When
deemed appropriate to his actions, one man will whisper to himself:
“How
can I know so much and be so stupid.”
Just
as looking is not the same as seeing, neither does knowing guarantee
--
without
your own constant vigilance -- that you will never again lose
your keys.
Ordinary
men are distraught over wars and international injustices
while
the rebel is concerned over things that are actually important --
like
him breaking his favorite cup.
Conversation
Number Seventy Six.
“Cells
are everything -- men, nothing.”
“But men are nothing but cells?!?”
“Okay:
cellular men might be important --
but
the thing they think
they are is still of no significance.”
“Well, that’s something.
at least.”
The
way to be clumsy is to consistently look off from whatever it is
you are doing;
the
way to be clumsy of consciousness is to constantly look off from
what
goes on in your mind.
One
man’s attitude toward himself was nothing at all like his attitude toward
others -- thus assuring him being taken as normal in the city;
another
guy’s attitude toward himself was about the same as his attitude toward
others
-- thus accounting for him being generally invisible to the normal.
Popularity
amongst those who seek to be popular
depends
entirely on one’s capacity for inequity of judgment --
this
explains the approval men have for the gods they concoct.
When
you
sew the suit -- it always
fits.
(“You
refer I assume, to clothing you cannot see.”
A
most fashionable assumption, my good man.)
In
the city, the most popular immediate response to any question is:
“That’s
a great question…”
Men
have two ears so that one can say: “Hello! -- how are you!”
while
the other can mutter: “Ah, screw you!”
Many
are the scientists who ponder the reason man’s brain is in two pieces:
one
day one will come up with Theory
A -- which will always be matched by
another
proclaiming: “Damn Theory A!”
(perhaps not so crudely put,
[by
the by: a significant but under-noted feature of being a scientist
is
being fully civilized in your speech, which urges a query:
Why,
when men are talking about physical matters in their environment,
will
they speak as straightforwardly, simply and calmly as possible, but
when
they
are talking about man, well -- you know how it goes (comparably
speaking)])
and
none note that this endless two sworded verbal fencing
regarding
the question -- answers
the question.
It
takes two legs to walk -- and two tongues to talk --
in
a way that makes sense to those in the city;
the
rebel on the open plains outside of town however
speaks
with but a single tongue -- which is why he is not heard and
is invisible.
The
herd has no interest in individual cows (except of course those who
seek
to be popular -- then every cow has to pretend to be interested
so that when
it’s
their turn the other cows will reciprocally pretend to be interested in
them).
Thus
it be that the-man-who-knows is well known and popular only amongst himself,
(which curiously enough, is not a totally ill founded description of being
verbally
more awake than the flock. [Ba,ba,
asleep sheep]).
This
suddenly caused one fellow to wonder:
“Can
you ever be
in Cairo
if you have no name for it?” –
which
spawns an even better ponder:
“Could
you ever be ‘asleep’ in the metaphysical sense
had
you never heard of the idea?”
(“You
call that a
fuckin’: ‘better question’!”)
The
dense like to think of themselves in the plural –
hence
their creation of the words: “men, us” and: “humanity,”
when
a simple: “me” or better still: silence would do just fine (for
the few at least).
From
Our: Definitions Desk.
Psychologists:
Priests without the power of absolution.
Priests:
Psychologists who can’t set their own fee schedule.
And
from our slang dictionary,
the
more adult version Of: T.G.I.F.
(Thank God It’s Friday):
T.G.I.D.:
Thank God I’m Dying.
Which
seems to have spurred one reader to reflect:
“In
that by and large you can do nothing about the way you look,
life
has compassionately provided man with cosmetic surgery --
but
where the hell is such thoughtfulness when it comes to your innards?!”
One
guy’s sole, inspirational mantra is: “Cells are a man’s best friend.”
The
first thing every morning drill one father has laid on a son:
“Remember
young trooper: as damaging as engaging in criticism is --
reacting
to it is worse.”
(Postscript:
How can any one instance of misrecognizing Miss
Atlantis
be
worse
than any other?)
One
man’s daily reminder to himself: “Without my molecules -- I’d
be nothing”
(an
observation that apparently holds no interest to his neural ones --
not
based on the complete indifference they display there toward;
they
never
mention this obvious fact on their own --
he
must always bring it up himself
[gives
you something to think about, huh?! (if you’re outside the city)]).
Combined:
Spiritual, Physiological & Psychological News.
All
problems are due to lethargic cells.
“I
just KNEW it wasn’t my fault!” exclaims one chap.
News
Strictly For Those Outside The City.
Excitement!
-- the solution to everything that can be soluted.
One
rebel enjoys sometimes saying to himself -- when he is with
himself:
“Just
shut up and dance.”
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