As
he sat high on a cliff, reflecting on the many mortal affairs, a man mused:
“Why
is it that the most mundane, and untalented of men are the ones most concerned
that life is always primed to snatch from them the abilities and insights
they dream they have, but do not actually possess?!?” --
and life broke into his reveries, saying:
“Why
don’t you mind your own business
---
if you've got
any.”
An
Intellectual Probing Via A Questioning Dialogue Conducted By
Two
Earthly Scientists Who Also Happen To Be Music Lovers.
“Is
history --
pre-recorded?”
“Is DNA --
already laid into place?”
“Ah!
-- but even a man with a known number of
CD’s in his collection
still
isn’t positive which one he will be playing at ten o’clock next Friday
morning.”
In
a certain cellular scenario, one nucleus noted:
“Here,
in this wide open land, there is room for any and every thing
(except
of course for freedom-of-will, or anything like that).”
Life
immediately caused his neighboring counterparts to shout him down,
and
back into the silence proper to such matters.
Part
of being civilized is in a softening of man’s animal heart.
“Is this another reason for saying that an awakened man is not fully civilized?”
Being
heartless
is not merely what the ordinary call it and know it to be.
How
Mind Works Via A Conversation.
“What
do you think are the odds that there is someone working for
the
Treasury
Department whose name is Money?”
“Okay, first level with me: do you already know that someone does?”
“Yes.”
“Okay......ahhh.......I’d say there’s an eighty per cent possibility.”
Among the ordinary: having a good memory is the same as being intelligent.
Graffito
found scrawled on an abandoned artificial leg:
“Trying
to achieve Enlightenment
bearing an Enlightened Guru
on your back
is
like heavy metal
with strings --
george jones
with backup singers.”
The
sole remnant of a now disappeared religion is a small scrap of parchment
on
which are inscribed these words regarding the afterlife:
“When
you die, if your consciousness is not larger than it was when you were
twenty, you will be shot.”
The
thing about man’s religions (inter alia) is that they say you need help
--
but
for the rebel, do not point in a helpful direction;
they
tell you to: look-over-here
when
where the certain man wants to go, has no
here.
Ordinary
men by nature readily accept the idea that they need extraordinary
help
-- rather than
to
make extraordinary efforts.
There
is nothing wrong
with any of man’s various means & methods to achieve
self
completion --
other than they don’t deliver
-- which they’re not supposed
to;
humanity’s
proper collective efforts to understand what is going on
consist
of talking about it --
that’s all: just talking about it.
One
man commonly smirked at those he heard criticizing someone else’s intelligence
who themselves mispronounced a word or got some fact incorrect,
until
one day a thought hit him: that if those he laughed at knew some of the
things he’d said, they’d laugh just as hard at him!
This
realization so rattled the man that he did what any right minded person
would do: he immediately stopped having such thoughts.
(The
headline to this story was to have been:
“How
The Mind Can Bail You Out Of Anything
-- If You’ll Let It.”
“Pa pa: would a real-deal-man man
let it?”
“He
might let it laugh about the whole thing.”)
Shortly
after arriving at his first jazz performance, a man arose to leave,
saying
to his host that he was of such an advanced age
that
he didn’t have time to listen to people practice,
and
in spite of all efforts, the art of that particular activity could never
be
explained
to him. (Well, he acted as though it couldn’t [though
his brother says
he
always has something going on other than what seems to be.])
Query:
Who makes preparations to think?....okay then:
Who
has a script to thinking?
Weather
Update.
A
fierce winter storm battered one man’s mind
-- but it didn’t care
-- it was inside.
(But Beware The
Winds Of Discontent!)
One
chap has concluded:
“When
you’re short of breath there are two things you can do:
lay
down and conserve what you have,
or
vigorously move about to produce more.
“Yes,”
injects his twin, “but how about when it comes to thinking?”
(Beware the disruption
of the too close kin.)
At
one time a man said to himself:
“If
every day I have to reinvent my wheel --
I don’t have the right wagon” --
a
change ultimately occurred whereby every morning he could hardly wait to
invent
a whole new wheel.
(For
a while, subsequent to such occurrences, he would think: “How neat!” --
then
finally his feeling shifted to: “How inevitable --
how
inevitable it always feels once the thing is accomplished.")
Dialogue.
“There
are three things you can do with ordinary people:
listen
to them talk; listen to them sing, or watch them move.”
“How about: ignore them.”
“I
did not expect our tete-a-tete to take such an uncouth turn.”
Regarding
The Allegedly Important Matter Of: Knowing Yourself .
If
you are fascinated with other people
-- you have no self.
(Okay:
you have no idea what yours is.)
With
the rightly focused eyes/I's
you could say that life has let the cat completely
out
of the box by allowing acting to become a most seriously discussed activity.
A
son asked a father: “When I’m feeling really snappy and privately acting
flippy,
and
I want to extend my regards to who or whatever might be responsible:
should
I thank life, or my own cells?”
“What sort of mini coma do you keep lapsing into that causes you to think
that
there is a difference?”
When one man’s body would give him trouble -- he’d take it out on his mind.
One
way to distinguish members of the
Rock Climbers League from those of
the Chess Federation
is that few things give ordinary men as much pleasure as
talking
about themselves --
while
nothing could be more boring to a real
deal man.
Fleas
never believe that elephants are really elephantine.
J
No one who understands
what’s going on will say they can tell you specifically how to join them.
“It ain’t fair!”
Damn straight
it ain’t.
(Anything else?)
JAN'S
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