One
man’s everyday challenge to himself: “Who do I think I am?!” --
the
answer to which he says slips further and further away.
Transcendentalist’s
Shopping Guide.
One
way that you can tell you’re getting-somewhere
is
that nobody can sell you anything.
One
man mused unto himself-o: “If I
did abandon my binary based thinking
--
what
then would I have to think about?” and was almost immediately struck:
“Perhaps
for the first time -- anything I wanted to.”
Those
who dream of the great secret are convinced that by
understanding
one particular thing, they will understand everything --
but
they are never sure what the one thing is.
‘Tis
true in a way: getting to the bottom of things involves understanding
one
particular thing which explains everything,
but
you have to understand everything to ever understand the one particular
thing.
From
the: “Could Be”
files.
Knowing
what is going on, and explaining it to others could be two different things
-- two completely different things.
The
bureaucrats in one city decided to tax the achievements of
those
seeking the secret --
but
it didn’t work out --
and
if you don’t see why -- you’re one of them.
“One of whom: the mystics, or the bureaucrats?”
You
had to ask?
The
fundamental purpose of city bureaucracy (routine mental activity)
is
to apply names:
material
comes in --
no
one knows what it is, what it means, or what to do with it,
and
the bureaucratic synapses’ job is to give it a name so that it can be
-- filed away, (and hopefully forgotten about).
Mental
success amongst civilians can be SO simple a matter.
Everything
that can happen in a three-D reality will be three dimensional,
(dependent
on time and place);
men’s
minds commonly dream of them being free of such restrictions,
but
be that as it april: everything that occurs therein is three dimensional,
and
subject to such a structure.
“That certainly does not include thoughts -- correct?!”
Who
let him in.
Those
in an ambulatory coma entertain others by putting them in one too.
Note:
There would be more chuckling in the world were it not for
the
amount of snoring.
A
man called his local authorities and said:
“Since
I assume it will go easier on me I’ve decided to -- come
clean,”
and
they replied: “Nice for you sport -- but think what that’d do to
us!”
Director's
Cut: A man called his local authorities
and said:
“Since
I assume it will go easier on me, I’ve decided to -- come
clean! Guess
who!” -- and hung up.
And some guy says: “Hey, I used to have a mind that’d do that.”
Time
to play: What Is It?
If
it is beyond any ordinary experience, and contrary to all common knowledge,
then
what is it? -- and how can you tell if you possess it or not?
(FYI:
damn few there be who enjoy this game. [Bet THAT’S a big surprise.])
Now
time to play: What Am I?
Having
no patio furniture, one man decided to become his own;
his
brother (having spent six years becoming a structure engineer) was more
than
a
bit peeved at the rapidity with which his sibling achieved his goal.
Ahhhhhh!
–
but
a certain advantage
is had by the archery competitor who brings his own target,
so
much so that you never hear of it happening -- ahhhhh!
-- but you know why? --
‘cause
those who do are already way too far-ahead-smart to get caught at it.
“State
your name and where you are from.”
“Now, now! -- if I gave you my name, then you’d know where
I’m from” --
the
man who lets his mind’s tongue identify who he is
embalms
himself without a mortician’s license.
After
years of faithful study and school attendance,
one
day, as this student glanced up from his work at the instructor leading
the class,
he
was struck dumb-founded by the sudden realization:
“Those
who already know the
answers
are
the ones who always write
the questions!” --
need
you be told that after that (Sweet John Dewey) he was never the same,
(or
even much of anything bearing any resemblance).
And
someone raises a hand and asks:
“Why
is it that all of the
really
brain bustin’ stuff you ultimately realize are things that are so obviously
so? -- Oops! -- hold on! -- I
b’lieve I’ve got it:
it’s
brain bustin’ and head clearin’ because it IS so obvious,
and
was never, until that extraordinary moment, realized.”
(Ah
yes -- what can be more satisfying than:
he
with the question -- having the answer!
“Never mind that arrangement’s satisfaction -- how ‘bout its
inevitability.” Bull’s-eye sir! -- bully bull’s-eye!)
In
one land, the king declared: “He, in my kingdom, with the smallest mind
may
marry my daughter,” then suddenly thought to himself: “Hell! --
I’LL marry her!”
And
thus (history buffs) does the normal intellectual family-of-man
multiply,
and
carry-on!
Neo
NASA Update.
The
only thing standing between a man and a voyage to another world
is
him standing so firmly on this one.
A
sign prominently displayed in the city warns its citizens:
“Beware
Of Those Who Are Homeless By Choice!”
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