Life
In The City.
To
be satisfied is to be dumb,
to
be dumb is to be satisfied,
what
could be fairer than that -- (even if you’re too dumb to realize
it).
What
the thinking of the collective judges to be: overly-complex,
that
of the certain man finds: barely-minimal.
On
one world everybody is born with green marbles in their left pocket
whose
ultimate effect is to make them acquire purple ones for their right pocket;
once
adults, they begin debating which of the two marbles most influence their
lives, with purple proponents suffering the strange malady of not being
able to comprehend green’s radical role in purple’s existence.
Shit
certainly seems to smell on-its-own
--
but not without aromatic food.
Ordinary
minds can only conceive of one way streets
while
he-who-sees
knows them all to be endless loops.
Small
minds live in time and are constrained by its apparent dimensions;
the
truth-of-how-things-are is immeasurable,
thus
the certain man is the carpenter working without blueprints.
A man’s neural radar,
can miss many things,
but not quite so easy,
getting hormones off the screen.
Said
the city patriot as he adjusted the knot for comfort:
“I
regret that I have but one cortex to give to my native state,”
and
the hangman corrected: “Oh no: we’re taking your liver.”
“The
hell you say!”
Fidelity
(even among the courtiers) extends only so far;
life
does not step on its own dick even if it will yours.
“I
don’t see how that last comment was called for.”
(Another
faithful courtier speaks.)
An
email just in: “Reading the Daily
News seems often like a ping pong game
--
and
my mind the ball.
If
this is unusual, may I have the cost of my subscription returned?
Yours,” etc.
The
Instructor opened class by announcing the day’s topic:
“Cosmology:
Explained Crudely, Yet --
Correctly.
Your
brain: the sun;
your
consciousness: Earth;
your
thoughts: the moon,” and a boy in back asked:
“What about the oceans?”
“Okay:
man wets his pants.”
One
of the trickier features of non aligned ideas is that
they
seem to always lack the sequence expected by the ordinary mind.
“How ‘bout tell it straight: they sound
crazy to normal people.”
The
unconventional pleasures the certain man gets from his independent thinking
is
like a puppeteer whose hands are tickled by the new figures placed thereon.
Homeowner’s
News.
We
all live in our genes,
and
some favor one room over another.
(The
reason penthouses cost more than basement apartments
is
that they are closer to the future.)
It’s
hard to get a clear view of the horizon while part of a herd.
No
one owns
any idea,
which
is why those who can’t come up with any on their own
so
passionately protect the ones they’ve stolen.
Cultural
Life As Military Maneuvers.
The
above is another way by which life’s larger platoons (man’s institutions)
are
arranged so that the separate units (individual men)
will
unwitting and without prompting,
defend
the company as a whole.
Sheep’s
minds tell them: “The flock goes down -- YOU go down.”
(Isn’t
it sweet how seriously sheep will listen to their teeny little mind.)
THE
Operational Distinction In A Pithy Helmet.
Ordinary
men’s minds stare at the thoughts in them,
while
the certain man looks at
his mind:
this
slight sounding, but almost impossible to consistently execute difference
is
what makes
all the difference.
(“Well, hit me where I ain’t looking and watch me love it.”)
Calamine
Just In Time.
The
individual can scratch where the collective can’t reach --
hell, let’s do it right:
The
individual can scratch places the collective isn't even aware exist.
One
man’s latest conspiratorial theory:
“It
is men who are super, publicly serious who control life in the city,
and
unknown back-stagers who insouciantly control these super serious public
men.”
He
mulled this over for a bit, then thought: “If I’m really talking about
physiological
processes in me and not the body politic -- I may be on to
something.”
Fact:
Any time the rebel thinks beyond where his normal thought stopped
--
he
is on to something.
Wherever
he drove, one man carried along someone else in his trunk;
then
after learning to recognize and utilize better conditioned highways,
he
(there are two endings) put himself back there and locked the lid, or:
he
brought the other guy up front with him and let the top down.
The
Most Extreme, Though Unrecognized Health Danger In The City.
The
serious take one another -- SERIOUSLY!
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