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Cheap
people like to holler -- same as low rent thoughts push to be heard.
Life
In The Jungle --
The Actual World.
In
a pride of lions -- anyone who wants to BE noticed --
doesn’t GET noticed.
(One
tiger’s take is: “Self appointed bulls-eyes
are good for one thing only.”)
One
man says: “I’m gonna tell you the truth: ‘bout the only way I can bear
being subject to that sleeping state of consciousness is --
to be asleep.”
In
your odd moments chew on this sixty-four dousand throller boombah:
the
only thing standing between you and enlightenment is your brain.
A
man who has no interest in his cow-side
has
no concern over what others may believe they know about it.
One
man’s principle when stuck at home is: “Have a back-up,”
but
when he manages to escape and is in a non local reality it becomes:
“Have
no back-up -- it ruins it.”
Only
by talk and thought is life made to seem sufficiently interesting
to
keep civilized men from going mad.
One
man's view is: "Once you become sufficiently sophisticated to appreciate
it:
man's
concocted, other-reality
can truly take-your-breath-away --
which
presents no danger seeing how it's already taken away most of your best
parts
long
before then anyway."
Only
trapped hogs hate being
--
trapped hogs.
All
theories, concepts, postulates, opinions and beliefs about matters in the
mental world are just fancy names for, uninvited guest ('course if you're
a solid citizen of the city you don't see it like that -- no!
"Come on in! --
there's
always room for one more slopper!")
There
persists a rumor that this one god made-up
absolutely everything
he
told his creatures -- which may first sound shocking
--
until
you think about it for a second (which his creatures surely are not formed
to do).
All
of life is a metaphor -- excluding hypodermic syringes and
the I.R.S.
Only
those not fully awake to what is going on
have
any interest in thinking about how awake or not awake may be anyone else.
A
real man will not even speak of the non manly deeds of others.
There
are two ways to check the voltage of your household current:
one
is to compose gloomy odes -- the other is to not.
And
one man’s private motto is: “But if you leave the motor running.....”
Only
those living in the city, their thoughts in a dream,
have
an interest in the debate of whether: what goes up must come down or not;
from
city perspectives that is, wherein men’s mental wiring is such that
they
continually dis-distinguish ‘tween the technical world
(the
physical one outside their house where things can be predicted),
and
the non technical one inside their residence where -- anything-goes
--
where
there are no controlling laws of science --
only
the law of mechanical thought (which states):
anything
a thought says is so -- is for that instant -- so.
If
you still have trouble seeing that life itself is alive,
go
for a drive on a busy freeway amidst cars going eighty miles an hour,
inches
from one another, their operators giving scant attention to the task at
hand -- -- yet it works;
clear
your head -- be alert in the moment --
then
marvel at the beautifully choreographed life, life leads.
For
city folks, it’s good enough to start wearing seat belts at seventy
--
hey,
you went that long safely without them;
do
you begin to get it? -- to see that that is how life
thinks for man, through
man.
Wanting
to awaken is wanting to stand on your own shoulders.
Only
when you can pull hats out of rabbits can the run be completed --
pulled
from rabbits that did not exist before you found them.
J
For fans of: mythology, philosophy, art, music, and man’s miscellany, here is a compilation of the pertinent headlines from the period: January 21-March 1, 2003
HOMER’S
STILL TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE FIRST HEARD THOSE STORIES.
(PERHAPS FOR THIS SORT OF MYSTERY HE SHOULD ENLIST ADAM’S ASSISTANCE)
PLOTINUS
SAYS: “MYSTICS? I NEVER TALKED TO ANY MYSTICS WHILE IN EGYPT,
IN FACT -- NAW, I NEVER WAS EVEN IN EGYPT.”
ULYSSES GOES FOR AN EXTENDED SWIM IN THE CEREBROSPINAL SEAS.
ARCHIMEDES SAYS HE NOW HAS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHO PISSED IN HIS BATH.
EURIPIDES ASKS: “WHOSE GONNA STITCHIDES!"
PLINY THE ELDER EXCLAIMS: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE?”
AND PLATO INSISTS: "I DIDN’T SAY IT -- HE DID!”
