Repetitiveness,
predictability and interchangeable parts are the keystones of science and
technology, but how does same fare with man’s metaphysics and psychology?
Further
Details Concerning Man’s Cultural World.
The
dead will sit longer through a bad movie than most.
(“I’ll
bet you’re saying movie, but meaning something else. Admit it!”)
From
competing perspectives: both the ordinary man and the rebel are wrong:
the
first for not trying, the latter for doing so.
More
Show Biz Buzz.
Those
who want an introduction to their act feel less than secure about their
act. (Include writers, politicians, academians, scientists, businessmen,
men of the cloth:
if
they are about to present words to an audience and desire complimentary
ones
said
about them prior thereto -- include ‘em.)
Definition.
“I”:
The world’s most common and unremitting self introduction.
The
Motto Of Those Living City Lives.
“How
will everyone know how great I am if they are not told!” --
a
straightforward enough sentiment.
The
collective intelligence of man is greater than that of ordinary individuals
--
but
not by much -- which is what makes it so captious --
yet unreliable.
Employing
bovine designed mirrors, any cow can gaze there into and coo:
“My
but aren’t you the precious one” -- and ‘tis only fair:
cats
can’t wait around for a boost in their self image from dogs,
or
tornadoes from trailer parks.
Just
as life looks after itself -- it expects its sub sets to do
likewise.
The
Great Civilian Trade-In Continues.
All
around the city was posted the announcement:
“Attention
kids! Time to turn in your war toys for a mind.”
(While
such activity bodes well for the collective future of the populace,
their
leader [unbeknownst to them] still carries a G.I.
Joe in his shorts.)
Definitions
Regarding A New View Of That Certain Expedient Division.
Thinking:
Comparing one thought with another.
Consciousness:
Comparing thinking with another possibility.
One
man has contrived his own variation of the previously reported on axiom:
“Life
is nothing if not fair” -- thus:
“Life
is nothing if not life, so get used to it, Toots!”
(He
says that not repeating this at least twice a day gives life the right,
without
any advance notice, to make your thighs become flabby and your CDs rust.)
Note:
All of the proverbs, truisms, and words-to-live-by held dear by the collective
began as good natured jokes to certain unusual individuals.
Some
Psychological News.
There
is a way to make your mind even smaller than it is.....
.....but
no one seems to need it.
(“Ain’t
science grand! And especially when it doesn’t affect me inside.”)
Fact:
Facts had a better rep at one time than they do now.
“Which was -- when?”
The
moment just before Adam’s consciousness
heard the voice of thinking.
“So (other than for the severe tire damage that might result):
why don’t we back up?”
Fine
print,
split
hairs,
the
infinitely debatable,
are
all tools city men use to construct a decorative screen to hide that gawd-awful
-- point blank wall.
Pondered
one chap: “If the raison d'être for thinking is planning,
then
by nature it is always the younger generation’s game.”
Even
faced with contrary psychological facts concerning man’s nature --
the
rebel with the hunger presses on;
that
is the distinction between a theoretical nutritionist and a farmer.
Everyone
in the city is continually told: what-is-good-for-them,
but
only the certain man proves it to himself.
You
can never see what is actually going on using another’s glasses,
even
should he be the city’s skeet shooting champ.
Poem:
“Blind as a bat,
blind as a bat;
happy as hell in the
midst of a herd.”
Man’s
collective intelligence perceives what mankind needs to for survival
and
expansion of thought centered civilization;
what
it never takes in is precisely what the outlier few seek.
A man trying to get to the bottom of things is a cow riding itself.
Sign
in the certain man’s secret gym:
“Bulk up. Slim down.
Bulk up. Slim down.
Bulk up. Slim down.
Don’t spit on the floor or piss in the sink.”
To
bear up under the strain,
the
routine mind must remain,
forever
uncreative,
and
docile as a lamb.
Fact:
The
mainstream dislike mutants.
“Pa
pa: is that true literally & physically, or allegorically & psychologically?”
“That’s right my boy: four -- count ‘em: -- four answers
in one!”
The
dense have difficulty in determining whether they are mentally alive or
not -- which is why they gather in herds.
Only
the certain man hears it when he says:
“Get
along little dogie -- move along.”
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