By
the constant sound of the conversation,
a
man knew that something was going on upstairs,
but
could never make out exactly what,
'cause
every time he would stop to listen in on what they were saying --
they
would stop talking.
Many
people have experienced this --
and never tried it again
--
why
should they? --
to what end?!
Few
can ever hear the light at the end of the tunnel.
And
this email just in:
“I
thoroughly enjoy reading your comments about man and life, but I feel
much
disturbed if I try to think such things on my own; is something wrong with
me;
do
I have a virus?”
Dear
Sir: Your mother was likely licked by a cow before you were born --
but
not to worry, all it did was make you normal;
if
you find this condition ultimately intolerable: go find a cow and kick
it in the ass.
P.S.
You don’t have go far
-- just look upstairs.
Thinking
about what other people say is okay;
trying
to think about the fact that you don’t hear anyone talking
is
prohibitively off-putting to most humans;
their
nervous system is not wired nor programmed to handle such an activity:
this
is why people struggling to wake-up
have such a peculiar look on their face
(if
they were visible..... and had any particular look on their face.)
Outside
the city area of human consciousness, in the rebel territory of the brain,
beneath an insurgent's lone ranger mask is a face covering on which is
inscribed
the
words: “This is not a mask” --
which is readable only from the backside.
Only
a man who knows-what-is-going-on
knows for a fact
whether
he
actually exists or not
-- both downstairs and
up.
Following
less than auspicious occasions one man was wont to remark:
“A
miss by an inch is as good as a miss by a mile,”
until
one day his twin brother noted that this little truism was not serving
their
interests, so the man began to assert:
“A
miss by a mile is as good as a miss by an inch,”
which
seemed to him to have turned the potentially bad previous verbal impression
squarely around and aimed it in the decorous direction of progress:
ostensible
progress:
verbal
progress:
the
only kind of progress there is in man’s intangible reality.
“Is this why more people become literary critics than skeet shooters:
it’s more difficult to measure your competency?”
And
why men talk in terms familiar to the herd.
Men
feel more comfortable inside to sit in a chair they know:
the
mind they were born with:
a
security blanket for the backside.
Note:
The advantage for the few in stories with no salient moral is that
they
should remind them of how difficult it at first seems to turn a train around
--
At
a downtown intersection a man suddenly addressed the people waiting there
for
the light change:
“Although
it is an accepted historical and cultural fact that some composers could
write music so difficult that even they could not perform it --
should we ergo excuse
a
man for expressing ideas that he himself cannot actually think?!”
(And
all the citizen-philistines in the crowd booed him roundly --
then crossed over.)
All
You Ever Need Note Regarding Originality & The Ordinary.
Sheep
think that the hippest thing possible is to be embraced by the flock,
and
be just another faceless head in an indistinguishable mob.
On
one planet the creatures are kept in controllable captivity
by
making them believe that the words in their dictionary are serious.
The
certain man’s shopping credo:
“I’m
not interested in anything I can afford.”
Facts
You Shouldn't Lean On Too Hard.
Beautiful
women eventually get tired of being stared at,
and
sleeping people can still be insightful.
One
guy offers what he says is: “Damn
good advice:
If
you don’t understand something --
act like you think it’s stupid --
that’s
what life does --
through
man!”
“That’s weird!”
“But
it gets better: life makes men say things it knows is stupid,
and
then has other men denounce it as stupid.”
“Stop it! --
you’re killin’ me.”
Warning Concerning Dangerous Gangs.
In
Re Amnesty.
One
man muses: “The only thing you cannot forgive is death --
but hey! --
you
don’t have to! --
since you can’t!”
Upstairs
Optics Update.
Just
because a certain thing cannot be seen three dimensionally
does
not mean that it cannot be seen.
People
who can sometimes almost actually think
--
commonly
think that everyone else is having all the fun.
Only
when you know for yourself what is really going on with life
do
you recognize what ordinary men conceive of as fun, and who enjoys it how.
Temporal
News.
When
the certain man begins, everything is: now-and-then;
later
on, there IS
no: now-and-then.
When
the capacity of your eyes/I’s expands,
so does the human concept of time shift.
“To your advantage, I assume.”
There
is no downside to catching-on.
“How about how much harder it is to be amused?”
You
mean by others?
“Well --
ye-hah!
--
who else?!
(Oh
-- I get you.)"
Seeing
what’s going on in life is not only sitting alone in a window seat,
but
is also being your own moving train.
“Is this why I once heard a defrocked city building inspector say that
only those who embrace and enjoy the totality of their residential structure
can ever awaken from the urban induced dream?”
What
would a bureaucrat know.
When
one man heard Bailey’s Irish Cream
described as the most perfect provision
in
that it contains all four of the basic food groups:
caffeine,
chocolate, sugar and alcohol, he told his brother this made him realize
what
would be the most perfect ordinary thought
--
one
which contained all four of the basic requirements to be
ordinary,
but
then refused to tell him what it was: ("Figure it out for yourself!")
Siblings
can be harsh --
especially those within your own nervous system.
Pertinent
The Privilege Of Individuality In The City,
And
The Ever Lurking Question Concerning Freedom-Of-Will.
Having
to stand-up-for-your-rights
is proof you have none.
Only
prisoners still in their cell, bang on the bars.
“Question: How can you tell if a man is awake?”
How
many times are you going to ask that.
“Okay --
a second question: Why won’t you answer that?”
All
useful stories are apocryphal.
“Is this the reason there can be no religion of waking-up?”
One.
All
useful stories are red hot! --
that’s why they’re always told about someone else. (E.g. “There’s
this one man who.....”)
Real men don’t live in the verbal here-&-now.
(“Is that because perchance: there is not one?”)
A
reader e-mails:
“Why
do you commonly put someone’s questioning of something you wrote
in
parentheses? What are you trying to emphasize by this device?”
And
suddenly in comes another:
“Which
do you find the more interesting and intelligent:
e-mails
from actual readers, or the ones you write yourself?
P.S.
Did you or me write this one?
Yours
Sincerely,” etc.
J
Still
does he remain out of work since losing his position as Posture Coach at
the mortuary.
"Are you insinuating that he is..." Yes.
(Maybe.)
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