The herd decides what is best for the herd (okay: life decides),
but for the certain man, the only profitable decisions are unilateral decisions.
Spiritualism & Originality.
All ordinary minds channel for the past.
Anyone who believes they actually remember what it is that causes them to be concerned about life, deserves to remember.
One guy says: “I don’t want to hear about, or be part of any scandal
that doesn’t involve sex and drugs.”
Hormones may not be able to speak but they still make their preferences known.
A writer who will undertake to explain his parody didn’t actually write one.
An awakened man has no serious side.
Nouns were invented by men, but in the matter of verbs  –  Ah!  –
now there we may be faced with the situation of vice the ole versey.
    (“That possibility is quite exhilarating to consider.”)
All at the docks are not actually awaiting ships,
(which accounts for their lack of excitement.
    “Are you suggesting that brain cells may seek conveyance?”)
For the nervous-system-rebel: only unrestricted thinking produces
his desired form of enthusiasm.
Conversation.
“I could have become a mind doctor.”
   “Why didn’t you?”
“That’s what the faces of all my patients also silently ask me.”
    In the entire hospital: synapses are the only ones who must treat themselves.
    “But that’s not possible!?!”
Tell them that.
Whenever they were asked what they thought, this one group would always reply
that they couldn’t answer yet since they weren't finished.
Heads Up!  Who better to tell you what you need to know than those who don’t!?
In man’s unique verbal-only inner world: carts not only pull horses  –
they’re their sole source of existence.
    (“Yes: until my brain thought of it  –  I did not know that I thought that.”
How about feelings?
     “Quite similar: until my thoughts say something about my feelings I am not quite sure of what I feel.”
Seems to work out nicely for you.
     “Awww  --  it’s okay I guess.”)
Somewhere well along life’s road, a man stopped; stood tall and declared: “I ain’t walkin’ a mile in nobody’s shoes!”
Part of life’s own self protection via human consciousness is making freedom easy to talk about and impossible to achieve.
Speech is always saying more than it knows.
One guy liked to say he enjoyed: “Turning things over in his mind”  –   until:
he discovered he’d been using the wrong spatula.
Adjectives are a stop-gap measure.
Ordinary minds do not so much want to know what is really going on
as they do to debate the ways this might be accomplished.
A god who staged a raffle for the privilege of being introduced to him,
discovered that those who entered were more interested in just having the tickets
to hold on to than in actually meeting him.
     (“As disoriented as consciousness can at times seem to be:
        its slickness can still slip up and astound you.
        I guess that’s why it’s called: consciousness. and not:
        large-piece-of-earth-moving-equipment, or seasonal typhoon.”)
The standard captive’s predictable response (should he actually be offered freedom) would be: “I don’t think so.”
A king quite full of himself is a sight to behold,
(“And a damn lap full, should he decide to sit on you!”)
Said some neurons to some platelets : “Right there’s our problem:
we’re stuck in here and can’t go anywhere.”  (Physically, they mean.)
On one world they have agreed and officially proclaimed that the sole
proper response to all questions in which psychological matters are involved is: “Physically, you mean?!”
    (Which many [even though they voted for it] don’t grasp.)
If the universe is bread, life is jelly;
if your brain is the universe, thoughts should be the sweetener.
Only the awakened man knows his way around the kitchen in the dark.
One world issued so many Fear Alerts that everyone finally moved to a new planet.
    (“To me: planets are just bread in the head.”)
One man’s house was filled with termites;
before long: the termites were filled with his house.
    (“Pa pa: when I grow up will I be filled with my house?”
“Not if you build in a bounty of egresses.”)
Graffito uncovered in a bakery:
“The gods do not forsake the literate: When man ran out of parentheses  –
the heavens gave him brackets.”
One man says: “The proof of words’ intrinsic significance is how they can
form sentences which have a beginning, middle and end.”
(Editor’s Note: It is not certain whether this is the same chap who once said that
the existence of heaven was proven by the fact that everyone who believes in it
knows what it looks like, and that all holy books must be correct since they unconditionally proclaim their infallibility.)
Science Note: The reality of neurons comes from their existence;
the reality of thoughts comes from their spoken assurance thereabout.
And one man mused: “I’m not sure I want to live in a universe where it is possible
to think that you don’t actually live there  -- but then again: What can you do!” –
a question which all (save life & the certain man) ignore.
Ordinary minds are protected by their blandness,
dense ones by their denseness,
and fearful ones by their fear;
but one striving to get-to-the-bottom-of-things shuns all safeguards.
Being mentally-common is all the captivity cows require.
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