Sci-Fi
(Via A Conversation).
“You
ever considered that when two men converse it is life talking to itself?”
“Better still: when you think --
it is life thinking.”
“Yeah-h-h,
but if you start down that road....well.....
it
kinda gives you the willies, wouldn’t you admit.”
“As a matter of fact: no
-- it gives life
the
willies,”
and
upon these words entering his brain, the first man had a special sort of
mental
seizure (a favorable one).
A
father asked a son:
“Have
you ever considered that every time you think of something that is true,
you
also think of something that is false?”
“O stop it pa pa! --
you know that sort of thing gives me
headache.
(Praise be to Odin-in-an-overcoat).”
A
man pondered:
“How
can you (being born asleep) ever manage to make yourself wake up?!”
and
the real-deal area of his consciousness injected:
“How
is a man with no sense of smell yet aroused by the aroma of sex?”
Two
Guys Game Play.
“How
do you tell that men are thinking?”
“How do you know that fish are pissing in the ocean?”
“Pa pa: which should I prefer: to Achieve
Enlightenment, or: to merge?”
“Didn't you mean to say: or become hip to
the mergence.”
“Sorry.”
Only
after he died would one man admit that anything was wrong,
and
his brother, only after waking up, would admit he was asleep.
(P.S.
If you get this one --
you ain’t in a terminal snooze.)
In
the city context: everyone’s personal story sucks
-- yet everyone must tell theirs,
or
all of man's cultural structures would collapse.
Whenever
you say what kind of person you are,
a
little piece of what you really
are dies.
Ordinary men find ordinary events funny -- the certain man, something else entirely.
Dialogue.
“The
most important thing in life is to have some pills to take when you’re
sick.”
“And things to think about when you’re starting to drift and doze.”
Curiously,
a boy noted to an older relative:
“It
seems like the less I care whether other people are impressed by me,
the
more I like me?!”
"Aw! --
It’s just your imagination.”
Ordinary
men find words to be a most serious matter --
the
real-deal-man knows better.
One
chap decided that he would only buy a mattress that was made by men asleep,
and
his cousin held a similar view concerning from whom he would take
spiritual
instruction.
(“Yes, yes! --
I understand that everything is connected,
but this is taking the matter
way too far!”)
Cows
never find a man insightful who does not, bovines assail.
(“If
that wasn’t so highly annoying on its face,
I
could probably find some metaphorical significance in that.”)
The best thing about sports is they offer men the collectively acceptable impression that they don’t know what’s going to happen next.
One man’s view: “If you ain’t laughing -- it ain’t culture.”
How
Hormones Work When Neurons Aren’t Sufficiently Vigilant.
When
asked why he took up rhinoceros raising a man replied: “To meet women.”
The
world’s most smartest writer (that’s what he calls
himself) says:
“People
write for one reason: so they can complain;
and
they write fiction so they can hide the fact that it is them
complaining.”
The
Fame Is Not Entirely Out Of Reach Society
notes that even an average person can be: “an anonymous donor.”
(The
Humility Foundation had no comment.)
_ _ _
Recently
parts of a list were printed here which consisted of names
apparently
once considered for the certain uncommon activity reported on here daily
(and
labeled at sundry times and locales as : The
Struggle To Awaken;
To
Achieve Enlightenment; To Accomplish The
Great Liberation,
et al);
below
is the remainder of that list, a deep consideration of which might afford
the
alert
and anxious to get on with it
person, practical hints how to
proceed.
__________________
The Home Of Nitro Info.
The Cure For Glue.
The
Struggle To Change In Spite Of The Fact That Life Says You Can’t
(Or
At Least, Shouldn’t….okay: Don’t Have To).
The Unacknowledged Silliness Of It All.
Dandruff Shampoo For The Mind.
Be More Specific.
Robbing Peter To Teach Peter A Lesson.
The Direct Experience Of Knowing.
The Compadres Of Consciousness.
The Fresh Clue.
Church Of The Rare Duo: Enthusiasm AND Accuracy.
The Place Of Fissionable Data.
The Re-Adjustment Of Thought.
The Dirge Scourge.
The Loyal Opposition To The Laws Of Physics.
Strip It Some More!
For The Difficult To Mentally Entertain.
Forever Be: More Specific.
We Know A Secret.
Vernal Communications.
The Re-Awakening Of Language.
The Intellectual Insubordination.
Be Thee Not Pissed.
Making Alligators Out Of Handbags.
The Big Charge With No Purpose.
The Unthinkable Made Possible.
Yoo Hoo!
There Are Two Types Of People: Those Who Take Life Seriously; Those Who Don’t, And Us.
Okay: Drop ‘Em And Bend!
Insouciance As An Exact Science.
If
It Ain’t Broke --
Break It!
Don’t Laugh: You’re Next.
J
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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