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The In-House Organ For Those On The Real Inside
 JUNE 10, 2004                                                                       © 2004: JAN COX



To be ordinary, firmly civilized and fully in life’s favor
is to find words more important than deeds; facts more meaningful than acts;
only the man whose inner eyes/I’s have been opened to an unnatural size accurately realizes the actual worth of ideas vis a vis survival required actions;
(put another way): just the real-deal-man knows not only on which side the bread
must be buttered, but also what the bread is doing in his hand to begin with.
And here, another distinction clearly drawn: ordinary men are only interested in eating, while the internal outlier is damn near as drawn to the nature of farming
and food prep, (aka: Thinking more than you have to.)
The kid said to the ole man:
“Why do I find it funny-curious that writers and performers who want to be
considered humorous insist their introduction specifically describe them as:
‘that extremely funny man.’ ”
Historical Footwarmer: Attilas don't need an advance man going ahead to describe
what their impending arrival will mean;
men (even ordinary men) know what they have to know;
anything else is a recess jump ball.
    (“Is this connected to a man-who-knows-what's going-on paying no attention to
       anything the thoughts in his head may say about him?!”
The truth is that everything is connected to what such a man does & knows.
    “Yes yes, I’ve got all that: I was just trying to narrow it down.”)
An e-mail just in:
“Dear Sir: Often in reading your Daily News I will be grasping what a particular item
is about  --  right up to the place where I expect it to end  --   and then:
suddenly some unexpected, frequently incongruous question or comment
from someone is tacked on; this throws off balance all I believed I was
getting from the story up to then.  Yours,” etc.
Note: Even balloons (when shot in the front) --  bleed air from the back.
In prison life never believe that: Nothing from nothing leaves nothing  --
look around you: the ongoing remnants are man’s cultural world.
 
 

The kid asked the ole man:
“Why don’t doctors routinely do what would obviously be of great benefit
to their patients: give them all unrestrained encouragement regardless of their
actual physical condition?”
   “For the same reason priests do just the opposite with their clients.”
(And the younger was glad he hadn’t asked about reindeer castraters.)
 
 

Show Biz In The Pen.
If you can’t really sing
you’ll automatically try to sound like someone else when you sing.
(Same with intellectual performing).
 
 

If after hearing your suggestions people commonly say: “That’s good advice,”
you’re wasting your time giving your advice.
    (“Hey! --  that’s one I almost get!”)
 
 

The most popular pastime among prisoners is
dreaming that you can cheat your destiny;
in second place is fearing that you can’t.
 
 

One man of bistorical hent says he stays in constant fear that his natural mind
is going to drag him back into his own Dark Ages.
 
 

While everyone acknowledges that the origins of most proverbial wisdom
are lost in obscurity one man says he is positive his mind is the source of
one well known gnome: “You gotta dance with the one that brung you.”      (Figures.)
 
 

The speaker concluded his remarks regarding the history of man’s spiritual teachings by saying: “Anyone trying to live today by words spoken two thousand years ago
has squandered their life,” and someone asked:
“What about two days ago?”  --    “Same thing,” he replied.
Life has allowed human confinees to conjure up the idea of religion and other matters  metaphysical to distract them from simply walking out through their cell door.
    (“But truthfully: not many people would do that anyway, now would they?!”
Perhaps not, but life does not like to take chances, now does it.)
 
 

The Anatomy Of Man’s Normal Structure.
If you’re shot in the front  --  you bleed in the back.
 
 

The Anatomy Of Man’s Normal Warfare.
Only the dense and overly civilized will happily participate in needless combat.
(One of them physically, the other, you know how.)
 
 

The Anatomy Of Normal Men’s Predicament.
Organized, institutionally sanctioned escape plans help keep the ordinary imprisoned.
As long as men can dream  --  what the hell do they care!
(Okay): As long as men can dream  --  and not be aware that they are  --
what the hell do they care  --  about anything!
 
 

Everyone’s native thoughts have their consciousness on a short lease.
(“Here doggie, doggie!” is not necessary.)
Proverb Update For The Provincial.
The fleas you have with you always.

Final Note: The man-who-knows-what's-going-on is infected only with himself  --
and then so thoroughly that he no longer notices.
 
 

J



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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