One
man said: “If they didn’t talk, most people would explode.”
“Can that be proven?”
“Enough
people won’t shut up long enough for
it to be.”
If
you ever feel doubt regarding mind’s power, just consider how it alone
tells
us what the gods want us to do,
“Pardon, did you say: ‘mind’s presumptioness’?”
Very funny.
One
man pondered: “Is it a mathematical certainty that:
those-with-a-lot-to-say
will say
a lot -- (or is it somehow the other way around)?!”
Today’s
Definition.
Everyday
Human Thought & Speech:
This
planet’s only example of permissible -- nay! -- required
-- plagiarism.
(Said
in some languages as:
“You
can’t actually steal from sources which possess only what they have pinched.”)
One
man reads only stuff that annoys him so that when someone
asks
what he has read lately, he gets to enjoy the experience twice.
The
brain’s automatic ability to remember serves the herd splendidly,
but
unattended to, drives certain cows to distraction.
(Thus
is this one guy willfully particular about the thoughts he allows to
lounge
about in his mind...................................okay, there is no such
guy --
he
was just made up to give a snappy finish to this story).
On
one world, puppeteers have a near sacred custom of always,
somewhere
in their scripts, having their stringed sycophants
mouth
a statement strongly asserting their freedom of will.
Conversation
Number Eight Six.
“Why
don’t you write a book about that stuff?”
“It’s more trouble than it’s worth.”
“So
give a speech about it?”
“A waste of time.”
“Then
why don’t you shut up about it.”
Life’s
own private dictionary has no synonym for: “failure”
–
inasmuch
as it has no such word in the first place.
(And
a son asked a father:
“Why
do men’s minds when hungry, always stop in the first place they come to?”)
If you ever need to locate a normal person quickly -- find a man dishing out advice.
Remember,
lads and lassies, and all ships at sea:
as
long as you comment on the waves other people’s vessels create --
these
waves will continue rocking your boat.
(Now
let’s all sing: “Augurs away my boys,
augurs away.”)
As
the living are helplessly patronizing of the dead,
likewise
a man who knows, of everyone else,
always
beyond their awareness.
A
son asked a father: “Pa pa: what would be the most terrifying thing
that
could happen to humanity: the commanding appearance of alien life forms?
--
the
knowledge that an asteroid is on course to destroy Earth? --
what?”
“The realization of a present reality:
the fact that men but lip and neural sync their words and thoughts:
that they are only a medium therefor, and not the source thereof.”
No
I.D. is required -- all the proof
needed of your membership in:
The
Brotherhood Of Humans is simply the
belief that they are all fucked up.
In
that the normal life of man is not serious,
men
must, through their power of speech, make it
sound like it is.
Based
on whether the crowd was in the lab using a microscope,
or
the observatory utilizing a telescope:
if
everyone else was looking through the small end,
one
man would slip to the other end and peer through the large lens (and vice
versa).
How
can you look at things in your thoughts like everyone does,
and
expect to ever see anything that they already do not?!
(which
you have already determined is useless).
Sheep
need flocks,
men,
religion, patriotism, and any other ideology you can name.
“So,
if standard human perception of life is The
Cavalry,
then
the man who knows would be The Lone
Ranger?!”
“Not bad, but better seen would be him as the unmasking thereof."
“Hummm…..I
don’t get it?!?”
“That’s because you still have the mask on.
There
is no doubt that at the outset, ‘tis better to ride alone,
but
when properly experienced therein,
the
certain man ultimately realizes the non necessity
of further riding."
Pet
News.
A
curious arrangement on one planet regarding intellectual strays is that:
anything
you take seriously
-- you must take home with you.
One
rebel (aging) noted:
“Having
accumulating pains gives you something to think about besides having pains.”
Alone
on a mountain peak,
a
man looked far into the sky
as
to himself he pseudo-sighed: “Ah! -- the universe! --
almost
like: a home-away-from-home -- almost.”
Knowledge
In The Subversive Mode.
The
rebel’s radical lessons of history are not taken
from history;
the
record of the universe is in the rocks;
that
of man, in the cells,
ergo
where others look away -- the certain man looks inside,
and
when others look inside -- he looks away.
During
the early stage of consciousness’ development,
not
infrequently did men feel they were being warned
regarding
the inner concept of reality being formed thereby,
but
were left at the end of a strenuously lived day to return to their caves,
confused
over the fact that they did not then know what a mental warning was.
Looms
Aweigh!
Consciousness
is a textile mill -- routine thought, a polka dot pattern.
If
normal men did not live in a natural state of mental confusion
they
could not tolerate their mental existence.
“Pa
pa: is that one of those things too weird
not to be true.”
Fashion
Away On The Runway.
Hormones’
job is to look good -- neurons’ to feel good.
Second
Showing On A Catwalk Gone Catawampus.
Hormones’
job is to look good -- neurons’ to promote their good
looks.
Part
of life’s private strategy is that it never bores itself,
(though
oft times does others).
The
difference between knowing
something by being told of it,
and
thinking about it yourself is in understanding that all speech,
while
appearing spontaneous, is prepared in advance -- just not
by the speaker.
Waking
up to what is really going on would metaphorically be to discover that
Trane
worked out in detail, every ostensibly improvised phrase he ever played,
followed instantly by the realization of just how badly the whole notion
of Jazz
has
been playing you.
A
man queried Dr. Answer:
“Can the truth ever be disheartening?”
“Only if you have a heart given to dising.”
Fact:
Only facts can be discouraging -- acts, never.
(For
instance): receiving threats of murder is discouraging --
being murdered is not.
Food
can affect a man’s consciousness --
so
can the weather --
so can sleep --
so can sex -- hell! -- so can just being alive.
Hey -- well:
what the hell!
Concussion
Arrived At By The Partially Dressed Models Backstage.
Acts
count -- facts don’t, but their disorienting talent is that
they can
count,
and
can thus unopposed, place themselves at the top of any list of:
Important
Matters In The Life Of Man.
Question:
what constitutes news
to a man trying to awaken
other
than news about him?
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