men invent them.”
    “You mean men with stunted, deformed brains?!”
“I’m referring to normal men.”
 
 
 

Those who most don't know what they're talking about
are always the most likely to be giving advice.
 
 
 

Prepackaged Food.
All labels are nutritious  –  particularly those men attach to themselves.
 
 
 

Physics.
One man says that being involved in any activity in which gravity plays a part
is just asking for trouble.
 
 
 

There was once a man who had a special message for crested sparrows,
but they were so few in numbers that it was a challenge to attract them directly;
he did realize that if he put out a general call to all sparrows that some of the
crested ones would be certain to respond along with the others  --
but upon further reflection he had to ask himself if,
although a few of the ones he sought would show up with the rest of the crowd,
it would be worth it to have to be surrounded by all the common birds.
 
 
 

Part of having the proper prison mentality is in the ability to promptly reject all easy, and obviously workable solutions to man’s standard problems and questions.
 
 
 

In an attempt to appear rebellious one man periodically jumps into a pit of wild pig shit up to his neck  –  and then doesn’t mention it.               (What d’you think  –  does that qualify him?)
 
 

Once they’re dead  –   everyone can speak Latin.
(Aka: The Expansion Of Intellectual Capacity Through Deceasedness.)







For would be rebels who don’t see the negative effect ordinary thinking has on consciousness, consider the fact that if such thinking is in control  of
your consciousness  -- you cannot BE more conscious.
 
 


One man complains that his native thoughts have finally and completely:
“eaten him up.”
Don’t Let This Happen To You!
 
 
 

J














One guy still sometimes leaves flowers at the site where he last listened seriously to his instinctive thoughts.
 
 






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