A
man says: “Well, one nice thing about finding out you have a serious illness
is
the pleasure you get from then telling others about it,
and
getting all that sympathy and attention,” and someone mused:
“Too
bad that doesn’t work with telling others about your stupidity.”
Every
time you imagine yourself saying something to someone about yourself,
you
have killed off another ten per cent of the little angels dancing on your
pinhead.
The
Neural & Hormonal Merry Go Round.
In
a fit of spiraling exasperation the king passed sentence on the upstart:
“I
condemn you to -- eternal torpidity!” -- but after a
heart wrenching display
of
despair, and a plea of: “Anything but that!” His Grace relented, and changed
it to: “Eternal death,” which clearly was a great relief to the condemned.
Hormones
come and go -- they’re supposed to;
only
unsophisticated neurons want to stick around long after their usefulness
is spent.
Those
who won’t leave
the party are the ones who spoil
the party.
Health
Update.
You're
never really well 'til you're completely
well.
One
man says that trying to awaken makes him think of a special type of hunting
wherein you have: trappers out --
looking for themselves.
(And
clearly unrelated to this, a voice from a dark room muttered:
“Hormones
catch beavers -- neurons take their photograph.”)
While
every man’s motto is: “You gotta eat!” --
only
the certain man has mental taste with any nutritional significance.
For
the rebel’s banquet: the brain’s routine, hormonal fed thoughts overstay
their visit whenever they appear (if, that is, you don’t personally keep
a keen eye/I
on them).
No
matter how seriously you take such activity,
asking
circumstances: “Why did you do that to me?” is nit picking rain for being
wet.
Only
the bull’s eye takes the arrows personally -- why? --
because
it is the only part of the target which can speak,
and
it is the one who proclaimed itself the center of things.
Shut
up! -- and you can’t be hit, because: “Shut up!” and you can’t
be found.
Even
after he began hearing a voice in his head and left the Garden
for the fun,
and
better living conditions of the city, Adam’s
hormones stayed quiet,
letting
the upstart neural urbanites do the talking for them both.
(Animals
by twos weren’t the only thing Noah kept protected.)
One
day some thoughts mused: “Why do we think the things we do?” --
a
question that fully civilized minds never ponder (doing so can prove most
UN civil).
One
man’s entire life centered around a certain private investigation
which
he could sum up in six words: “Who put you up to it?”
Any
man with half a pint of smarts prefers to have the chicken over the eggs
--
to
own rather than rent.
As
regards that certain matter-extraordinaire,
there
are two ways of telling those interested, what-to-do:
one
is to -- tell them,
the
other is -- make them guess.
(Guess which is best.)
News
From The Carnival.
One
man’s mind will give you a ride for a quarter.
As
regards understanding man’s verbally-dependent spiritual/cultural reality,
there
are two superimposing facts to remember:
one:
anything proves everything --
two:
everything proves anything.
In
that singular land of the naught-but-made-up:
there
is light so that things there can be seen,
and
because the mind has put things there to be seen -- there is
light,
and
it is a winning combination.............(for most minds).
One
extremely rare day, the city said to those camped therein:
“I
can speak to you with enthusiasm -- or with accuracy –
but
not with both: for that, you must look elsewhere.”
(Can you picture
that?! -- candor from the king of cant!)
Looking
back, a man who has moved to a better place,
now
realizes that for years when he passed this certain house,
the
door was always ajar, and he never took advantage of it.
(More
irony for those still with nothing more useful to do mentally):
it
is cows, creatures with no worthwhile possessions to protect,
who
are heard to exhort: “Strike while the iron is hot!” --
the
rebel stray soon understands that the iron is always hot,
and
that it is man’s bovinian mental perception of, circumstances
which
has given rise to that disorienting concept of, “while”
(aka):
“Anyone
can see what is really going on when conditions are right,” --
further
verbal flim flam wherein men’s thoughts are able to blind themselves
to
the fact that: “conditions,” and: “what is going on” are one and the same.
This
comprehension is not conducive to herd-wide peace, and collective behavior;
only
the few nervous system strays can be permitted such a
potentially
disrupting view of it all.
When
the ruler of one domain publicly declared:
“The
truly ignorant are easily spotted” -- most of the population
broke out in tears.
Announcement:
Do not, for the people of the city mourn, for they reside in a special
place wherein, even though you be drowning -- as long as you
keep talking,
you
never actually die from it.
Union
News.
Hormones
are capital -- neurons, labor.
The
History Of Many A Man, Encapsulated In The Story Of One Obscure Warrior.
A
certain mystical knight eventually abandoned his quest when he came to
a realization: “Well – shit! You slay one dragon, and –
Bam! – there’s another one;
you
kill it, and Wham bam! -- another one takes its place”
--
in
uncontrollable frustration, he dropped his lance, dismounted, removed his
armor, and went back to being Common
John Citizen of the city.
As
always for the few: more there be to this story than verbally told:
to
a truly determined knight, the never ending succession of dragons
is
not the problem (nay and forsooth) --
rather
his giving up of discovering where they come from.
Self
reference is the ultimate safe-harbor
for the mentally, short-of-breath.
Those
with but their natural born sails will never find the needed wind
to
blow thereon.
Re
The Distance: sometimes it's only a
short step.
A
father asked a son: “Which would you rather be:
stupid
-- but seen by others to be correct -- or:
unknown,
but knowledgeable?” -- and the boy shook his finger: “No, no,”
and replied: “You’re trying to get me to run into another one of those
unexpected,
and
embarrassing, one-and-a-halfway-mirrors
again -- oh no!”
Early
on, one aspirant warrior adopted as his private principle:
“If
some particular info is verifiable -- forget it!”
The
first thing doctors, lawyers, and physicists learn to say is: “Anything
is possible”
(was anyone left out?)
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