One
man moved to a place that was really, really cold,
because
of the fact that he hated the cold;
everyone
who already lived there was quite impressed with what he did,
(except
those who thought he was nuts).
(Supposedly
for a short period of time a small religion sprouted up around
the
man’s unusual action,
locally
referred to as: Hubert Moved For
Your Sins.)
“A
common city occurrence,” noted a union steward to a son, “is to join an
organization
whose dues bear no relationship to its proclaimed purpose and benefits.”
(“I’m
no fool: I will not go on your advertised tour of Camelot
--
unless it costs a lot.”)
In
an urban nervous system existence: the improbable is always affordable
--
but
plain reality? -- forget about it! --
you couldn’t begin to pay its tab!
Fact:
the civilized world of men’s ideas and behavior that comes solely therefrom
is
fueled by notions which are physically unfeasible;
the
tangible world works off the basis of what it does;
man’s
mental one, off of ideas not possible in the tangible,
(aka:
That’s what makes human life interesting [or at least, different]).
Early
morning, one man likes to stand on a levee and sing in a booming voice:
“No
body knows de trouble I’ve seen --
no
body knows but the Trouble Fairy.”
Note:
the true relationship between men’s lives and their muses --
no
one really wants to know about.
(The
rule is:
You
don’t wanna see how either hot dogs, or the lives of men are made.)
Weather
& City Celebrations.
A
man who doesn’t care if it does
rain,
can
always stage his own private
parade in another locale.
And
from off in the distance came the ominous sound of -- distances!
(least
that’s the impression in the city).
To
the mental rebel: the sound of distances is the sound of freshness and
freedom.
In
a surprise move to up-the-stakes in post mortem punishment,
one
god has announced that no longer will the unrepentant be simply
thrown
into a lake of fire, but will henceforth -- for eternity
--
get
to hear him tell personal anecdotes about himself.
Only
those awake to what is really going on have any right to
take
life seriously..........and they don’t..........(what d’ya make of that?)
One
man’s: “Stay alert!”
reminder to himself is:
“If
you don’t make right-now
mentally interesting,
you
will resort to the past.”
One man suggests: “Catching-on is like reincarnation -- in reverse.”
For
your consideration, one man submits:
“Collective Responsibility (A Poem).
You can give a cow a badge,
you can give a cow a gun,
you can tell him he’s in charge of things,
but you can’t make him see that he’s a cow.”
“But
he’s not supposed to see -- is he?!”
“What are you trying to do -- ruin the poem!
There’s always some sheep or other stupid creature
wantin’ to butt in on serious bovine business!
My motto is: 'Each with its own kind: the dumb with the dumb;
and those too dumb to know they’re dumb with theirs.'”
“But
aren’t all the dumb by their nature too dumb to realize they are?!”
“Well damn Sam! -- you’re determined to spoil this whole thing,
ain’t cha!”
Substitute
Sonnet.
You
can give a man a brain,
you
can give his brain some thoughts,
but
you can’t make him see,
that
something more is possible. (Ruin that!)
At
the exact instant in which the king’s entire army was wiped out,
they
en mass cried out: “We don’t want to think about it!”
(“I
say: but is there the least little chance that such an attitude was the
very thing responsible for
their defeat?”)
On
Campus.
Sociology
is Psychology
for minds too timid to confront the individual
human
condition; while
Psychology
is Sociology
for those too dense to face up
to it.
(And
of course Theology
is for those who see through the foolishness of them both.)
“May I ask from which campus exactly, this alleged
information is taken?”
(We’re surrounded by spoil sports.)
One
man’s favorite fun in life is in telling others:
“Hey!
-- I’m not going to tell you again!”
(When
last seen he was in search of a spiritual following.)
With
the sufficiently supine -- the end is always
near --
never
any further away than the city part of your brain.
Men
with more time on their hands than hands,
are
the pillars of man’s second reality --
the
cultural world in the city part of his brain.
“Ain’t
it neat -- just think: If my consciousness wasn’t civilized,
I
wouldn't be able to realize that it's civilized --
and
thus wouldn’t be able to have certain objections thereto.
How
does life do it!”
The
ancient and continuing belief that:
The Truth is something to be found
outside
of one’s own life is (for a man attempting to get out of town)
a
most troublesome map mis-print.
From
Our Medical Desk.
Most
ideas are oxygen starved after being thought by the average brain.
(“Hey
don’t blame me -- they were like this when I got ‘em!”)
One
man was so dense that he remained serious about life in the city
in
spite of everything he attempted.
“Pa
pa: who do you reckon that man is?”
“My boy, he’s the one known as: Everyman.”
“Damn
Dad! -- that’s weirder’an shit!”
“Yes son, but don’t mention it: we still have to live around here.”
A
way to tell that a people are becoming civilized and city fit
is
that they cease thinking of animals as their equal,
and
forget from which level of their hut the power comes.
The
physical world is responsible for itself;
it
is also responsible for the world of ideas;
this
could not be plainer if it were a boil the size of Bucharest,
but
the agility of human thought is such that it can overlook features of itself.
Fact:
The ugly stepmother retains her position as mayor of the city by
seeing
herself as Cinderella.
“But why doesn’t some citizen point out this fallacy?”
You’re
not from around here, are you boy.
Fact:
Life doesn’t spoil things for
itself -- even
to
please men's bored minds.
A sage said to a customer:
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