November 6, 2003 © 2003: JAN COX
Definition.
City
Existence: Standing in a train station, and not just not knowing if another
train
will
ever arrive, but not even being sure that the station itself is not moving.
The
talking and listening-to-itself-talk parts of the brain are like a trapeze
act:
“You
toss and I’ll catch,”
while
the certain man constantly tries to jump in between them.
“With
WHAT?”
Ah!
-- there is the question, now aren’t it.
To
those without the possibility of ever doing it -- it can’t
be described,
(also
can’t be to those with;
you
have to climb up there in the rigging and figure it out as you go.)
In
his desire to raise-the-stakes, and increase the intensity of the battlefield,
one
knight suddenly challenged the armies of both hormones and
neurons, proclaiming privately his intention to, “beat his genetic swords
into mental condoms.”
The
only protection the true warrior needs is from himself -- and
even that’s a fraud.
A
father made a solemn vow to a son:
“If
I ever ask you how you feel about a particular thing -- and
you tell me --
I’ll
kill you.”
(Which
caused the kid to adopt the view:
“In
that case: if you gotta think
-- just as well to think about nothing.”)
When
genes,
the
stars, and the past of man begin to speak,
none
but the truly heroic
can
turn their ear away.
Other
than maybe for somebody standing on your foot,
all
criticism of what occurs in life is stupid.
(And
even in the possible exception noted, you can still push the person off
without
saying or thinking anything about the affair.)
If
you want to be assured of never disturbing your eyes/I’s
with too bright light,
just
mutter about the darkness.
Flow
Chart Dynamics For The Chronologically Challenged.
The
future seems serious to those who take the past seriously.
“Okay,”
said the quizmaster, “The answer is: Few and far between’ --
now
what
is the question?” --
and
contestant number two said he didn’t even want to THINK about it!
Not
only is any one
who can make you mad -- smarter than you are, so is any thing.
(How
does that make you feel? -- outfoxed even by inanimate objects.)
The
Great Challenge Of City Existence.
Tell
yourself: What could possibly be easier than gettin’ born --
and then dyin’?!
(“A
piece of kid’s cake!”)
City
Spiritual Note.
Those
who can’t see have a tendency to see god.
The real future exists only for those with real consciousness.
From
a correspondent comes this:
“Reality:
A Poem.
The deeper you look into it -- the deeper it looks,
then the shallower --
then the deeper --
then the shallower,
and then the deeper.
Reality! -- what a poem;
reality! -- what a gas.”
When
collective intelligence feels threatened by real
intelligence
it will often respond by solicitously saying:
“Here
-- let me get someone to carry that to your car for you.”
In
the grand new world of independent thinking,
any
old thoughts who offer to still be your friend -- ain’t and
can’t be.
When
you truly cross over -- your back stays turned to everyone.
(Adam
found out the hard way: You become stupid
by
responding when somebody stupid calls out to you.
[And
several brains complained at this remark,
also
noting that they’d changed their name to Charles.])
One
man’s plan to escape additional trouble after he dies is to not answer
when his name is called to come forward and be judged;
what
he doesn’t get is that his punishment is just in being there in the first
place.
The
constant rumble of the herd’s hooves as it stays forever on the move sends
out a subtle coded message to all therein: “Why would you want to ever
wander away!”
The
speaker in city park declared that he came not to bring either:
"peace
or a sword -- but rather: metaphors and reading glasses."
One
man says: “Some drugs are better than others,
but
all
of them are better than none!”
One
city was so small that it couldn’t afford its own park and speakers,
so
everyone had to be their own such arrangement,
(plus
they had to furnish their own drugs.)
Individuals
frighten the collective,
but
not nearly as much as the collective frightens individuals.
(“Frighten”
[in the latter case] is not really the proper word,
but
you get the gist of what’s meant.)
One
man’s brain yelled out: “Watch it! -- for god’s sake;
there’re
at least fourteen hamsters in here running the wheel!”
A
man who will confess to any thing -- will confess to every
thing.
Truisms
that make men feel good by making them feel bad
are
like jelly filled doughnuts --
except
they’re stuffed with shit instead of sweets.
A
man who will pass on city treats
has promise.
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