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If
You Never Get The Joke --
You'll Never Wake Up
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How
Mind Works.
The
man with the microphone believes he’s in charge
-- as do those listening.
Just
as physicians will encourage patients with an untreatable fatal ill to
come in for periodic examinations, so too do many men of god exhort their
parishioners to
change
their transmission fluid every couple of years.
Show
Biz News.
The
worse your voice, the louder you should sing.
“What does this have to do with stupidity?”
Within
each cycle of the mind breathing in and breathing out
--
the
possibility for criticism exists.
Sports
News.
One
man so loved baseball that he crushed his hand into the permanent shape
of gripping a ball;
another
man did the same to his mind regarding the idea needed to awaken.
More
Show Biz News Regarding References.
Those
with no talent are always displaying their influences.
If
you’re small you’re still small even if you stand on top of a skyscraper;
a
man tall enough to suit himself can’t be seen.
Spatiality
& The Verbal Lobes.
The
man who most deserved an award for his ability to understate,
never
received one:
no
one could ever get close enough to give it to him.
Some
Non Show Biz News.
The
less talent you have --
the bigger deal you want made of you.
Advice
To Help Keep The Economy Of Man’s Cultural World
Churning
& Expanding.
Never
borrow money from someone who won’t pay you back.
(Additional
Note: Those in the city who repeat the bromide:
“What
goes around, comes around,” take it as a threat
--
rather
than sound fiscal advice in the commerce of intangible goods.)
Conversation
In A Locker Room.
“Everything
men have ever written was either for the purpose of giving their minds
something useless to do, or else to justify something they’d said or done.”
“And the difference is?”
Within
each cycle of the mind breathing in and breathing out --
the
possibility for escape occurs.
Still
More Non Show Biz News.
When
your talent runs out --
preach!
(Which
[you might note] is where most people start.)
On
one world:
fractured
sight is shipped in by the train load;
insight
is available only by the ounce, and the fairy tale mines have to work triple
shifts.
Excerpt
from the textbook: Philosophy-In-Flames
& Other Outré Outrages.
Man’s
collective intelligence goes under many names: they all coincidentally
however, begin with the same imaginary letter.
Some
people want to move in this direction --
other people in that;
the
real-deal-man wants to explode all over everything.
For
his birthday: one man asked for: parables-without-punch-lines:
ideas
that explode all over all
of your insides.
Info
with morals is preachin’, and the rebel traveler don’t wanna go nowhere
that
somebody wants
him to go.
(“Are your own synapses a, somebody?”
“Does
the fact that a nitwit can ask an intelligent question, mean anything?”
“You mean: like that one?”)
One
man considers only one particular day to be his birthday:
the
day he exploded all over everything he’d ever wanted to know.
“I swear Helen:
one moment I was just standing there, minding my own business, and the
next thing I know --
BAM!
--
and it was all over.”
In
man’s routine affairs: the serious will always have the last word.
“Is that because there’s not
actually one?” (And speaking of the terminal):
whilst
thrashing about in the semi deep depths of a certain grave matter, one
man suddenly pulled himself up a mite more than short and said to his sodden
thinking:
“I
would have written you a thank-you-note, but I wasn’t sure if there is
a hyphen or not in, ass-hole.”
As
he was putting away the tools after changing the left front tire on the
head hearse, The Rim Greaper
intoned:
“Only
the dead are not bothered by personally directed sarcasm,”
and
his helper asked:
“How about those who have achieved The
Great Enlightenment?”
“What
are you --
deaf?”
Reflection
Regarding The Relationship Between Intelligence, Size
And
Humility (Perhaps).
Why
does not the lordly hippopotamus have a good laugh at the expense of
the
lowly worm?
Because the hippopotamus is too stupid to think of it.
One
chap after studying the various religions found it curious that in none
of them had a god sent man the message to: “Live it up!
-- enjoy life all you can!”
He
says he can perceive no reason that such a thing would be prohibited
--
and
asks if you can? --
and wonders if you understand why it is like this?
(Note:
All offers expire with the death of the person who realized it.
“So I guess that means I should probably be getting-on-with-it
[so to speak.]”)
Part
of the unseen, but universal and brilliant justice of it all is that:
even
those who do not eat --
still must pay.
Fragment
Of Conversation Overheard (Or Maybe: Overcontrived).
“Is
not everyone who calls another: stupid
-- stupid their self?”
“Certainly!”
“Then
what is the solution to this troublesome conundrum?”
“There is none.”
“Uh........well........of
course I knew that.....”
From
the rebel’s perspective, outside the nervous system’s city:
The
past no longer has any right to exist.
(“You know why that’ll never be made into law? --
do ya, do ya, do ya? --
‘cause it would explain too much.
Boy, would it EVER!”)
Men
commonly say that nefarious acts come with their own avenging angel,
and
that crimes carry their own ultimate reckoning;
all
of this, based not on religion or morality as they profess, but on
the fact that
the
energy that runs life is A/C
-- and you can’t have A
without C.
(“Can you have nit, without wit?”
This is a scientific discussion: who let that clown in!)
As
they were showing him to his coffin, the midget placed in his pocket whispered:
“Look here --
as long as you’re gonna have to pay up anyway,
why
not go ahead and really chow down.”
J
And
one man asks:
“Has
the possibility ever struck you that among all the dead it may only be
the man-who-knows
who
is not laughing at us?”
Oh yeah: life called and left a message for you: "Coochie coo!"
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