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Spiffying
Up The Rough Edges Since l803
To Unravel A Code Requires You Participate In The Code
A
person who believes (concerning that certain special matter) that:
“When
the student is ready, the teacher will appear” --
will
always be a student in waiting.
No
one puts out the certain man’s fire but him, because he is the source of
his.
It
is the placebo effect that causes men to live in mental dreams,
thus
only placebos will awaken them.
“Gawd!
-- but I do so love man’s many unique illnesses.”
“Why?”
“Because
they alone are not fatal -- (not like all those
other
ones! Yuk!)”
A
truly civilized society is one which considers the sending of psychiatrists
to
a war ravaged area as important as the shipping of food.
“What
in the world does that have to do with my work on my consciousness?!?”
Only cows have cheer leaders.
About
the drive, says one man:
“Perhaps
the trickiest part is getting around the curve marked: ‘Learned
behavior.’”
One
man nicknamed the rebellious part of his mind, Ellijah
L. Homewrecker --
a
sobriquet he would repeat with great pride.
(He
had a brother who advertised himself as a, Hypnotist
[though
he had nothing to show for it.])
Mind
being the only instrument in the universe to investigate things,
it
has difficulty grasping the notion of it investigating itself.
“Has 'difficulty’
hell! -- it’s not possible!”
Yes,
yes, but for a few, the question still remains open.
A
chap who displayed obvious disapproval of the trophy killing of animals,
when
it was noted that men who do such are merely acting as their genetics direct,
yet
mused: “That still does not mean I have to associate with such
behind-the-times-examples
of my species.”
“Pa
pa…”
“Yes son, I’m sure it was intended to actually be applied there.”
Mused
one chap: “Just as unbridled sex can disrupt society,
so
too can such thinking, man’s normal state of consciousness
(thank god!)”
There
is nothing more annoying than someone trying to sell you something.
“Hey
-- you don’t have to convince me."
(Second
version): There is nothing more annoying than someone trying to
sell
a certain man something..........................correction: nothing more
futile.
Trying to awaken yourself is like fighting cholesterol of the mental arteries.
“Good
taste is the enemy of creativity” -- guess who said that,
a
priest, or a painter?
Not
only type, temperament and genetics will out -- so will everything,
but
none save the certain man consistently notes.
One
man only speaks when spoken to,
(says
he is trying to set an example for his mind).
One
man insists that any statement beginning with the words:
“For
every man, woman and child in the…” may safely be ignored.
He
who believes his ideas represent anyone besides himself is either deranged,
(that
is: ordinary) or else in extraordinary communication with life.
Normal
people believe that circumstances can cause them to act as they do
--
that
is why they are called, normal.
Another
thing about having gods is they can be blamed for stuff men do.
(“But
the gods make ‘em do
the stuff.” Was that really necessary to say.)
One
guy admits: “It is a hellava thing to do to your baby brother --
and
since I don’t have one, I did it to myself.”
Time
Saver’s Tip.
Any
matter about which men have long debated its truth is not untrue.
Re
The City Question Of Sanity.
When
you have only one mind it is impossible to tell if you are in: “Your right
mind.”
J
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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