The
kid said to the ole timer:
“I’ve
wasted my whole life listening to you.”
“When you could have wasted it on something else?”
“Right!”
When
you don’t fully understand what is going on you want others to be impressed
with what you think you do know.
Proverb
Correction.
Time
is of the essence --
IF:
you have a mortgage payment due;
it's your wedding day;
you’re dying, or:
you've proven terminally dense.
Truth
Update.
The
above is just harmless bullshit.
In
an effort to make shopping more pleasurable (thus new purchases more likely)
the
clothing industry has changed the size designation of women’s dress sizes
so
that what was previously a 12
is now an 8,
and
any who ridicule this have a quite insufficient appreciation of the human
mind.
Partial
Cantata For The City In E Sharp.
In
some places: just being right
isn’t enough.
One
guy is so rich (and so something else) that he tips strangers:
other
human beings for simply being alive and available.
(“This guy
isn’t perhaps the commanding synapse in some guy’s brain is it?”)
Failure
in the primary reality equals death,
in
man’s second version: the closing of your show.
“Worse than death!” cries a city artist.
In
man’s mental-only cultural world a bad break is felt by no one
save
him with the break;
the
only orthopedist needed there is a psychiatrist (or
on weekends, a priest).
One
ex artist’s favorite feduddling is:
“What’re ya gonna do?
--
where’re ya gonna go?
who’re ya gonna call! --
when are you going to start thinking on your own?”
The
Outlier’s Oblique Math.
Mine
+ Not-Mine
= Everything;
Mind
+ Not-My-Mind
= All Explanations Of Everything;
IndependentThinking
eats them both alive.
One
man’s accusation is that this sort of specialized inner activity (ChasingTheThing)
talks mainly to itself.
(“Well,
it damn sure is only heard
by itself.”
He
probably means to say: by only the sort who pursue it.)
There
is a specific place in the universe from whence comes every idea and passion
of
which you disapprove
--
but
it wouldn't do you any good to know where it is --
you
can’t even stop their flow at the outlets where you are now.
Note:
Everybody
could be Superman
-- IF
they could just get to Smallville.
“So says their semi gloss consciousness, you mean?”
Shazam!
-- billy boy.
(“Hey
-- Fred's not dead.”
“How can you tell?”
“Yeah --
you're right.”)
Man
lives in two overlapping worlds: The
Silently Essential,
and
The
Verbally Potential,
(also
thought of as: The Savage,
and The Civilized Man).
“Of
what interest is such to me?!” said a bee,
“Easy for you to say,” countered a man from Bombay,
“since you can’t speak.”
P.S.
If you don’t get
this: guess to which of those two you are most closely related.
On
his most private of parts (and we’re talkin’ WAY private) one man has tattooed:
“To
talk is to be
civilized (among
other things).”
A
chap supine under a bombay bee tree mused:
“While
men continually complain of dreams not being realized,
why
does no one note that many of them are clearly not intended to be?”
“Pardon my intrusion, but I have an answer to that one:
Why bother finding fault with Camelot
when you’re never going there anyway?!”
Sham
artistic audiences love an artist who they can imagine has a hidden,
and
dark sham side (firds of a beather and all that).
Of
Passing Note: It’s always a matter
of: and all that.
One
man’s position on possessions: “Nothing requiring upkeep --
(save that one
activity).”
Conversation.
“If
I were to walk funky I wonder if I’d start thinking funky?”
“Well, look at the thinking of those who do.”
“Yeah,
but you’re talking about those who do it naturally.”
Fact:
What you do naturally doesn’t count in the rebel’s game.
When
in the throes of a hollywood fit of wishful thinking,
one
man will yell at the core of his natural synaptic pattern:
“I’ll
see that you never work in this town again."
Concerning
The Commerce Of Cognizance.
The
ole timer said to the kid:
“Some
of what I say to you may sound a bit abstruse,” and the lad interrupted:
“’Some
of! --
a bit
abstruse!’ --
am I in the right universe?!”
and
that out of his little system he allowed the elder to continue:
“But
if you make the effort to see beyond such immediate encumbrances,
one
matter should become quite symbolically if not literally clear (viz):
The
cheaper you
are --
the harder it is to find a bargain.”
What
the awakened man knows he didn’t get at someone
else’s yard sale.
History
records facts;
the
memory of acts is kept in muscles;
the
thing that clears up everything, the man who knows has embedded in every
cell.
The
song titled: “You Can Never Get Away”
tried to get itself adopted as the official theme of the Enlightened
Persons’ Society, and was laughed at
for its trouble.
“Pa pa: if laughter is involved --
is anything actually trouble?”
“Not
when you’re out of the dark.”
Breakout
Bookkeeping Tip.
Anything
you can file away
-- you don’t need;
all
the things that actually help you awaken
-- you forget about.
(The,
That
Makes No Sense At All To Me Alliance extends a welcome to any who would
like to
transfer
their membership from the above mentioned organization.)
He who makes two,
sound like three,
might take your mind,
out on a spree;
but he who makes two,
sound like less than it is,
shouldn’t be trusted with nuclear devices.
The
nervous-system-rebel never explodes anyone but himself.
Prisoners
with the simplest minds have the most complex escape plans.
Q:
How can the aims to be pursued in man’s secondary reality
be
anything but secondary themselves.
(Captain
Obvious lands
on your roof again!)
Toast
for patrons of city neural taverns: “Drink to me only with thine familiarity.”
The
outlier’s position is: “If I can identify it
-- I don’t want any of it.”
Life
keeps a close grip on man’s collective thinking --
not
for reasons nefarious, but for the sake of orderly expansion.
Definition.
Prison:
Exaggerated term for: being alive.
Some
guys are hanging out on a street downtown and one of them says:
“Man!
-- I get tired of being stared
at,” and one of his buddies says:
“You’re
never stared at,” and he replies: “Yeah --
and I’m tired of that too!”
Being a hit in the city is a fungible affair.
A man-who-knows makes the Top 40
hit only on his own private list.
J
Finally Revealed: The Certain Man’s Secret Maneuver: If turning the nut to the left doesn't loosen it – go to the right.
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