A
father asked a son: “What is childhood?”
“I’ll bite: what?”
“The
rebel’s reply would be: Knowing a secret but not knowing that you know
one.”
“Okay, then what about: adulthood?”
“Well,
don’t mean to give you the blues, but that would be:
When
it’s too late for everything.”
“Jeeze!”
“Well
you brought it up.”
The
reason that people cannot agree on exactly what is culture and civilization
is that they exist only in men’s minds and no one can agree on what the
mind is.
The
Great Neural Dragon: The entity that
consumes everything in front of it -- and:
behind
it as well.
“Indeed!
-- something we can all do -- all that’s necessary is
to have thoughts.”
To
start with, the mind always wants to say: “Okay -- where do
we start!?”
(Then
later it always wants to know: “How can we wrap this thing up?”)
“Pa
pa: is that why there are no location directional road signs in Oz?”
“You mean: reliable
directional signs.”
“Yes
of course; how foolish of me.”
On
the road to Shangri La
there are as many roads as there are would-be travelers.
“Yes
sir: the best thing about the inward journey is that there is no: wrong-direction."
He
should have added: “For ordinary people -- who do not have
an actual destination.”
“Yes
-- that’s what I certainly meant to say .”
After-the-fact
is still a fact.
The
first stage of maturity is physical and is your fate;
the
second stage is mental and is your luck.
“But
I believe that every man makes
his own luck!”
And
your reason for interrupting to say this is?
Those-who-know,
see the obvious,
those
who don’t, waste your time yacking about it.
Ask
yourself: Why is it that everyone who trips, falls down --
not up?
“But
I never thought that spatial matters had any bearing on understanding?”
So
how would you like it if your frontal lobes were in your colon?
In
chess, comprehending, and pissing with a wind: position
is everything.
Definition
Of Neural States By Way Of Office Supplies.
Being
Upset: White-out for comprehension.
And
a kid asks: “Why do pencils have lead at one end and an eraser at the other?
Same reason men have a mouth at one end, and a fist near by --
to
reinforce what the mouth has to say.”
One
man began to treat himself in his mind as though he were not present
--
and
eventually got so weary of it that he left.
“Good
riddance!” huffed the March Hare
at the Mad Hatter’s
departure;
certainly
his right to say, question is: On what meaningful basis?
(Kind
of tacky wouldn’t you agree, to escape
Alexander only to be done in by Zeus.)
On
one world: if hormones don’t get you -- neurons are standing
by;
another
reason why rebels are known for their attitude of: “Don’t call me” --
one
sustained by them keeping their phone number secret from
their
own ordinary mind.
("If
I do not want to hear from me -- who better to see to it?!'')
The
mayor of the city:
the
head of technology:
the
standard part of the mind -- all stated simultaneously:
“There
is no blame to being -- opportunistic -- it is but a
synonym for progress.”
(And
as long as we’re in the neighborhood):
“Man”
is just another word for: man (so don’t take it so personally!)
When
rain drove them from their outside physical activity,
some
kids retreated indoors, and started playing a mental game (one said):
“If
life wanted everyone to experience a: nasty-little-surprise
--
what
might it be? -- dying?” and a second kid replied: “How
about: being born?”
then
a third offered: “Perhaps having everyone, once in their life realize --
just
for a second -- what is really going on?”
and
as good preparation for their adult lives:
they
all pretended not to hear what he’d said.
(Meanwhile:
the anti-kids were trying to figure how to do bobsledding,
and
mountain climbing indoors.
“There’s
just hardly no damn way to ever get away from everything finally
coming
back down to hormones and neurons, now is there [leastwise
to hear you tell it.])”
And
the lexisnipe injects: “Another difference between children and adults
is that
the
former do not, in the beginning, need or want things divided into two categories.”
(“Stupid kids!”
snorted someone.)
The
collective is more than merely the individual writ large –
it
is what the individual could be,
writ cumbersome, laborious and heavy handed,
(nothing
amiss, but remember this when looking at all things cultural).
There
is a saying on one world: “Livers won’t lie to you,
but
grab hold your wallet when neurons start to speak.”
(Note:
some areas of the universe are more cynical than others.
“You’re
referring to areas in the universe of the mind, correct?!”)
Definitions.
Consciousness:
The ballroom of the mind.
Thoughts:
Men’s dancing shoes.
(“Shouldn’t
that be: ‘Men’s standard
dancing shoes?!’” Okay, but then an addition):
DoingTheThing:
Air borne slippers.
The
facet quirky to verbalize is the separation the certain man can facilitate
in his consciousness between
consciousness & the thoughts that normally traipse thereon;
through
little more than holding his attention on the matter can he cause
the
tapping of the thoughts life endlessly sends on to his dance floor to rise
as it were, off of the floor just enough that the two are not in contact:
to
a select few this is known as executing the: Great
Separation.
(Also
reputedly known in one place as: Fred
Astaire meets Francois Dirigible.)
Mental
Health As Mental Health.
Ordinary
minds could not survive without recurrently feeling that they surely
cannot
survive.
The
apparent collective certainty of the herd about a given matter
can
be like a pacifier to individually frightened calves.
(Okay: even grown cows.)
There
was once a time when there was a people who had a one word,
proper
response to anything that could ever be said.
As
they evolved and progressed, they refined this down to a single silence.
“Pa
pa: is it stories like this,
that keeps the stuff like this,
from ever becoming:
The Official History Of Man?”
Then
there was this other world whereon,
whenever
they held Father & Son Day
would-be
participants could only attend upon achieving an indistinguishable merger
worthy of a peanutbutter & jelly sammich left laying outdoors in Nairobi.
J
The
code can only be cracked by employing in a special way
the
part of your nervous system that you hear.
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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