AND DEMOSTHENES CONTINUES TO SPIT GRAVEL.
AND BUDDHA SAYS: “MAN, DO MY KNEES ACHE!"
AND INCREDULOUSLY MOSES GASPED: ‘YOU MEAN NOBODY BROUGHT A MAP?”
AND
MUHAMMAD REQUESTS: “WOULD YOU REPEAT ALL THAT --
AND SLOWER THIS TIME”
AND ZOROASTER EXCLAIMS: “JEEZE! -- THAT SHIT’LL BURN YOU!”
SCHOPENHAUER STILL SEES NO BRIGHT SIDE.
AND
PROUST KEEPS ASKING WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO FUMIGATE THE PLACE,
AND NO ONE KNOWS WHETHER HE’S REFERRING TO HIS ROOM OR HIS MIND.
SARTRE STILL STRUGGLES NOT TO LET ENNUI OVERCOME ENGAGÉ.
CAMUS FINALLY FINDS THE DOWNHILL RUN.
EVEN
THOUGH NOW SEVERELY DECEASED, RUSSELL SAYS
YOU CAN STILL BITE HIS SKINNY ASS.
WHITEHEAD HEADS SOUTH.
THE
WILD DUCK TAKES A SHOT OF HIS OWN;
IBSEN YOUR OWN BEST INTEREST TO TAKE WING YOURSELF.
AND A’KEMPIS INSISTS: “WELL, IT CAN’T HURT ANYTHING TO PRETEND!”
AND ERASMUS SAYS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS HE STILL HAS TO TELL PEOPLE THAT THE TITLE WAS MEANT SARCASTICALLY.
BUT JOHN LOCKE PERSISTS: “WELL SOMEOF US WERE BORN BLANK!”
AND
EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE ONE WHO SAID IT,
DESCARTES
STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT.
AND MONET SAID: “NO, I HAVEN’T HAD MY EYES CHECKED RECENTLY -- WHY?”
AND
MICHELANGELO PONDERS: “WILL I EVER GET ALL THESE DRIPS
OUTTA MY EYES?”
AND TOULOUSE SAID: “WELL, THAT’S HOW THINGS LOOK FROM DOWN HERE!”
AND
REMBRANDT SAID: “FOR GOD’S SAKE, SOMEONE OPEN THE DRAPES,
AND LET SOME LIGHT IN!”
AND BRUNELLESCHI MOTIONS: “COME LOOK AT THINGS FROM THIS ANGLE.”
AND
PICASSO SAID: “HEY, DON'T BLAME ME --
THAT’S
HOW THEY LOOKED TO ME THE NEXT MORNING.”
AND
SOUSA SAID: “YOU TRY CRAMMING TWO HOURS WORTH OF SYMPHONY
INTO THREE MINUTES OF GIDDY-UP!”
AND
BRUCKNER SAYS: “JUST MY LUCK TO COME RIGHT AFTER
THOSE THREE OTHER BIG ‘B.s’”
AND
IVES SAYS: “OKAY, SO EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE TUNE
IT’S NO REASON NOT TO STILL BUY A POLICY -- RIGHT?!”
SCHOENBERG
SAID; ‘IT’S ‘SPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THAT!”
AND PUCCINI SAID: “PRETTY PAYS THE RENT”
AND SATIE SAID: “WHAT D’YA MEAN, 'I MUST BE KIDDING'?!”
PROUDLY
SURVEYING THE BOUNTY OF BOTH HIS UPPER & LOWER LOINS,
BACH LOUDLY BARKED: “WHO'S YOUR DADDY!“
(LATER ADDING: "IT’S EITHER KEEP COMPOSING OR START CHANGING DIAPERS”)
OH NO! -- ODIN’S OUT ON A LIMB AGAIN.
THE
NEURAL VALKYRIES DIVIDE THE SYNAPTIC WORTHIES
FROM THE DISHONORED.
AND VISHNU SIGHS: “IS THIS STORY EVER GOING TO END!”
AND
ALEXANDER ASKS: “IS THIS ALL THERE IS?”
J
JAN'S
DAILY
REAL
NEWS
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