December 17, 2003 © 2003: JAN COX
The
rebel mind, even in the heart of busy city synapses,
can
still damn near starve to death.
Much
of the herd’s health is due to cows being able to survive on
the
droppings of other cows.
(“No doubt about
it: the independent-of-mind can damn near starve to death around here.”)
Travel
News From City Views.
Okay:
so it may take a long time to get there -- but:
it
takes just as long not to.
One
man had it fixed so that if you got too close to his alarm system,
his
car would go off.
Ordinary
cows not only accept their neighbors standing on their foot
as
a natural state of affairs, but one essential in making them who they are
(“As
an independent individual,” they like to add. Rather
sad [in an unimportant way.])
Regarding
The Matter Of Sponsorship.
Remember:
whatever you’re watching is brought to you in part by life.
City
men will say
they want to be intellectually independent,
and
will hold to the claim as long as they believe they will have to take a
number
and
stand in a line so long that they will probably die before ever reaching
the front.
The
cleaned up version says: There is safety in numbers;
the
original says: in numbness.
The
thinking of the rebel is like the receiving of radio broadcasts
from
stations not yet on the air.
“Look
here Mr. Butcher Man: there’s too much fat on this cut.”
“But it’s nothing but bone.”
“Then
the bone’s too fat.”
The
eyes through which the certain man sees
are
like a stomach designed for food that is unknown to the ordinary.
(“No
question: a man with a real appetite is out of luck among the normal.”)
Contrary
to common wisdom: A herd does not travel on its stomach,
but
on its ability to survive on pseudo food.
(“We’re talking: herds as
in: collections-of-synapses --
correct?”
A
big 10-4 Moo,
good buddy.
From
The Department Of Upcoming Assistance.
Asphalt
is to dirt as advertising is to actual information,
both,
paving the way to progress;
one
advancement real -- one of entertainment value only.
(“Herbert:
is distinguishing between the two what the rebel is up to?”
“Here now Helen: there must be more to it than that!”
“Herbert?......”
“Now I don’t have anything else to say on the matter.”)
If
worms and birds lived together the former would suspect the latter were
enlightened.
“So
pa pa: everything is a matter of perspective?”
“Everything but an eye’s view of an iris.”
City
Definitions.
Repetition:
The intellectual brand on a cow.
Predictability
Of Speech: The Same.
Consistency
Of Thought: Still more of the same.
Possessing
the characteristics represented by these three words
is
why cows can be broken and ridden, but not rhinoceroses.
(Holding onto two horns is much more probable than just one, huh?! )
To
have thoughts is to have a choice:
you can choose this --
or you can choose that.
What a deal! What a choice!
The
doctors reported to the man:
“We
can either: take out your eye -- or cut off your leg,”
and
after a bit of reflection the man asked:
“How about: do nothing,”
and
after a brief conference they replied:
“Well
yes, that also.”
One
guy’s principle:
“Always
act like everything is more exciting than it really is...........(just
in case it’s not at all.)"
Update
On The I.Q. Standings.
Those
as smart as their fellow man have little braggin’ rights.
The
news reports generally delivered to those in the city
usually
smell as though someone had pissed on the pages.
Bio
Facto: Bark is brown every
where in the woods.
(Also
listed in the catalog under the title:
“No
Matter What You Do -- You’ll Never Get Away.”
[Subtitled:
“Knowing This: What Kind Of Numskull Still Tries To: Get Away?!”])
Constantly circling around
Warning!
Watch
out for the backlash
--------
it’s coming.
The
essential responsibility of every affair in man’s mental only world
is
to protect itself:
to
deliver on its premise for being is of minor significance (if any).
In
the cultural realm the motto is: “I exist -- and
that
is my reason for being here.”
(Think about
it -----
[no one else does.])
The
hobby of one man was taping fallen limbs back onto trees,
and
when one city heard of this it asked him to take charge of
making
up every day’s news,
(while
another wants him to assume command of their spiritual affairs).
As
long as you accept neighboring cows standing on your foot as natural
--
--
if not downright beneficial --
you
will always have a dream!
(Such as that someday they may get off your foot).
The
way that most men determine they are thinking is by the fact they want
to say: ”OW!”
J
Notice:
If trying to grasp TheThing doesn't
set your nervous system on fire
and
send you out of the bed every morning with a smile on your face,
you're
either not doing it right or else your nervous system isn't suited for
it.
The difference between a maniac and a man-who-knows is that you can tell if a man is a maniac
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