Synapses
in one mental land hold certain beliefs regarding departed thoughts,
and
their possible reincarnation, which they ritualize by chanting around grave
sites,
as
the recently deceased is lowered away:
Hearing
the life of man talked about as-it-is gives some people a headache,
causes
some to become confused, and makes others leave the room.
Being
civilized is in NOT talking about man as he is.
If
you call “thinking” what everyone else calls thinking -- you’re
one of them.
Conversation.
“Hey!
-- long time, no see. How ya doin’?”
“Can’t complain.”
“You
mean: won’t
complain -- that’s what I like about you.”
Definition.
The
life of the civilized: The world’s
largest game of: dress-up.
One
guy constantly imagined a sign posted in one area of his brain that said:
“Would
You Like To Retire Here?”
Trying
to think about human life in a non partisan way
is
perhaps the biggest mental challenge there is.
(In case you’re
looking for something to do this weekend).
Dictionary
Redux.
Being
of ordinary mind: The ultimate wimp
sport.
(As
one man used to say: “Heroes come and go -- but sissies are
forever.”)
After
men were forced from their original neural garden of eden,
and
onto the road of progress, the picture of a new paradise was put in their
mind.
Proverb
Update: Men do not walk by shoes alone
-- but by dreams of destinations.
(Aka: Don’t put groceries in a wet bag.)
One
man’s take on time:
“The
past is far
too short for its assumed importance.”
Anyone who wonders: “Am I part of the herd?” -- is.
A
man’s mental relationship to the past
is
the collective’s measure of his sanity and suitability.
Anyone who needs to ask: “Am I Enlightened” -- ain’t.
Those who believe that man’s best is behind him -- are correct -- in their case.
One
nervous system rebel told his family: “I am going away” --
but he lied:
he
went FAR
away.
(“Hey!
-- what's family for!?”
[We are speaking
here of the synaptic variety of genetic hangers-on and ne’er do
wells.])
There
is a place in the universe where the future comes from.
(“I’ll
bet the word, universe here has some special meaning huh?!”
[There’s
also a spot from whence cometh all questions.]
“I
guess that means I didn’t go far enough.”)
A
park bench said to a passing cloud:
"Hearing
humans reminisce
is
like listening to an un edited symphony of elephant farts."
The
speaker's topic was: "Religion &
Linguistics,"
which
he covered in a single sentence:
"Man
worships words -- not gods."
Humans
can be astoundingly clever and insightful in areas they have invented,
(such
as technology, that has little to do with human nature)
while
not at all in the case of culture -- which has everything therewith
to do.
Pimply
Sut: The less it has to do with man
-- the better can man grasp it.
(Another
reason that throughout history the smartest men always go into science,
and
not the arts.
“I
must say that I find that last statement intellectually offensive,
and
disagree with it most heartily.”
Are
you expecting a look of surprise to your reaction?)
“Pa
pa: do you ever think specifically about how weird this is:
that
anything a lion or worm does is totally about being a lion or a worm,
but
that much of what makes up a civilized man’s life has but the most
tenuous
connection to being a human?
As
you like to say: ‘Neat, huh?!’
(though
I don’t always see the matter clearly enough to agree.)”
And
there my friends, is one of the outstanding attributes of a worm colony:
it
cares not a whit whether you agree with it or not.
Bathroom
Related Activities Vis A Vis Fame & Renown.
To
be taken seriously
in the city you must be able to let out more than you take in.
“That’s
just a polite way of saying that you say more than you know.”
Now
that IS impolite: think of it like this:
You
must know more than you know, (and Civilization said: “Thank you.”)
An
email just in:
“The
way you use the words: what is the difference between being civilized
(in
the usual sense of the term) and being asleep, in the metaphysical one?”
One
man started his own private version of a: Continuing
Lent,
and
the first thing he permanently gave up was: mind reading.
(He
admitted it wasn’t very difficult -- and for reasons he said
you’d instantly realize.)
One
guy sang:
“Gettin’ well,
can sure be hell,
when your illness, you don’t know.”
“Wait
just a minute! -- a man would know whether he was civilized
or not!.....
.....that
is what you’re talking about.....right?!”
A
certain dog would smile whenever he heard a human woefully say,
regarding
some prior act or word: “If I had only known then what I know now,”
and
would think to himself: “What creatures do
has no relationship to what they know; by expressing this sentiment, men
are simply re enjoying the tugging sensation
they
felt at the conclusion of the original, unavoidable deed.
Damn!”
thought he: “What a piece of work these humans be.”
Anyone
who ever says about something they have done or said:
“That’s
not at all like me,”
obviously
has someone impersonating them (wouldn't you say).
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