The mayor took a visitor out on a balcony overlooking the city,
and with a sweep of his arm declared: “Behold!  A creature that continually speaks wiser than it actually knows,” and when the guest asked who that might be he replied:
“The people my friend: the automatic consciousness of the brain.”

Second Version.
The mayor took a visitor out on a balcony overlooking the city,
and with a sweep of his arm declared: “Behold!  A creature that knows more
than it knows,” and when the guest asked who that might be he replied:
“The inchoate people my friend: the undeveloped neurons of consciousness.”

All of this caused one man to reflect:
“Just think how wondrous we would be if we knew no more than
ordinary consciousness yet could operate as efficiently as does it.”
     “But we do.”
“Damn  –  you’re right.”
(Both the speakers then puzzled over the significance of what they’d concluded.)
 
 
 

“The difference between us and everyone else,” said the certain man to his son,
“is that they take life personally, and we take only our self so.”
    “The pursuit thereof, you mean.”
Hiroshimaomundo.”
 
 
 

Self-reference can cover up and make up for a lot;
self-reference has to cover up and make up for a lot
since what it purports to represent damn near doesn’t exist.
Moral As Applicable This View Of Self-Reference:
Where there’s smoke there IS not fire.
 
 
 

A man with clear preferences in matters intangible is clearly dense.
 
 
 

“In the city if you are considered an intellectual  –   you’re a grave robber.”
    “What if you’re just an ordinary thinker?”
“You still qualify.”
 
 
 

One man changed his calendar so that every day was Friday.
(His brother on the other hand made all of his days Mondays,
which the man totally could not understand.)
 
 
 

“There are two things absolutely required to ever achieve enlightenment: number one: have no ambition (in the common sense of the word) and number two:
always pretend  that you know what you’re doing.”
    “But what if you only can do one of them?”
“Well......fake the other one.”
 
 
 

In The Great Struggle: the side sure to lose amuses itself by continually & pointlessly moving about troops, supplies, and unwitting disinformation.
In the world of man’s inner reality the substitute for success is always: busy work.
    (“Couldn’t another word be used there besides, ‘substitute’?”)
 
 
 

Talk’s Relationship to Hormones & Neurons.
‘Tis safer to misspeak in the library than the boudoir.
(“Beg pardon my dear, did I just step on your tongue?”)
 
 
 

Humor makes some laugh  –   and a few think.
 
 
 

The ole man told a neighbor’s son who’d wandered into his yard:
“The way to keep from ever becoming a neural rebel is to believe that you
already know quite enough.....(or that it’s not possible to.....or somethin’ like that),”  which befuddled the youngster enough to drive him home,
and stirred another chap to comment:
“Jeeze! –  who would want to live next door to a nervous system rebel!”
     “Well  –   I might,” injected another voice, to which the first one responded:
“How many times must I tell you: Don’t talk to yourself.”
 
 
 

Definition.
Ordinary Consciousness: Closed circuit television without tv ownership.
 
 
 

Humor makes some smile  –   and others grimace.
 
 
 

Non Standard Neighbor News.
There’s a place you can stand in your yard that is unusually
close to life’s.
 
 
 

Conversation.
“From time to time: men may err.”
    “Who told you that?”
“That man over there.”
 
 
 

Humor frightens some.
 
 
 
 

Efficiency For Captives.
Reading in the dark can save a lot of time.
 
 
 

The warden announced that prisoners had their choice of either feet or head warmers.
No matter where or who you are: there also are hormones & neurons.
Commonly do common minded men speak of humans being eternally flawed
rather than humans being forever human.
Without never ending disputes over things intangible,
man’s unique inner world could not exist.

(“The warden is your friend [as is the Mayor, the King, and High Priest].”
       “Who had you tell me this?”
“Guess.”)
 
 
 

A scant few smile at the guards: those who recognize them for who they are.
 
 

Those who say:  “Better late than never”  -- are living in a fool's paradise.

If they could, women would have tits all over their body.

People just applaud the opera because it's over.

If you try to forget everything you know, your memory will improve overnight.

Guns can't hurt you  --  but bullets can make you wish you'd stayed in bed.

Rich people think they're IT.

There are parts of Wisconsin  (and the human mind) that haven't been discovered yet.

There are no such things as poisonous snakes  --  only weak people.

Most of those fancy books you see in lawyers' offices don't mean shit.

Anyone who even slightly resembles Michelangelo's David should be shot.

Several tribes have only recently discovered the use of the mouth.

Boat captains all say that they'll go down with the ship -- but don't you bet on it.

People laugh at things because they don't know what else to do.

Harvard doesn't actually teach anything that anybody wants to know.

If you tell a taxi driver to hurry  --  he'll always charge you more.

Going to prison is nothing to be ashamed of  --  but being electrocuted is.

The tv networks won't carry professional wrestling because it's harder to put the fix in.

All tall people think they're hot stuff.

Attila was actually of a quite poetic nature  --  until someone would get him pissed.

If you raise a child to be courteous and considerate,
some day he'll turn you in to the IRS.

You can drive a nail from either end  --  once you know the score.

The Big Boys could show us all how to get rich  --  but then they wouldn't look so hot.

Only a crude sort would blow his nose in a new handkerchief.

They started measuring races in meters for those who couldn't finish them in miles.

Life insurance is only good until you die.

Ask a cop where any building is and he'll always have some kind of answer for you.

The time of reckoning is coming --
regardless of what other plans you may have for the day.

If you knew some of the private thoughts of the world's great writers and philosophers,  you wouldn't be all that impressed.

If you go to a rail station about an hour early,
they'll always tell you that your train's not in yet.

They started calling popular music  “popular”  just so we'd think it's popular.

Most large department stores have men on the payroll who do nothing but
frame people for shoplifting.

Anyone who takes history seriously is an idiot.

An iguana's only defense is its disarming wit.