The
ruler of one neural network told those who appeared to be closest to him:
“There
is a difference between being my friend and being my enemy --
but
not enough to make any difference.”
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Hormones
don’t make you mad,
hormones
make you age, make you sick, and eventually kill you,
but
they do not
make you mad or cranky about it all – ‘tis neurons that do that --
so
thank or blame them -- not stalwart, faithful hormones.
(If
you are unnaturally alert and anxious, in the above, wherever appears the
words: hormones,
and, neurons
you can replace them with the word, life,
and
whereat shows the word, you
-- substitute, he-woke-up-and-left.)
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News
For The Media Freaks.
The
Dickhead Gazette doesn’t make home
deliveries -- it doesn’t have
to.
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What
drugstore mystics don’t care for in the least is the fact that
the
energy that drives vanity, greed, xenophobia and all the other yucky stuff
is
the same one that fuels all the sympathetic emotions hostile thereto.
“Pa
pa?”
“Yes?”
“Why
do most who start out, hungry for a transformation of their consciousness
end up in religious settings?”
“You forgot to add: ‘To no avail.’”
“But
pa pa, it is
to some avail,
since
it gets them over actually trying to become neurally transcendent.”
“Well bite-my-ass! -- you sure got me on that one!”
Fact:
It is quite difficult to insult the imaginary (aka):
A
real
troll takes nothing personally (doing
so takes too great a toll).
* * *
Cheap
men always have preferences in their second reality possessions --
since
all of them are by essence, equally cheap;
all
that causes Jack
to triumph over the beanstalk Giant
is the author’s and reader’s predilection therefor (as with Jesus
over Death).
A
man with a collection of gold nuggets has no favorite rock --
the
man with a mind that can sing on its own -- enjoys its full
repertoire.
* * *
“Pa
pa?”
“Si?”
“Is
what you tell me -- what is really going on?”
“No -- it’s close, but it is not what is actually
going on,
if it were I either: wouldn’t be telling it to you -- or:
you wouldn’t be hearing it.”
“Oh!
-- (I think?!?)”
* * *
The
eloquence of the dead is that they can’t be interrupted,
(same
as with the silence of a man who knows).
* * *
One
man says that the most unexpected thing he has ever experienced is contained
in
his statement at the time: “What a surprise to find you
here!” (said
while alone).
* * *
A
correspondent writes our Mr. Answer.
“After
reading the DAILY
NEWS
for some
time now,
it
seems to me that what is being said is:
as
a child, our interests are all in matters of the first, physical reality;
then
when we become adults, our minds turn to affairs in man’s second,
mental
based reality,
then
when we reach the older years, our attention returns to primary concerns:
I
find this most interesting, yet also frightening -- or maybe,
encouraging --
I
just don’t know -- can you help me?”
“First tell me: how old are you?”
* * *
Other
than for the conveyance of technology, the remaining purpose of human speech
is for the brain to hear what it sounds like.
* * *
Concerning
The Correct Identification Of Consternations In The City.
No
problem starts out under its own name.
“Then,
dear pa pa: how can you know if you are on the right path of solving one?”
“If you are on ANY path -- you’re not.
As long as you pursue the Golden
Fleece -- it will remain out
of reach.”
“But
there is no such thing!?!”
“And your point?”
Fact:
A man without auto insurance doesn’t NEED a car.
Though
obviously none are ever in the position to verify this:
at
the exact instant of death, neurons drop the act, and face up to:
“Who’s
your daddy?!”
Fact:
A man without imbecilic children doesn’t HAVE to speak to them
(thus
lowering himself to their level).
“But
honorable pater: how can a person ever be less that what they are?”
“Remember my boy: we are now talking about man’s mental- only,
second reality wherein…”
“Okay
-- got cha: wherein all things are possums.”
“Exacto-supial!”
* * *
From
our: Hardball Dictionary.
One
way of looking at the difference between ordinary people and those who
want
to get to the bottom of things is that ordinary people are too intelligent
to try it.
(The
full title by the way is: “The Hardball
-- No Refunds Dictionary.”)
* * *
There
was once a king who insisted that all of his ecclesiastical advisors be
(shall
we say): comfortably-corpulent
–
“The
better,” said His Grace,
“To avoid them in the hallways of my mind.”
* * *
A
man with a commanding and widely popular singing voice,
upon
learning he was dying declared: “How unfair! Out of the billions
of ordinary men that someone of my extraordinary talent should be taken
from life. How unfair!” --
a
feeling always shared by one.
* * *
One
Man’s Proposed Scheme.
Since
all forms of criticism will keep your consciousness torpidly tied to the
floor,
and
since it is not possible to feel critical about things you do not take
seriously,
why
not just hold a constant awareness of how UN serious indeed
is
every affair of man’s second reality.
No
one scoffs at hunger, and only fools at fashion.
Notes
one man: “So what’s not
to like about the Holy Grail
--
it
can be anything you want it to be” -- and there is the key.
Once
you cease being ticked off by stamp collectors, the Philately
Monster
can
no longer put you in a deeper hypnotic trance than you normally are.
The
physical reality (obvious and inescapable) you can work with --
the
second reality (unique to man) you can only enjoy -- when it
is enjoyable --
the
rest of the time -- ignore:
that
(sleeping semi beauty) is being awake and out-of-the-dream.
J
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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