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ONE LEGGED MEN FOUND TO HAVE
A CERTAIN SLANT ON LIFE
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Not Playing The Lame's Game Since 1375
 August 12, 2003                                                                      © 2003: JAN COX
 
 

    Page One.









In the interest of: N’ing-the-O (nailing the obvious) one man publicly states
that most of his motivation comes from things he wants to do.
 
 

A Family Matter That  May Actually Matter.
The real man discerns,

                                                         when all’s said and done,
                                                         your own understanding's
                                                         your only real son.
 

The ordinary give birth to physical children  --
the rebel gives a second birth to himself;
the legacy of cows is more cows  --
the heritage of a realized man is only recognized by his kin.
The energy of life is passed, transformed and passed again by the herds of life;
the information of life is processed in a more exclusive manner.
Everyone knows all they need to know   --   if collective life suits them;
no man driven to live internally for himself is naturally told by life
all that HE needs to know to pursue such a course;
thus in the certain man’s obscure family line:
at the upper end of his nervous system, every father becomes his own offspring.

To routine ears, this may sound abnormal --  but this is how it has always been done, and is the only way it can be done.
Those looking for a hand-up  have yet to understand what lies at the end of their arm;
the rebel does not have a two sided brain for no reason;
one hemisphere: pa pa, the other: pa pa’s potential progeny;
what those of the anomalous human blood line do with their neural sperm
would seem to be up to them;
you raise and nourish your own understanding  --  or: you adopt.
 
 




    Blah blah blah: Politics.











Additional Parenting News.
All herds have a collective conception of reality embedded by birth, which each cow is invisibly pressured to take in as though it is their own child.
 
 




    Yada yada: Sports.










When the time came proper,
a father gave a son these two directions:
“First: immediately upon awakening every morning:
determine to fix your mind for the day on an idea or question you have selected:
one that came entirely from your own mind, that you had never heard or read before:   one unnecessary to consider for a routine existence,
but one of incessant interest to you;
secondly: let me know when you can do this satisfactorily  --   so I can disown you.”
 
 




    Yakety yak: The Weather.









                                              A lad and his dad must one day part,
                                              where the sky touches land,
                                              where the city reaches woods;
                                              a single path divides,
                                              cells escape the mire,
                                              the circle is complete,
                                                            “At last, I can breathe.”
 
 




    Rattle rattle: The Arts.










Only a man with no imaginary hunger left
can fairly cannibalize himself.
 
 




    Op-Ed.











One small city college, unable to match the salaries of the larger universities,
still attracts the necessary faculty by allowing each professor to select for himself,
a super hero nickname.
 
 




    Letters To The Editor.











A worm writes:
“Why does your publication continue to report only on the hegemony of cows, cats, birds and fish?   Why do you never  –  look down below your feet  --
beneath the level supporting the creatures you normally see?
Have none of you any understanding of my significance,”
(and he signed it using a name commonly identified with hormones).
 
 




    Next page, next page.











Those who don’t know what they’re talking about always, “Welcome-your-comments.”
 
 
 
 

One man said to his own nascent son-self:
“Are you fully cognizant of how serious IS the matter of, seriousness? --
so much so for instance, that the ultimate goal of humorists is to be taken seriously?!” He nudged himself, smirked and added: “Do you realize where, on The Silly Scale,
this puts spiritual leaders and political pundits!   Hah!”  --
and his self added: “Not to mention us, huh?!”
“No! --  no, ‘us’  --   did you hear me say anything about, us?!”
                                                                       (Turn the page  --  turn the page quick!)
 
 




    Obits.











In what appears to have been a final act of desperation,
one man changed his name for the sole purpose of trying to hide from himself (although he denies it  --  Yeah!  --  now that he is safely deceased!)
 
 
 

One man pondered: “I wonder just how much a real father resembles a real son?”
Lions beget lions, and sheep, sheep;
what the certain man produces  --  only he can recognize.

The ordinary believe the highest possible goal is the discovery of The Truth;
the certain man knows it to be the creation thereof  --
                                                      the creation thereof  --
                                                      the creation thereof.

                                                      A son said to a father:
                                                     “Sometimes I feel like the game is stacked.”
                                                              “Of what value would it be were it not.”
 
 

J










A son then insisted to a father: “Sometimes I feel specifically that our family game is stacked.”
                                                          “What fun would we have in life were it otherwise.”
 
 





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