Ask
Yourself: How Can You Find Fault With Life:
Something
So Interesting And Constantly Comical
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If
Neurons AND Hormones Could Talk.
Again
the two lovers quarreled:
“Life
is too short for us to make each other suffer like this.”
“No --
life is too long for us to do this.”
“Too
short!”
“Too long!”
“Too
short!”
“Too long!” -- do
you get the point? --
do you by feel recognize it as being in you,
and pragmatically far beyond mere notions of irony?!
Hormones
rob the bank; neurons write the hold-up note --
after the fact.
One
man says: “The best thing about what ordinary men call: the
news
is
that every day’s can be summed in thirty minutes.”
Graffito
found in the bathroom between the Physics
and
Philosophy departments
at
city college:
“The mastermind of things sublime,
is he who knows the space of time
-- no my dear: the real
space.”
Fact:
The size of one’s consciousness
is the sense of one’s time:
constricted
C
= hurried
T.
The
reason that sheep are everyone’s personal hero is obvious.
Snarls
one guy’s mind: “I should sue all those other people for their
unauthorized
appropriation of the term for I
am truly: The Me Generation!”
Clichés
are like old mental friends --
rebel consciousness hates old friends.
With
words do neurons attack, and by them in neurons are men hurt;
with
fists do hormones attack, and by them are men in both hormones & neurons
hurt,
and
neurons cry: “UNFAIR!”
Question:
Why do not hormones cry foul over the fact that
there
are only martyrs to neural activity?
Ferrets
know when to stay holed --
even
as mathematicians continue to irrationally wander about the landscape.
Clichés
are like close city allies --
rebel consciousness eschews close allies.
How
Mind Works When It’s Too Mechanically Given.
When
it was suggested to one man that he use the: Word
Correct on his computer
to
automatically type oft used, long terms by putting into: Replace
the
acronym for
the
term and then the full phrase in: With
--
he shook his head:
“Oh
no --
that would never work: the computer would know that it was not a real word,
and recognize what I was trying to pull.”
Smack
dab in the middle of everybody, one man stood and declared his desires:
“I
will not be satisfied with my life until I find:
a
religion that will make me feel guilty for just being alive;
a
government that will make me believe that I owe it;
a
hobby that I must defend,
and
personal relationships so
deep, strong and meaningful
that
I will have mixed feelings about them.”
(Perhaps
his listeners weren’t quite themselves that day -- for no one
had any response to his comment?!)
The
Unnoticed Relationship Between Brain & Consciousness And Fashion &
Fashion.
You
can either wear clothing made of naturally wrinkled materials,
and
thus never have to press them --
or:
move
to a place where the background of life itself is wrinkled,
and
ergo you never seem out of style.
Conversation.
“In
the city: Those who pretend the most --
may win the most.”
“And that is only true in the city?”
“No
-- but I didn’t think you
were up for the bigger version.”
A
guy grumped to a sage:
“You
once said that: thinking-is-fun,
and I’d like to say: Maybe the way youdo
it!”
(Note:
Only those who take crap seriously take criticism
of
crap seriously.)
No
system is better or worse than the people running it,
which
is why (men knowing this) all systems have rules written for them which
describe in detail how they should be operated so as to remove the capriciousness
of, The-human-element
--
and as with all things mental, civilized and city rational:
this
sounds fine --
until you really think about it for more than three seconds.
A
real knight on the true magical quest is always his own
system and rules --
anything
less leaves him fighting dragons --
and
everyone knows that dragons do not actually exist.
A
man with an ever hovering feeling that he should be improving-himself
one
day thought:
“If
I don’t finally do something
about this, the stress and guilt will be the death of me,” and his stomach
chuckled and said:
“Ah,
don’t sweat it --
cancer’ll get you first” ------
and the man felt a lot better.
More
News Regarding Neurons & Hormones.
Even
a man on a mission-from-god will stop what he's doing to go to the bathroom.
Dialogue.
“If
there is something deeply embarrassing I have done --
can
I not tell you about it?”
“Yes.”
“If
there is something terribly sad that happened to me --
can
I not tell you about that too?”
“If you prefer.”
“Can
I not tell you anything about
me?”
“BY ALL MEANS!”
Words!
-- what a marvelous concept;
words
& the potential for ever enlarging consciousness:
what
a compass & timepiece man alone possesses.
J
JAN'S
DAILY
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