The
ultimate torment (or at least it
should be) for the potential rebel
is:
passivity,
resignation, and a respectable reputation with his peers.
On
this one world, activists are just lazy thinkers.
Always
remember and stay alert to the fact that:
if
you were born with a normally functioning mind --
the hustle is on!
Basic
Study Of Construction Techniques:
in
man’s early days, while he was building up civilization, to raise himself
above the ground level of his animal nature, his thoughts tore apart his
original foundation;
now
speech attempts to make amends.
Culture
as compared to technology: the only vehicle that can run over its own foot.
Quote
Of The Day: “Sir, as long as your car
is already up on the rack,
now
would be an excellent time to change your mind.”
Only
a man with some degree of individual-consciousness
could say that
his
thoughts are truly-his-own (and even he would not be telling the complete
story).
In
explaining his rejection of religion and philosophy, one chap says:
“I
got no want for a god or a truth that needs a spokesman -- damn
man! --
I
will abandon any idea if I ever hear
myself express it.”
The
most simplistic of thinkers always believe that they invented deep-thinking,
(‘tis
a thankless task telling frogs there is more complex music than croaks),
and
there’s this one reality which, if you ever get on its bad side,
it’ll
never let you hear the end of it,
and
after hearing a string of psychologists, priests, philosophers and politicians
attempting
to describe what constitutes happiness,
one man mused:
“Hell
-- happiness is hormones.”
If
a man’s nervous system is not his best friend, he should consider leaving
town,
(if
he can leave himself behind),
and
in line with his conviction that everyone should do their part to: stabilize-the-ship-of-society,
and help-maintain-its-course-of-continuity,
this
one man erected an enormous billboard in front of his business (come-frontal-lobes)
that said: “In A World Going Mad,
We Continue To Be
A
Reliable Provider Of Shoddy Merchandise And Uncertain Service”
--
one
or two people chuckled -- but none of his own thoughts;
(funny
is only funny when it occurs in someone else’s
yard).
A
more conscious person is like a man who slipped upstairs and opened his
birthday presents before he was supposed to -- hell,
before they were delivered,
(this
would ruin an ordinary person’s day -- not to mention, their life).
When
asked the age of his children, one man always replies: "Same as me."
On
some jell-o left over at the end of the day in the Lit. Department’s cafeteria
was
found this graffiti: “Any thousand page tome whose heart cannot
in
a sentence be put, is not worth the effort it takes to critique it,”
(thieves
always blow hot air into their booty),
and
as they danced across the floor, one man said:
“I
shan't be happy until I am dead,” and his partner replied:
“And
I shan't be dead until I am happy,”
and
thus did they mindlessly tango the night away,
and
after an extended slow period in another man’s neural, social life,
he
finally threw down his hat, and jumped up and down on it while hollering:
“I’ll
be diddily double damned if I’ll be stood up by the likes of ME!”
(enough’s
ALWAYS enough when it occurs in YOUR yard).
Through
his mortal wounds, the king gasped these final words:
“Look
for me in the ruins of Paradise,” and several of the knights were
so awestruck by the transcendency of their liege’s verbal legacy that they
fell to their knees
in
silent respect (while several others dropped to the ground to swipe his
boots).
Those
who insist that they know what they are talking about, do not,
and
those who insist that it is for your benefit for you to believe that they
know what they are talking about, do so even less (if that is possible).
An
Explanation Of Why People Are Not Generally Interested In This Activity:
why
get on a bus that you are not sure is going anywhere
when
you were born on one that you KNOW is not.
And
one gentleman in the city has developed his own: Test
Yourself Test
(which
proceeds thus):
how
can you tell that you are normal, sane and thinking as you should?
--
(answer):
everything you know is upside-down and backwards
(he
says that the reality of it is even worse than that,
but
there are no stronger words available to fully describe it).
How
Emotions Work: people care if they
SAY they care -- even if they don’t.
All
civilians play dress-up
-- some just do it in a place you can’t see.
Even
though money is of no more value than the non essentials it can buy,
it
can be used as an ad hoc measuring device to afford fresh glimpses of everyday
life, normally overlooked (to wit): ask yourself: which is worth more to
you:
what-you-think,
or drugs? -- then ask yourself: which of them costs me the most?
At
half time (during the recent marching band shortfall) a voice boomed over
the p.a. system: "It's these three choices: you can have either: Total
Quality; Total Service,
or:
Total Reality
(going under the hardly used name: Total
Satisfaction)",
and
the stadium damn near rioted.
A
Q. & A Game As Played ‘Tween One Father & Son:
“What’s
worse than being wrong?”
“Being predictable,”
and
a certain self-made scientist (who carries his secret lab with him
wherever
he goes) presents his latest finding:
“The
mind is like a beautiful, precision machine,
and
ordinary thoughts like oil -- far too thick and viscous,”
and
wrapped in his monogrammed repose refinements,
one
man would pray before bed each night:
“O
god -- if dawn MUST come -- let it be swift and sudden,
not
like my daily drift down into day time slumber.”
To ever see for yourself what is actually going on, you must fly wide -- not narrow -- not confined to your natural born mind’s constricted flight path.
J
Both
as a joke, and to help sustain his newly won equilibrium,
one
man told his legs (and frontal lobes) that one of them was older than the
other.
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