Page One.
In
the interest of: N’ing-the-O
(nailing the obvious) one man publicly states
that
most of his motivation comes from things he wants to do.
A
Family Matter That May Actually Matter.
The
real man discerns,
The
ordinary give birth to physical children --
the
rebel gives a second birth to himself;
the
legacy of cows is more cows --
the
heritage of a realized man is only recognized by his kin.
The
energy of life is passed, transformed and passed again by the herds of
life;
the
information of life is processed in a more exclusive manner.
Everyone
knows all they need to know -- if collective life
suits them;
no
man driven to live internally for himself is naturally told by life
all
that HE needs to know to pursue such a course;
thus
in the certain man’s obscure family line:
at
the upper end of his nervous system, every father becomes his own offspring.
To
routine ears, this may sound abnormal -- but this is how it has always
been done, and is the only way it can
be done.
Those
looking for a hand-up
have yet to understand what lies at the end of their arm;
the
rebel does not have a two sided brain for no reason;
one
hemisphere: pa pa,
the other: pa pa’s potential progeny;
what
those of the anomalous human blood line do with their neural sperm
would
seem to be up to them;
you
raise and nourish your own understanding -- or: you adopt.
Blah blah blah: Politics.
Additional
Parenting News.
All
herds have a collective conception of reality embedded by birth, which
each cow is invisibly pressured to take in as though it is their own child.
Yada yada: Sports.
When
the time came proper,
a
father gave a son these two directions:
“First:
immediately upon awakening every morning:
determine
to fix your mind for the day on an idea or question you have selected:
one
that came entirely from your own mind, that you had never heard or read
before: one unnecessary to consider for a routine existence,
but
one of incessant interest to you;
secondly:
let me know when you can do this satisfactorily -- so
I can disown you.”
Yakety yak: The Weather.
A lad and his dad must one day part,
where the sky touches land,
where the city reaches woods;
a single path divides,
cells escape the mire,
the circle is complete,
“At last, I can breathe.”
Rattle rattle: The Arts.
Only
a man with no imaginary hunger left
can
fairly cannibalize himself.
Op-Ed.
One
small city college, unable to match the salaries of the larger universities,
still
attracts the necessary faculty by allowing each professor to select for
himself,
a
super hero nickname.
Letters To The Editor.
A
worm writes:
“Why
does your publication continue to report only on the hegemony of cows,
cats, birds and fish? Why do you never – look down
below your feet --
beneath
the level supporting the creatures you normally see?
Have
none of you any understanding of my significance,”
(and
he signed it using a name commonly identified with hormones).
Next page, next page.
Those
who don’t know what they’re talking about always, “Welcome-your-comments.”
One
man said to his own nascent son-self:
“Are
you fully cognizant of how serious IS the matter of, seriousness?
--
so
much so for instance, that the ultimate goal of humorists is to be taken
seriously?!”
He nudged himself, smirked and added: “Do you realize where, on The
Silly Scale,
this
puts spiritual leaders and political pundits! Hah!” --
and
his self added: “Not to mention us, huh?!”
“No!
-- no, ‘us’
-- did you hear me say anything about, us?!”
(Turn the page -- turn the page quick!)
Obits.
In
what appears to have been a final act of desperation,
one
man changed his name for the sole purpose of trying to hide from himself
(although he denies it -- Yeah! -- now that he
is safely deceased!)
One
man pondered: “I wonder just how much a real father resembles a real son?”
Lions
beget lions, and sheep, sheep;
what
the certain man produces -- only he can recognize.
The
ordinary believe the highest possible goal is the discovery of The
Truth;
the
certain man knows it to be the creation thereof --
the creation thereof --
the creation thereof.
A son said to a father:
“Sometimes I feel like the game is stacked.”
“Of what value would it be were it not.”
J
A
son then insisted to a father: “Sometimes I feel specifically
that our family
game is stacked.”
“What fun would we have in life were it otherwise.”
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