Thinking
about the matters of current interest to everyone else
is
the height of laziness --
weakness -- ineptness,
and so on.
One
man says he will readily describe in detail to anyone his terrible blunders
and
mistakes as a way to promote the continuing power of habit.
Even
if men don’t always know exactly what they’re doing --
their tongue does.
In
the city: being a two bit whore is a sin only if you live in the ten cent
district.
The
inspiration for the bedazzling Hall
Of Mirrors came from the set up of
the
ordinary human mind.
(Don’t
forget the everyday Thought Special:
“Take One --
Get Another One Free!”)
Note:
If city predictors actually knew what they are doing they wouldn’t be
predicting.
A
man with the real-deal-mind agrees with no one
while
appearing to agree with everyone.
Why
make lions feel bad that they can only roar?!
Tip
For Actors.
Look
straight in the camera and
-- LIE!
(“Did he say camera, or mirror?”
“Yeah! --
and was that advice for just actors or everybody?”)
Believing
that you’re keeping track of your success or failure guarantees your failure,
(in the sense meaningful to the certain man).
All
you need is to hear a person describe one of what they say is a feature
of their self to know everything about them.
One
man once believed that being serious about the wrong things
is
what puts you to sleep;
he
now sees it as caused by being serious about anything.
(Except
of course: eating and getting laid.)
What’s
funny to the man-who-knows is limited to him.
An
old man said to a youngster:
“Remember:
god wants you to do better,” and the lad replied:
“I will if he will.”
The
elder paused --
looked away --
pondered
-- then thought:
“I
gotta quit talking to kids.”
Another
interesting feature of ChasingTheThing
is that there IS no safety-in-numbers.
(“Hell! --
out here it’s always: duck-&-run time.
Yee HA!")
When
finally even the king tried giving a direct order to the palace cat,
the
feline thought: “Why not?!”
The
only legacy left one kid by his old man was a Velcro
backed lap warmer
which
when held up to the light revealed the in-woven message:
“Never
Trust A Sentence That Begins With The Word: But.”
When
he looked in a mirror for the very first time this one guy’s instant reaction
was: “Hey! --
I can take a hint!”
Loutfulness
Via Language.
Wakefulness
is “I”
--
sleep is “us”.
Even
Solomon
can’t equitably divide custody of stupidity.
When
he would find himself someplace where someone was declaiming
the
troubles with life and man, one guy, in his head would always begin to
hear
the
opening line of that well known metaphysical poem:
“Would
you raise up a bit Darlin' --
I’m having trouble breathing.”
In
government: all leaders lie:
same
true in ordinary minds.
On
the rebel’s great special shopping spree this notion controls:
“Buy
only what you can’t afford!”
Herds
sleep.
What
is possible for the real-deal-man is unique to him.
After
being diagnosed with a fatal ill a man mused:
“The
second most surprising thing that has come from learning that I’m dying
is
how little effect it has had on me;
the
most interesting is: Why am I surprised?”
Only
those who understand time can have a true present.
Everyone
gets soft in their old age --
except
for two types: those born hard,
and
those who won’t age.
Only
those who understand the future can ignore the past.
Though
not normally visible: You are told that you’re being left
at
the same place you were first told you were loved.
(“Is this the same as saying: ‘You die where you were born?’”
News
from the world of Cosmic Anthropology.
On
one world they hang a sign around the neck of anyone who asks a question
smarter
than they are.)
Only
those who understand the future --
have one.
One man says that after years of struggle his guiding principle has become:
It
could be useful to know how a locomotive is assembled.......if you’re going
on
a
train trip.......and if you have nothing better to do on the ride.
(“Okay, okay! --
let’s blow the lid off this sucker and be done with it:
I can sense where this is headed:
All of man’s Great Ideas
are made up of nothing but
-- WORDS!
Yeah, yeah!
-- I get it.”)
Pst! --
no he doesn’t, or he wouldn’t have mentioned it.
Gather
round boys and girls it's story time:
Once
upon a time, far, far away on the magical planet
Shut Up.....
Only
those who understand the future --
have one --
a quiet one.
J
For Sure, For
Sure!
There are no
vocal
certainties.
(Except for that one.)
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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