At
one of their irregular get togethers, some local gods were having a few,
and
playing a bit of verbal grab-ass when one of them stood,
raised
high his glass and declared: “Here’s to us!
Only
in our lands can
progress
that doesn’t actually go
anywhere, still be, progress!”
“Here,
here!’ they all cried between guffaws.
There
are two nice features of not knowing where you’re going:
first
is that you can postpone forever the disappointment of not reaching a destination,
and two: your life’s not disturbed by an awareness that you should be struggling
to
go
some place other than where you’re headed.
A
father noted to a son:
“Patients
think their doctor worries constantly about whether they will live or not,
and
doctors think their patients worry constantly about paying their bill,
and
the rebel worries that the part of his nervous system that can cure what
ails
his consciousness won’t live long enough to pay off what it owes him.”
“I don’t get that last part about the rebel.”
“Me
either -- but I like the sound of it.”
To the realized man: humor’s not funny that’s hostile.
When
he heard an archeologist condemn the building of a certain dam,
saying
that it will: “Flood, cover and destroy the past” --
one
man began looking around for who could construct such a thing in his mind.
He
thus explained his unfamiliarity with popular novels people often mention:
“I
don’t care for fiction -- hell! -- I can barely
stand non fiction.”
(“Pa pa: is he really talking about books, or aspects of himself?”)
Overheard:
“If it wasn’t for damn cells -- I wouldn’t be
in a dream!
(‘course
without ‘em, I also would not be aware
that I am).”
There
are two neat things about being conscious:
one
is that you are aware that your brain is having thoughts,
and
second is that the thoughts are almost entirely about you.
(What a pleasant surprise!)
Many
people don’t amount to much until they die,
and
no rebel does until he dies while yet alive.
Keeping
contemporary with his times:
one
man installed in his mind a Refresh
icon he can click on.
“Errors
are made to be corrected” says the city;
a
true rebel listens to no such foolishness.
On
the urban station: everyone’s favorite song is always
being played.
(Only
the man-who-gets-it understands what is going on when someone says that
they: “don’t-get-it.”
Question:
Does that imply that only the fully ignorant can ever know what is going
on, or that only the fully informed can be truly ignorant?
And
the All City Chorus intoned: “W-e-e-e-e
don’t -- get it.”)
Quote
For The Day.
“No
son is worthy of being called such whose father did not spend his life
struggling
to awaken.”
(Pst! -- who do you think said that: a father or a son?)
On one world: they burn each week when they’re through with it.
How
To Never Go Wrong In The City:
When
in doubt -- act enthused;
and
the deeper your doubt -- the more enthused you should seem.
Discovering
chlorine can be done dead pan, but not Pester
John’s unlisted number.
“Daddy
dearest: is this why the dumber people are the more passionately they…”
“Yes.”
Children:
do not try this at home (that is):
do
not apply what has just been talked about to affairs in your own neural
household.
In
a spot just on the edge of the city,
a
man showed up who began to talk about things the people there had never
heard,
or
thought about before;
many
initially came to listen and found it interesting –
but
rather quickly, most said they would not be coming back unless he told
them
what
the point was.
The
neat feature of not knowing what the point is -- is that
you
won’t get your eye/I put
out while you’re looking for it.
(Yes, that’s correct kiddies: the urban adults still don’t get it.)
A
man with a terminal disease mused:
“Is
it less disturbing, or more upsetting to have minor illnesses when you’re
in this condition?......and, Hey! --
more
annoying or less, not to be awake when you’re stupid and asleep?”
In
man’s second reality there is, for every human on this planet,
an
unlimited supply of self-protection devices.
“Hold
up! -- devices for the protection of humans? --
or
for the protection of the second reality?”
One
of the more comforting views of affairs in the city
is
commonly expressed in the words: “There seems to be no substantial change.”
Outside of town, on that vast chemical plain where lightning is forever striking, stood a solitary eatery with this sign in the door:
A nice feature of not knowing what is really on the menu is that you can eat anything.
J
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