One
man’s suggested way to get started:
"Take
whatever idea is already in your mind about a certain matter and first:
vice
the versa --
then go sideways with it from there.”
It
is for those without a clue to what is going on
that
the idea of good and evil forces was contrived.
If
you don’t mentally grasp what is going on,
all
your memories consist of what has physically occurred in your life.
A
man pondered:
“Is
that why I cannot be sure if my consciousness is a seamless constant,
or
a series of separate moments, which yet yield the impression of a unity,
since
they occur in a single brain?”
Everybody
rides a bus --
but most needlessly ride many.
“Why the word: needlessly?”
Synonym
for: speciously.
A
Q. & A. Game.
“How
can you tell that an awake man is about to die?”
“How?”
“He
starts wanting to argue.”
“I don’t get it.”
“That
means one of two things, now doesn’t it.”
A
father noted to a son:
“There
is a beautifully balanced, super rational math at the base of Enlightenment,
though
so elementary as to be ungraspable by ordinary minds,
(or:
overlooked, if you like).”
“So does that stop it from being
there?”
“No,
it’s the same as how being a Baptist
doesn't keep you from drinking --
just
from enjoying it.”
A
chap in the library looked up from his medieval readings and said aloud:
“Ah!
– but I wish I had lived way-back-then,”
and at an adjoining table,
way-back-then
muttered something harsh sounding under its breath.
Once
there was a group of male Homo sapiens who,
whenever
they wanted to get together would ask their feminine counterparts
to
stay
away so that they could more freely talk about guy-stuff
(the
real reason they did this was that none of them had any idea what guy-stuff
was, and didn’t want the women to know it.)
Warning:
This is a solution applicable strictly to a sexual matter,
and
should not in any manner be applied to other activities of one’s physiology.
People
continue to seem totally surprised by the superior logic of
the
man with the larger gun.
Another
Query.
What
is the difference between ship-building and map-making? --
same
as between a knight with hemorrhoids who rides on just the same,
and
one who stays home ‘til he can get some treatment.
“Pa pa: would an allegorical tale like that ever lie to you?”
“Son
-- why
would it?!”
And
finally a voice objected:
“But
guns have nothing to do with logic?!?” -
Ah
so! --
but: guns have everything
to do with bullets!
And
this from Recreation Warehouse's
latest sales circular:
“Your
consciousness can just lather
and take life as it comes
-- OR:…”
but
someone has torn off the rest of that page.
The
cowardly band together while the brave mostly live alone.
(Again
a caution: This is a sociological comment,
not
intended for use in any other area of your life.)
Okay
an easy one: What is the difference between being ordinary and not being?
--
whatever the ordinary say it is.
The
trickiness of living in the prison part of consciousness is:
anything
the mind there can say is so can for sure seem
to be so:
it
invents an imaginary shoe store and
-- Lord-grab-a-goose!
–
damn’f
every shoe in there doesn’t FIT.
Hey!
-- that can’t be mere coincidence
--
no sir! –
that
has every trapping of being: The
Truth! --
how
could something that always fits not
be?!
Once
upon a time a young lad imagined a disquiet store in his mind,
and
every time he went therein
-- for any reason --
he
would always find a problem
that perfectly fit the occasion.
One
day a kid mused to his dog: “What does it really take to be a leader-of-men?”
-- and though speechless, the dog knew the answer:
“A
loud bark and lots of testosterone.”
(He
did leave out: low I.Q.
-- but hey! --
he’s just a dog.)
One
musically inclined man’s favorite golden oldie is:
“We’ll
Have These Blank Spaces To Remember.”
(In
case you’re interested): during their life time there are three versions
of
every
person who wakes up to what’s really going on.
(And
if they never stop, four.)
One
man one day pondered:
“What
if (in an unbiased manner) I finally think of everything that can be
thought of --
what
will I think of then?”
(Do
you ever ponder why there are not more men like him?)
(If
you want to look for benefits): the unawakened die only once
--
the
drawback is that they only live half the life possible.
A
speaker in city park declared:
“Under
its breath: life says everything.....wait! --
my mind has obviously printed out
an
erroneous version of what I intended to say (here's how it was supposed
to read):
Under
their breath: men think everything while thinking that they
think
it!” --
and
from the crowd came this:
“Is
that why we do the thing we call thinking --
under-our-breath?”
Note:
The ordinary mind sees itself as a one-man-act
--
in
no need of hecklers or would-be partners, and indeed, unwittingly so it
be:
a
one man hypnotist act.
“The
feeling that you are falling-apart
is not proof that you are.”
“But it’s not a bad sign?”
“No.”
The
difference between a dead man and one whose consciousness has died
to
ordinary ideas is that a dead man smells bad.
Another
musically disposed man has a special part of his consciousness
that
makes the other parts sound like tired old records.
A
real ruler does not talk about the things the people are talking about,
but
rather only matters that he thinks up.
One
man has a single principle by which he lives: “Drop
everything!”
J
Although
it clearly doesn’t sound right: the trick is to think about things without
thinking about them.
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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