When
he is confronted with yet another of the commonly annoying episodes that
endlessly appear in his life, this one unusual man will confidently hitch
up his trousers and declare: “This is a job for Harold
Grubbs!” – the name that is on
his
birth
certificate, but not the one he now identifies his self with.
(For
a brief period after he died a school devoted to achieving the
Great Awakening sprang up around his
memory which went by the name: “Let
Harold Do It.”
Lions
who finally see the light do so by leaving the dark to hyenas, where it
belongs.)
Trying
to put infra red glasses on diurnal creatures can strike one as
metaphysically
apt, but in the primary reality it has the same pertinence as
changing
mickey mouse’s colour from black to green.
For
the man-on-the-scent the most interesting responses to all questions are
spongy.
(“Quite enough time to be obdurate when you’re dead, no?!”
And
the city area of one chap’s consciousness observed:
“If
I was any more rigid I could have myself officially designated as a part
of
the
Petrified Forest.”)
When
you live in ordinary consciousness you reside in a house of mirrors
–
and
not in any profitable sense of it giving you a faithful picture of you;
the
image of them that a person’s congenital consciousness presents is something
quite beyond merely erroneous – it is off in a field of kaleidoscopic whimsy
unknown
to any other area of man’s inner life.
Ographies,
Bi & Auto.
The
ole man said to the kid: “Think what a sad life a man has led if he decides
to become an author and the most interesting thing he has to write about
is
someone
else's life.”
“But you also disparage those who write about their self.”
“And
now I should do so you for you thinking you just made a point of significance.”
Appearances
In Prison.
So
advised one older con to a younger:
“It’s
okay to be ugly in here – as long as you’re REALLY ugly.
Half way measures in a place of pretend
can never bring things to an illusory end.”
(One
of the guards later told the youth there was no way the word ugly
could
be metaphorical – “Not in this
place!”
he assured.)
The
unconventional mental beauty sought by the aspiring escapee
is
not in the eye of any beholder, but in his having only one.
The
internal house of mirrors cracks, falls and is destroyed.
City
Births.
Everyone
is born
mentally overweight.
In
the midst of a surprising neural upheaval,
one
of those trapped therein cried out:
“But
what is the sense in observing anything if you don’t put a name on it!?”
(He
was quickly asked to produce proof of his own personal identification.
In
the closed societies of prisons and cities, no one is interested in info
from
an
anonymous source;
for
the jabberclabber concerning man’s verbal-only reality to be entertaining
it
must come from an identifiable individual who thus can be criticized and
ridiculed.)
Once
on a sloggy day a man put on his best suit and tie,
cranked
up march music on his stereo, then stood at attention
before
a full length mirror above which he had taped a sign that said:
“In
Tribute To ME! – Mister Humanity,”
and
then he recited:
“I can do and I can think,
I may sweat and I may stink,
I might stand and I might fall,
but I’m always there – when I call –
dammit!”
(He
was then overcome by proxmires of laughter arising from his understanding
of what a kidder life makes men be.)
Any
activity whose benefit must be verbally told
is
of no benefit other than as distraction.
Minds
of limited (but predictable) vision run the routine life of man –
and
the ordinary have a permanent invitation to join them –
and
you do so by either accepting or rejecting their offer.
Prison
is open year round, 24/7, and with never any waiting to get in,
(not like at
the unsanctioned park by the UNpetrified forest.)
Those
who have to explain the philosophy behind what they offer
have
nothing of interest to a man trying-to-get-to-the-bottom-of-things.
Although
spark plugs have a life of their own, they yet do not –
not
beyond any engine having one of its
own.
In
man’s intangible world, even with a: Hundred
Per Cent Off Discount Coupon
– you always still owe something.
In
the more manifold mental reality of the certain man,
everything
has its conclusive end.
Everyone’s
hobby seems a bit odd to those not sharing it, and especially the one of
wanting to radically alter the way your consciousness works.
Things
in man’s second reality can’t be left to simply be-what-they-are,
but
must be accompanied by explanations.
Only
real deal stuff can be allowed to stand alone and speak for itself
without
any human comments.
Life
has human cells make men describe in words,
them
living in worlds that do not physically exist.
A
guy interested in getting-to-the-bottom-of-things mused:
“If
stupidity is the question – sarcasm is not the answer.”
The
best and worst that can be said of ordinary ideas is that they’re nothing
but talk.
So
pondered one chap: “As soon as humans (including young children)
become
operationally conscious and thus verbal, they start making up rules,
and
rituals which they encourage others to follow and which they clearly see
have
no effect.
(A private investigation
into this can be eye/I
exploding.)
One
man tried not to let his intense dislike for inanimate stuff seep into
his
thinking about certain features of his own physiology.
(“Oo-o-o! – can I try to figure this one out for my self? –
can I?
-- can I?”)
The
more grandiose the scheme – the smaller the minds it is meant
to attract.
Life
outside prison is far too simplistic for common consciousness to comprehend.
More
Regarding Birth Effects.
Everyone
comes into this life favoring one leg or the other.
(“Shouldn’t the headline say: ‘Birth DE-fects?!’ ”
You
still don’t get
it.)
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