When
an institution can’t deliver on its stated goal -- it offers
testimonials to itself.
City
organizations are the one creature which can
live by words alone.
Mundane
mentation’s motto: “Vindicare ego sum: I claim
-- therefore I am.”
If
you can’t do it -- SAY that you can do it;
no
one in the city is in a position to prove otherwise.
One
guy offers this mathematical advice regarding the binary based struggles
common
to common men: “Never deal in even numbers with odd people.”
It
is natural born neurons that squabble among themselves;
the
post natal variety grown by the rebel do what they can do -- in
silence.
As
he sailed the pond,
the
dragonfly looked down and thought:
“What is it like to be a frog --
a creature more conscious --
yet still in the mud?”
Out on the street,
in an ice cream truck,
the cold asked itself:
“What is it like to be a popsicle sold? --
out on your own –
out on the run?”
Thought
that is not personal is not real thought any more than
talent
not individual is real talent.
The
herd holds everyone’s head hostage,
and
the only possible ransom is wandering away.
After
having one of those
kind of years, a boy asked his father:
“Just
how much can
you regret things?”
“A lot -- really a lot -- IF you remember
them.”
Dr.
Winslow’s Latest Theory.
“The
ending of everything is the beginning of something else,”
and
the boy just mentioned retorts:
“You’re
just saying that to make me feel better,”
and
the doctor responds by mooning the lad.
The
Moral......(Maybe).
All’s
well that goes to hell.
One man thought: “Starting with me: I’m sick of smart alecks!”
Over
a social drink,
some
axons and dendrites concluded that: Trying to change the way a mind thinks
is
like trying to swim upstream in a river of molten lava,
(and
the man in whose head this was taking place happened to take note and said:
“Thanks a lot guys! Cheer me up, why don’t ya!”).
Even
while home alone: normally prohibited secrets can be slipped-under-the-door--
IF on the other side is: consciousness-at-ease.
“Resistance,
my friends: irrelevant resistance is the cement of all ignorant walls.”
Those
of constricted vision cannot comprehend the concept of: constricted vision.
Before
Adam (man’s speaking consciousness) gave all the creatures names
--
they
all were simply what they were:
now:
rabbits can’t grasp the fact that they are rabbits.
The
way the ordinary mind pulls off its
trompe l'oeil
is
by giving men funny eyes/I’s to
start with.
(Neat, huh?!)
An
Inside Secret To Being Human.........And Ordinary.
If
you want people to REALLY feel sorry for you,
just
tell them what kinda guy you REALLY are.
("Jeeze!
-- I couldn’t even stand that myself!”
This
is why there are only mythical snakes pictured consuming their own tail
--
and
not beavers.
[One
man says that if thought was more like something erotic,
There
are two main reasons people have a small
opinion
of themselves:
one
is that there is a lot about them to have a small opinion of,
and
the other is that small opinions are all they are capable of.
It
takes a larger than normal man to see what is going on,
(and
note: a man with larger than normal eyes/I’s
has a smaller than normal mouth).
Life
fed one planet with one main river;
it
was then up to that world to divide it into the needed tributaries.
Only
ordinary minds feel that they are being swamped;
the
man-who-knows-what's-going-on
understands
that the ordinary mind and that which swamps it
A
Highway Tip To Help You Stay Awake
Once
You’ve Taken Over Your Own Driving Duties.
A
man with three eyes/I’s can’t
take a nap.
Men of odd numbers
aren’t given to slumbers.
Throughout
the city, the message rang:
“Words
are magic!” -- and a boy asked his father:
“Is
that true?”
“Yes -- if you’re a dunce.”
To himself one man said: “Starting with me: I’m sick of know-it-alls!”
Bird
Spotter’s Update.
The
untruncated Eagleous
Soarus Independus
is
the only creature that can swallow its own head.
The
hearing of the herd is such that all revealing ideas
sound
like they’re going-too-fast.
The individual who-understands-what's-going-on -- thinks in disappearing ink.
The
certain man: sees where the collective has no eyes;
smiles, where it has no lips.
The
condemned man was heard to say:
"I
don’t mind the actual dying as much as I do having already died before
I fully lived.” (He noted that the comment was not philosophical
or allegorical,
but
a material observation regarding his neural development.)
He
who can truly think is not intellectually cooperative with anybody.
The
Lone Ranger stole his whole shtick
from -- guess-who?!
Or
as Long John Silver
said: “I regret that I had but one eye/I
to give to the cause -- NO I DON’T! -- all
that matters is that it was an odd numbered view.”
Give
Cows Some Credit!
Though
unrealized by those in the city:
computers
were an invention of the mind’s herd: the home of all things binary.
“Let me out of here!”
Why does this ancient cry go unheeded?
Because it is here
crying it.
“I knew that.”
Really.
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