One
man says he hears a lot about people playing mind-games
on each other,
and
notes that this leaves him out.
(Uh
uh! -- if you wanna know more, you’ll
have to ask him.)
And
the ruler of one land only allows himself to photographed while in the
royal nude, and has further forbade any attempted public analysis thereof.
(Now
he may know something more worth knowing.)
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It
is rumored that a certain city writer is the subject of Star
Chamber proceedings brought against
him
by the: We’re Extremely
Serious Literary Guild;
the
charge being that he proposed all authors, whenever they reach a place
in
their work wherein they clearly do not know what they are talking about,
must
leave a number of blank pages, reflective by some measure, of their ignorance.
(They
should all be well reminded of the fact that man’s cultural reality cannot
live, filled with holes or blank spaces.)
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The
peripatetic self-reference embedded in all of man’s systems devoted to
his spiritual development ultimately becomes their essence and raison
d'être,
not
unlike how a man’s continual mindless describing of the kind of person
he is
finally
becomes what he thinks he should
actually be.
All
of man’s invented metaphysical interests can be seen as arising from
his
disinclination to mentally look reality point blank in the face,
as
can his mind’s portraying of himself to be
a metaphysical creature
coming
from an instinct not to see himself as he clearly is.
Fact:
No thing, no person who will say what they are -- are that.
(In
fact, you could say that each man’s mental conception of him as a unique,
complex, free willed individual is his own private brand of mysticism.)
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A
Good-News/Indifferent-News Story.
If
you invent your own world (man’s cultural/spiritual one) --
you
can invent all the stuff that doesn’t exist in it,
(that
is the Indifferent News,
the Good News
is):
the
same thing -- while understanding it.
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To
truly pursue the rebel’s grail you must be prepared in times of need --
to
eat your own foot,
(and
in times of plenty -- to grin at such necessities).
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A
severely passionate chap climbed to the top of a wind-swept, mopped &
waxed hill, and shouted to the heavens:
“Oh
Great Ones! -- I regret
that I have but one mind to offer unto thy service,”
and
one of the gods asked another:
“’One’
-- he did say: ‘One
mind’ didn’t he?! Jeeze! -- that was a close call!”
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Above
his early-morning bathroom-mirror one guy has posted this note: “Remember:
The
end is not yet come -- not ‘til ALL the nuts have worked
loose -- and fallen off.”
(“Well, thank god at least, for small hopes.” --
“I heard that,” retorted someone’s mind.)
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In
a surprising and unprecedented move,
one
city announced: “Most problems here have
no solution.”
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On
another world, the creatures became so desperate over their
crumbling
judicial structure, and vanishing resources of ammunition
that
they began executing judges by having them shot by cannons loaded with
balled
up poets at close range.
(“Uuuugh!
-- not at close range!”)
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One
day a chap said to his inner partner:
“Man!
-- you’d be scared to death if you knew what I know!’ --
to
which the other part replied:
“What
do you mean: ‘If’!
Look at me! -- how do you think I got this pale --
hoofin’
buckets of water up a hill?!”
A
duck holding a mortage is no laughing matter.
- - -
How
Mind Works: Example 34.
Every
word has its own taste -- except the word, “taste.”
(Justice
is always being served in the 3-D
Dining Hall regardless of who’s present,
late,
absent, or un hungry.)
How
Mind Works: Example 37.
One
man developed an apparatus he calls: The
Info Phone --
it
doesn’t serve as named -- but he keeps calling on it just the same.
“Excusez
moi: but do you take your knowledge
with one or two lumps?”
“I say: is that a camel, or a horse who’s just glad to see me?”
Every
time a car passes his house being intentionally noisy, this one man leaves
town.
Corollary:
the reason the fully realized man is never seen is that he is never there.
J
A man with a bio
is a hunchback.
(“Repugnant,
Repugnant -- let down your stats!”)
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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