December 23, 2003 © 2003: JAN COX
Making
profitable decisions in the physical world requires
the
greatest knowledge possible regarding the conditions,
while
decision making in man’s intangible realm needs incomplete knowledge;
indeed:
the greater the gaps, the more readily is a decision forthcoming.
Too
much knowledge about Camelot
makes it difficult to decide if
Lancelot
is a hero or not.
(“Please
O please don’t tell me this is in any way pertinent to
the
incorporeal world inside of me!”)
One
guy offers:
“Trying
to think about some matter as being particularly dumb
won’t
necessarily make it so ----
but it’s worth a try.”
The
Up Side.
Not
knowing the answer to a question about any matter in man’s other reality
puts
you at no disadvantage.
(“I
think you calling this an: 'Up Side'
is a joke of some sort.”)
The
Apparent Party.
If
you wait for them
to invite you --
by
the time you get there all the good stuff will be gone.
(Another
reason the real-deal-man
only dates himself [spiritually
speaking.])
Fo
Gigure.
Under
city conditions: suffering does
sometimes bring out the best in people -- but: this does not
include those doing
the suffering.
“Stupid” is a stupid synonym for “boring.”
Said
a father to a son:
“If
you were to slip out of my grip, you’d start to think whatever they
want you to."
“Stupid” is also a nom de plume for: letting-someone-else-look-after-your-business.
Question;
Why is history so popular?
Answer:
‘Cause it’s so cheap to produce.
Everybody’s on a short list ---- if they get to make the list.
Wafting
through city air a voice cried out, again and again:
“My
name is Ogygia! -- have you seen Calpyso?
My
name is Ogygia -- have you seen Calpyso?" --
think about it:
a
place of dubious existence seeking a figure of doubtful reality,
and
with the environment taking the matter so seriously that it made the news.
Note:
It is by such improbable intrigues and mental slaloms
that
man’s other reality succeeds and confounds.
One
guy's ongoing motto is: “Hey! -- let’s get serious!”
(Which
he wants to privately note is a joke...........but has no one to note it
to.)
When
you stir up a pot of stupidity there may be no one to get stung but you.
Expanded
Exploration Of Certain Intellectual Choices Available To Man.
You
can either: have the lights on, or: have the lights out -- and furthermore:
you
can be either: pleased, or: displeased about the presence or absence of
light.
Note:
Imparting binary choices in a situation can make it seem more promising
than
the actual conditions dictate.
For
change to occur in the city, all that is needed is for the mind (via words)
to
be led to believe
it has occurred.
This
accounts for instance, for the greater efficiency of religion over physics,
architectural literature over bridge building.
And
all of this folderol caused one man to suddenly ponder:
“Can
you be either: stupid and distracted, or: enlightened and alert, just by
making
the choice?” -- and a voice coming from some
where said: “Get real!”
Question:
Why is torpidity so popular?
Answer:
‘Cause so many people aren’t absolutely sure what the word means.
When
you shake up a can of confusion you may be the only one who gets splattered.
Legend
tells of a super linguistically-proper planet where the inhabitants
were
not permitted to say or write certain words --
then
one day a man appeared who asked:
“So
why did you make up those words to begin with?” --
a
question no one had ever thought about, and which
suddenly
shook the entire world from a previously unnoticed stupor.
(And
this tale moved one chap to muse:
“I
suppose I could take this alleged planet to be my own mind?!”)
Conversation.
“Hey
Dad: what’s the latest of the silliest things you’ve ever heard?”
“Men speaking of something being a: no
brainer.”
The
constant movement of the herd is always trampling out a message --
can
you hear it? --
can
you hear it? -- why sure you can --
you
just never thought about it before.
(Note:
There are actually two messages:
one
you hear if you are IN the herd -- the other if you are
not.
“Damn!
Ain’t that true about everything.
Damn!”)
Regarding
Thought And Familiarity.
If
you think about a thing often enough -- it will become your
friend.
"Who needs friends like THAT!"
Regarding
Thoughts As Possessions.
One
man’s motto thereabout:
“When in doubt -- throw it out.”
Regarding
Thoughts And One's Intimate Affairs.
One
man broke up with himself -- but didn't mention it to anyone.
Regarding
The Great Struggle Of Ideas.
One
man refuses to sign his name to any of the thoughts that occur in his mind,
“Just
in case,” says he, “There is a War
Crimes Tribunal
after
the present hostilities conclude.”
(A
good city rule-of-finger is that: if you know
you are going to ultimately be sorry,
Reminder:
No one ever catches on to what's going
on by being safe or sorry.*
J
*“Okay,
let me guess: No one ever catches on to what’s going on by being anything
in particular.”
J
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