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Recreationally,
hormones’ favorite era of history is the pre civilized;
neurons
do not yet have one; they currently spend their free time
trying
to catch a glimpse of their own reflection -- in man’s mind.
The
drowning always cling to one another;
men
and thoughts gather in bunches.
A
demand for ransom can be a form of flattery;
a
refusal to pay it, an even greater one.
One
man could never seem to drink enough at night to get him over
the
disappointment of waking up the next morning in bed with himself again.
One
guy was so moody that his moods had moods,
and
another man had such an extensive genetic background
that
it was no wonder he was what he
was,
and
after all of his statements, the king of one state would always add:
“Hey,
and I should know -- I’m king,” and even though usually
he did not know
what
he was talking about, still, he was correct,
(in
that inside the monarch’s private chamber, it doesn’t matter,
and
outside, where his subjects are, it makes no difference -- thus it
all works out);
also:
as civilization increases in an area,
a
new theory can be worth more than eight old laws;
when
it rains on city roads however,
all
drivers will still hug the center line;
all
meaningless safety is in the heart of the herd -- the center
of the collective --
in
the shallows of man’s collective mind where even though
you
may believe yourself drowning, it will not be fatal,
and
there are multitudes on whom to grab and cling;
pigs
won’t let sheep sink -- whole herds cannot go under;
the
common mind always bobs back to the cortical surface.
“Neurons
who swim and drown in horror,
will
be back swimming here tomorrow” --
as
long as you mentally hang only with your kind
you’re
never in danger of leaving your mind (translated:
stay
where you are and always BE as you are -- in your head).
The
Personal
columns in city papers are for those who have no personal life,
same
as how Morality
is for those lacking same,
and
Religion
for those with no idea what it means.
The
unofficial motto of every city is: “Anyone Not From Here Is A Fool.”
As
the realm became increasingly cosmopolitan,
the
king instituted a monthly Blurt Out Day
at court,
during
which time the Assistant Royal Chief recently cupped his hands and yelled:
“Only the civilized can be shocked -- savages can only
be killed!”
and
the king rubbed his chin and thought: “I can go with that.”
Time
devours all consequences -- but not their parents;
only
specific epochs can be terminated -- which includes none of
those spoken of.
Right
up until the bloody end: tyrants will never admit that -- anything’s-wrong,
(it’s
snivelers who make the most noise while pretending to drown).
During
a storm as he gazed out a window, a man saw lightning strike a tree,
ripping
off all its bark, and setting the tree all aglow – and he thought
to himself:
“Ah!
but would same happen to my mind!”
In
an apparent attempt to persuade the people that
unoriginal
ideas are not necessarily inoperative,
the
local reality of one land adopted from advertising, this as its official
slogan:
“You’ve
Tried The Rest --
Now Try The Best.”
(Jane’s
Registry Of Cliches has thus far been
unable to establish with any certainty what, if anything, was thereby accomplished.)
The
city (the ordinary area of the human mind) works
in wondrous ways --
--
its irrelevance to perform,
(or:
if you can’t sell snipe sandwiches in Atlantis -- get outta
the business!)
And
yet: one chap who: didn’t-know-which-way-to-go -- never let
that
stop him --
you
can’t! -- not and thrive in the city, you can’t.
Two
dogs were laying around the house talking and one said:
“A
real advantage to being an animal is that no one will ever sue you for
slander,”
to
which the other immediately cautioned:
“Shhh!
-- don’t let the master hear you say that --
you
know how progressive he is in his thinking.”
Being
uncivilized in your behavior is a quite serious matter --
being
so in your thinking (if you keep your yap shut) is not --
it
is nothing that anyone else will even notice,
but
if you are trying to achieve rebel status --
this
becomes the most serious matter in your personal universe.
More
concerning city highways:
if
you’re waiting for a lift -- don’t get run over;
if
you’re waiting for a lift -- you’ll GET run over,
and
a father said to a son: “It’s best never to laugh at another man’s interests
-- unless of course -- they’re ridiculous!”
and
the lad asked: “But aren’t most men’s -- ridiculous?!”
“Well
yeah -- why else would I bother to mention it.”
Note:
fathers speak to their sons differently when in the city
than
they do when away and out in the open.
Suggestion:
ignore what yours says to you when he’s momentarily urbanized,
(all
kings get disoriented in town).
Suggestion
Número Dos: get out and stay
out!
But
here is how instruction proceeds in the city,
where
was issued this educational directive:
“If
you want to know how air planes fly -- find a crashed one to study”
--
never
forget that it is in this neural locale wherein the well are fascinated
by the ill,
the
normal by the grotesque, and the live by the dead.
(“Wow!"
they collectively cried: "Who WOULDN’T want to live THERE!”)
And
one man personally exclaimed: “Ow! -- my wings hurt,” and life
said:
“You
don’t have wings,” and the man replied: “They still hurt,”
and
life said: “We’ve been through this before: you don’t have wings, gills,
claws,
or
any other such to hurt” and the man paused a moment -- then yelled:
“Okay
-- my talk
hurts.”
No
one wants to live in a universe with limits –
yet
city mind cannot imagine conditions otherwise;
only
those who have escaped understand what escaping is –
everyone
held captive talks about it,
but
only those who experience it know what it actually is.
What
you then never hear: “Ow! -- my nothing hurts.”
The
struggle to flee the city dream is the becoming of a neural detective
--
having
your brain get on its own case,
and
whenever he would hear one man chide another:
“That’s
no way to be!” -- one man always thinks:
“That’s
EVERY way to be -- that’s another human you’re referring to!”
(Everyone
who hears about this has their own opinion as to what it means.)
Illness
is one thing: being ill,
being
ill AND talking about it turns it into something else;
only
sleepers who talk in their sleep are actually asleep,
(and
The
All Un-City, Certain Man Choir supportively
sings us out:
“How
Can That Be?! --
That Surely Can’t Be! --
But my, Glory Be! –
It
Sure DO Be!”)
J
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