A
man mused: “If life was any more entertaining, we wouldn’t have
entertainment.”
Whilst
together at the library, browsing through books,
describing
the many & varied cultures of the world, a father said to a son:
“The
less citified are a people, the less likely they will have a word for boredom,”
and
the boy looked around to make sure where they were.
Second
Version:
Glancing
first at the life of ordinary men, then to that in his own head, a man
mused:
“If
they were as entertained by their minds as I am mine,
humans
wouldn’t need
entertainment.”
As
an experiment (and unbeknownst to anyone),
one
well aged gent replaced his hearing aid with a tiny radio receiver
permanently
tuned to a heavy metal station;
after
several years of this arrangement he says the word, “experiment”
is
no longer adequate.
On
one world, the horses run backwards in races --
which
works out all right since there the pay off goes to the losers.
(Okay
troops, since the delineation lamp is lit: Define ‘em if you got
‘em!)
Mankind’s
Collective Culture: The celebration
of the crude.
And
the sergeant reminds: “For the truth (don’t forget): Look in your pants;
for
entertainment: elsewhere,”
(which
you should also remember is not the case with the certain man).
Motto:
Wherever you mentally look, there (unrealized by the ordinary)
is
your looking mechanism looking back at you --
in disguise.
Fact:
When you can’t be fooled by you -- you can’t be fooled by anything.
One
guy’s slogan: “Take a nap -- feel like a sap.”
One
man says: “I don’t know which I hate the worst:
the
sound of humans or the sounds of machinery (as
if there’s much difference).”
(And
the wind cooed: “You can call me Matia.”
“Just
my luck, “ he snorted, “Always close, but never right on it.”)
How
Things Could Be In Life And You Never Be The Wiser.
That
there is no medical reason to ever remove an eye, but after spending a
dozen years to get their degree, ophthalmologists (once in practice) discover
that performing such surgery is the only way to get a decent return on
the time they’ve invested in their profession.
(This
is also applicable to other areas such as politics & religion, where
rulers are able to continually extract taxes from the people by making
them believe they are in constant danger.)
And
a gentlemen comments:
“Well,
what you have said is certainly how the mind can imagine
things might be,”
(and
his eyes looked away as if to say: “But surely not!?”)
“Pa
pa: too bad there is not a doctor who can extract another kind of
I, huh?!”
In
one galaxy is a planet whose inhabitants have a tradition that says:
Each
new generation -- as it reaches maturity --
forgets
all it knows and replaces it with what it imagines it does.
“Hey!”
says the mayor of a local city: “If it works for them -- it
could work for us,”
and
as so often is the case: low level politicos are already behind the times.
Consciousness
is to now
as thought is to all other times;
thought
is to social
as consciousness is to individual;
thought
remembers the past for social reasons:
to
know how to act next time a similar situation arises;
also:
thought is necessary for a man to be social with himself (to entertain
himself):
to
do this he needs ideas from others, thus needs to be social to have access
thereto.
A
Flash From The Library.
One
man, when he would finish a page, would turn it -- and forget
about it.
(“What
a guy!”)
While
waiting for his dream boat to come in,
this
one chap began to smell like Herman Melville on a hot day.
Another
Note Regarding The Nature Of Man (Okay: Of His Mind).
Without
being singularly blessed -- you can’t be singularly cursed.
“Pa
pa, is this why everyone…” “Yes.”
For
a few: the worst is in considering the alternative.
In
a persistent attempt to find just the right audience for his ideas,
one
man always prefaced them by saying: “Now I could be full of shit…”
until
he found those to whom this made no difference.
(“Hell
man! -- he could have stayed home alone and accomplished that.”)
As
they conversed, the mechanical engineer and the stock broker agreed that
of
utmost importance is always the matter of leverage,
and
a man passing by (who used his own mind in manners metaphorically akin
to
both
the aforementioned professions said to himself: “Ah -- leverage!
Ah so.”
For
a few: the worst is in considering the alternative.
Fact:
Anger is local, as are all of its targets;
the
source of all targets however, is universal --
and
no one gets mad at the universal -- so:
that
raises the question -- question?!
-- what question?!
And
as long as we’re in the vicinity, one man offers this up to the minute
definition,
and
example of electronic based entertainment: “Religion:
low definition irritation.”
To be cutting edge clever in the city requires you have enough lack of understanding for two.
Fact:
The dense take life personally.
Fact:
Life intends that they do.
Fact:
No harm done! -- but no help given either -- by
your friend: life.
Those
behind the time
never
understand time.
To
get hip to what’s really going on, you gotta know all the short cuts
--
then
forget ‘em.
The
Mind’s Minimal Requirements To Be Entertained.
It
can’t enjoy Punch without Judy,
Ren
without Stimpy,
Romeo
sans Juliet,
Brahma
with no Shiva,
Beavis
without Butthead,
and
above all: no thought without someone else’s thought to compare it to.
“Daddy,
is this why men are always…” “Yes.”
For
a few: the worst is in considering the alternative.
“Okay
already! -- I give up! Why is that!?”
Well,
be thankful sir, that you will never suffer it.
J
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