“I don’t see the joke.”
Should
not the existence of the many stories of men on a great mystical quest
having
to overcome dragons --
and the fact that dragons do not exist
--
tell
you completely the nature of the forces opposing any alteration in
man’s
consciousness.
“I still don’t get it.”
Take
a bead on it like this: in the eternal debate over whether reality is what
we
think
it
is, or something else entirely on its own, consider:
there
would not be
any "reality" unless
we thought about it in the first place.
“Okay: can something be funny and you not know why?”
Why not dear boy: look at all that men take to be serious without knowing
why.
In
the physical realm: thought makes man’s life more convenient;
applied
to intangible affairs: thought makes hypochondria even deadlier,
and
fog even foggier.
As
apparently some sort of test, a farmer quizzed a son
who
had recently returned from a stay in the city:
“Which
would you prefer: to fall into a combine, or have a nice butter sandwich?
--
and
if neither of those: then to either hear wheat ripening, or political commentary?”
The
Basic Piece Of Business Not Appreciated By Urban Audiences.
Neurons
are funny --
hormones are not.
The
cry in one land became:
“We
must all work together to keep out (or at least collectively ignore)
words
which too loosely
describe man’s more serious situations.”
One
Stand Up Kinda Guy’s Stand Up Kinda Silent Recitation.
“Two
roads kept diverging in my woods/life, and I --
The
Mature And Meaningful Morality Of Mentation.
The
anomalously adult few owe no fidelity to any particular idea or philosophy,
So
mused a chap:
“Some
have proposed that the whole purpose of human existence is to: find-the-truth,
but if this be so --
then such is also life’s
aim.”
A man flying in a plane suddenly took time to be much impressed by
this unnatural situation:
then unexpectedly became even more affected by realizing that such creations
are
entirely the children of man’s mind;
thus be the vehicle and those therein --
one.
Marriage,
Mentation And The Strangely Free Few.
They
date and sleep with only unattached reality.
Contrary
to the laws governing life in prison:
just
because something doesn’t have a name doesn’t prohibit the real-deal-man
from
thinking about it.
Insane
Conversation.
“Hi!
-- what’s your name?
-- come here often?”
“I did until you asked.”
“Now
that’s really
not funny --
how
do you expect something that doesn’t make sense to be
funny?!”
Reminder:
Humor is in the cortex
-- not the brain stem.
“Same
as with waking-up,
huh?!”
(Not if you have to mention it.)
The
Never Enunciated Fall-Back Religious Hope-Cum-Position Of
The
Intellectually Constricted And City Bound.
The gods won’t let it rain,
on us the soggy brained.
And
local conditions sighed: “Ah sweet Athena!
-- if only it were that simple,
and
so easily described,” and right there is evidence again of why the
real-deal-man must ignore and get over location conditions.
The plane is always sputtering and making strange noises;
sometimes the person on your right hears it
-- sometimes the person on your
left;
if you
hear it -- via
your natural born consciousness --
you have become
the people next to you
-- you are where you natively
belong:
Half of what everyone thinks is false -- but it completes what they think is true.
The
business men and technocrats who run the city see no benefit in a thing
that
cannot be bought and sold:
no
matter now foolish/vaporous be the idea,
if
it has public currency
-- it is quite acceptable.
This
is why that thing
you never hear about
-- you’ve never heard about.
(“As long as I’m not told that this plane is going to fly into the sun
--
I can relax and have another drink.”)
Fashion
News Explored Through Conversation.
"Uniformity
is what counts in prison."
“Is that why all cows wear that silly get up?!”
"You’re
as sharp as a store bought saw."
Your
mental future already stirs within the perceived irrelevance of others;
Truth
+ Falsity = Reality:
if
mind could plainly see, this is what it would realize,
(and
the city’s icons and institutions would collapse like a mail order barn).
Regal
Rollicking.
The
Royal Jester said to some people at
the village pub one Saturday night:
“The
King
still doesn’t get it: he doesn’t understand that I’m not laughing at him,
but
trying to knock some sense into him.”
Drowsy
Passengers’ Update.
You
might as well face the fact that no imaginary plane enjoys being shot down.
(Also:
a true claimant of the throne doesn’t need someone else to laugh at him.
“Nor to knock sense into him, huh?!”
You
nailed it, Mr. Decker.)
As
he lay on his death bed, a man declared:
“To
posterity I leave --
My understanding,”
and
all the reflections of the local future began running around the room shrieking,
and
pulling out their nose hairs as they cried out: “Oh no!
-- anything but that!”
Carved
in a tree near a rebel camp outside the city were these words:
“Through
me does a cleaner reality think itself into being.” *
J
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