As
a private form of consolation when his ideas are apparently discredited,
one
man will say to himself: “Well at least everybody
can’t be right,”
which
just highlights his density inasmuch as that is precisely the case
--
but
he has never realized this and thus been able to reap its benefits.
Fact.
If
your thoughts regarding the intangible matters that so intrigue man
-- won’t
fly,
you
simply don’t grasp the elementary nature of non existent planes,
and
imaginary air space;
all
you have to do is recognize where you are,
then
you can whisper any old thing in Isolde’s ear and she’ll buy it,
(but
be clear about this): if you never understand where city life is being
played out, you’ll die believing that she, Odin,
Allah & the ghost of your grandmother
can
tell when you’re lying to them.
The
Great Unheralded Mortal Hoot is in
the fact that nothing can trick your body,
and
nothing but your own thoughts, your mind.
(“That’s not funny.”)
How
Mind Can (If Not Closely Watched) Work.
Though
he’s yet to move to Hollywood,
or get an agent,
one
guy has already decided that his best chance for success in show business
is
in being a celebrity look alike,
and to simplify matters he’s decided to
first
become famous on his own so that he will have someone easy to pass for.
(“We should all be thankful this story is confined to some star struck
stooge,
and not everyday people like us!”)
The
Poetic Side Of Life (Well -- Of Some People’s).
Only
the most deeply dedicated of prisoners write odes to captivity.
Those
in captivity are not given to biting the hand that restrains them.
Rumor
Of The Day.
Most
people who wake up to what is really going on are (to say the least)
surprised
by what they thereby discover.
Neurons
can think --
hormones can act;
hormones
can kill --
and thinking make you wish
you were dead.
When
it reaches the point where there’s nothing to do next --
it
certainly is easy to follow up on it.
Attached
to a leash a man found laying in the street was this note:
“In
life you must make a choice for best friend:
either
your hormones, or your thoughts,”
and
as he was standing there pondering these words,
he
was bit viciously on the ass by two fraudulently domesticated timber wolves,
and
a psychiatrist muttering: “Don’t you believe it! Don’t
you believe it!”
Only
priests perfectly normal and mullahs with mad cow disease
tell
men that parts of them are not their friend.
(“But life must surely have some greater purpose for itself in this
--
--
wouldn’t you think!”
Undoubtedly
--
but with six billion other people to do this though,
why
should little old insignificant you have to be part of it.)
Fact:
There are some things that men suffer
in life only if they don’t see the situation for what it is.
(Okay: for the few: not some things, but all the things.)
Anyone
who tells another person (regarding events in their life):
“Let
that be a lesson to you,”
have
more themselves to learn than one lifetime can afford.
(“You’re right about that!
-- I’m so dumb in conducting
my own business
that I can’t be taking anyone else on.”)
Only
those who imagine themselves drowning in the sea of make-believe
are
fascinated by the idea of saving others around them in a similar fix.
At
the alternative: Rebel Roman Games
the by word was:
“Let
the forces who condemned you --
save you!” (on the first and third Sundays;
on
the second and fourth it was): “Let the forces who save you --
condemn you,”
which
gave the people the rest of the month to figure out exactly what this meant.
Most
prisoners are too dazed to grasp their position --
thus
their love of discussing futile escape plans.
(Aka:
If you don’t know your illness --
any old snake oil will do.
“How about this: If you don’t know how distracted you are --
any enlightening knowledge is okay?”)
To
one part of his mind a man declared:
“I’ll
thank you to mind your own business,” and before it could respond,
the
voice of his brain stem came over the in-store p.a. system asking:
“Does
one’s partner actually have
any business of its own?”
Bumper
sticker seen on bicycle laying beside the road:
“When
Neural Cloning Is Outlawed; Only Outlaws Will Know Why.”
In
the city, one man said: “I can’t take it any more!” – and he
was right;
down
the street another fellow said: “I can’t take it any more!” --
and he was incorrect, question: How do you know who to believe in
that crowd?!
In
places with alternate, off shore realities, if workers become too rowdy
the
CEO
of the city can pink slip everybody.
The
move toward inner independence is via unrelenting, private rowdiness.
Philosophies
--
prisons; individual thinking --
keys.
(“Is there nothing you can believe in that won’t harm you?”
If
you’re a woodchuck.
“You forgot to throw in: ‘Of the stay-at-home variety.’”)
In
the animal world there is no talk of freedom,
while
in the human there is
-- just as a joke!
In
a motorcycle garage --
scrawled on the wall:
“If
You Don’t USE Metaphors They Can’t MIS-Use You!”
(Riding
quickly to your death is not as easy as it once was.
[According to some.])
In
so far as the maps seen in the certain man’s mind:
There
are places in the universe that aren't IN the universe.
(“Is that why if you can request a ticket to there --
that’s not the place you’re really wanting to go?!”)
For
those obscure patients with that special Sleeping
Sickness:
The
physician who so diagnosed you (be he human, or words from a book)
was
the source of yours --
in conjunction with:
The diagnosis sounding correct to you.
The
nascent nervous-system-rebel doesn’t know his situation,
(neither
his predicament, nor possibility of escape) until he has words for it
--
he
feels
it
from birth --
but only when he hears someone else’s description of it
does
it become tangible enough in his mind to do something about.
Neural
independence doesn’t seem like much to ordinary prisoners.
(“I guess that makes keeping a lid on things a lot easier.”
Is
bullshit hot in hell!?)
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