Conversation.
“Remember
old friend: In life’s city affairs there is no such thing as cheating:
only
what works and what doesn’t.”
“But that’s true in all of life’s affairs?!”
“Yes.......certainly.......that’s
what I meant to say.”
On
one world, what you meant
to say counts just as much as what you
actually said.
“But that’s true on this world?!”
Many
legends speak of there being a magical enlightening-food,
but
what only one mentions is that it affects memory,
so
that everyone who finds and consumes it, forgets to tell anyone else.
(Okay
-- not exactly forgets
-- but that’s close enough.)
One
of the philosophers in city park said to a young lad who momentarily stopped:
“In
the vast universe of reality:
verbal
knowledge thereabout is like a blind man trying to sing” –
then
elbowed the youngster knowingly and vigorously in his ribs so hard
that
he coughed up several inchoate theories that had been in him incubating.
“Gee,
thanks mister,” the philosopher liked to imagine the boy said as he walked
away.
One
guy's nervous system stared at him defiantly and snarled:
"Anything
less than an elephant gun and you can forget it!"
With
a threatening grimace and reaching ominously into his pocket, one man growled:
“Don’t fuck with me! -- I have a mirror!”
Even
when fresh thinking seems to still present only two possible conclusions,
at
least they will be two new
possibilities.
Another:
“Sad But True”
story (for those who relish
anything with the word, sad attached):
There
is usually little to be gained by trying to help hogs in ways not clearly
porcine.
As
special cosmologists continue to discover at unexpected times:
there
is a roar in the heavens that generally goes unnoticed on earth.
He
with his ear to the ground will surely become well acquainted with ground.
A
man’s expertise is determined by two factors:
his
genetics, and his natural interests.
“But aren’t the two...” Shut up porky!
Under
the normal atmospheric conditions of the city:
Most
people’s ideas get old right along with them.
Trying
to make a person of ordinary consciousness appreciate the possibility of
a
different state of mind is like trying to turn someone with no natural
taste for
things
cultural into an art lover.
Even
regarding human-invented, city affairs: you either get 'em or you don’t;
multiply
this by a thousand and you have the situation concerning the idea of
waking-up-from-a-dream.
One thing for sure: a man-on-a-schedule always has time to be behind.
If
you self-reflect
on
any basis other than your self
you
might as well not reflect.
Fact:
The purpose of every book men have ever written (other than technical ones)
is
to provide what is proposed to be a reliable standard by which
men
can judge themselves.
“If
it is something that exists outside of me, and that I am in no way responsible
for -- then it must
be
okay.”
(Hell!
-- frequently it is taken to be much more than merely okay --
often
as supernaturally sourced.)
Here
indeed is one of the features that makes man superior to all other creatures:
his
capacity to proclaim something as superior solely on the basis that:
humans
aren’t the ones who thought of it.
(If
we lived in a better universe there would be some who could appreciate
the humorous beauty of this.......but -- Alas!
-- Monsieur Degas.)
Believing in the wisdom of the herd certainly saves a cow a lot of grief.
On one planet the motto of one of their leading families is purported to be:
A
self ground mirror is an example within arts & crafts where a personal
talent is not only unappreciated, but is in fact an impediment.
The
city’s organ of culture is kept healthy by its immune system’s constant
struggle
to
suppress any sign of abrupt creativity.
In
the herd: all artistic and philosophical progress is measured in terms
of: shoulder-standing.
“If I didn’t steal it -- it wasn’t worth my creating.”
(Another
term for: being-awake-is: being-abrupt.)
One
fellow says: “I have definitely decided that I have a mind at least as
large as
a
pigeon,” to which his partner added:
“Then
we best pray I turn out to have one big as a cat.”
What
accounts for the intellectual popularity of many things the collective
embraces
is
that they see no alternative.
If
there is a secret talent of the independent minded, nervous system rebel
it
is his ability to: see in the
light: to lay eyes directly on
what is there.
“Okay
folks -- stand back and give reality room to breathe!” --
an
unnecessary admonition if there ever was one.
(“And
humorous too.” Touché-mundo!)
How
Things Would Work If We Lived In A Better Universe.
Skin
cancer could be cured by a good tan.
Food
News.
Every
thing ever said fed someone for a moment.
Question:
Are endless activities to be judged successful merely on the basis that
they
never come to an end?
If
so: how to correctly determine the satisfactory conclusion of
ignorance
and distraction?
How
Things Would Work If We Lived In A Better Universe.
An
exploding lung would permanently clear up nasal congestion.
(News
From Rebel Camp: Here it does!
“Ah choo! -- Lao Tzu.”)
On
one young planet their: “New And
Improved” models actually are
--
.....well,
their claims are......which by the way: works --
....and
where by the way: is where you live.
If
we lived in a better universe you wouldn’t have to have your attention
directed at stuff like this.
Men
who will offer you directions on how you should live your life
will
gladly step on your foot --
without
the additional aggravation of apologizing for it.
One
neuron warrior noted regarding competing ideas:
“We
are wasting far too much energy on foes who would have died anyway.”
If
we lived in a better lit universe:
people
would cease to mistake shadows of themselves as adversaries.
One
guy observes: “Being un reasonably
is sure not what it used to be.”
Intellectually:
the collective will always cut-themselves-some-slack
--
--
since that’s all they have.
After
having experienced a taste of non partisan thinking, a man mused:
“It’s
like watching nude mud wrestling in the mind” --
then
after pausing long enough to rub his chin added: “Naw! --
it’s
even better than that.”
The
sign of truly civilized cattle is that they insist on having their leather
jackets professionally
cleaned.
Hormones
& Neurons Again:
The
hide of a creature determines its thoughts.
(As
regards that last comment: there continue to be reports of certain creatures
who are somehow able to skin-themselves
--
in
some manner they apparently find agreeable and profitable.)
And
before we conclude, city life asks for the final word:
“Okay
guys, enough kidding around -- you’ve got to get serious about this!”
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